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RevBeaker

@revbeaker.bsky.social
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Just an engineer wasting time

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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ghostbusters Goo Splash
Alt: Ghostbusters Goo Splash
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you happen to be near some construction scaffolding? If so, you want to turn right.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Depends; will the duck submit to a cavity search?
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think the best part of BG3 is that you get to spend as much time loading from crashes as you do playing.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I try to limit myself to weird dice - granted I have trays of tackle boxes full of normal polyhedron dice, but I still try to limit myself...
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Did you at least get to keep the lumps?
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If people are concerned about a party’s brand then they should tear apart first past the post elections so they can give up on big tents. On a side note; Big Tent sounds like a conspiracy against RVs.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
John Brick was right there
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"I WANT TO SEE MOVING PICTURES ABOUT SPIDER-MAN!"
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Angry J. Jonah Jameson (Spiderman)
Alt: Angry J. Jonah Jameson (Spiderman)
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“We all update BIOS down here”
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Pennywise Evil Smile: IT Movie Killer Clown
Alt: Pennywise Evil Smile: IT Movie Killer Clown
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
People begging “AI” to make them real artists as though it’s the blue fairy
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Challenge them to a height off.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I look forward to the part where you abduct Robert Plant’s girlfriend.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He finds it humorous that others wipe where he can just use the Omega Effect to clean himself
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DC Comics Darkseid Artwork
Alt: DC Comics Darkseid Artwork
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Weekends need to be three days because Sunday, a day spent being miserable due to the fact that work starts the following morning, doesn’t count.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Looking that cozy and not caring about what people think while reading a book about bowel movements in public is a life goal
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Behold! A wyvern man!
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Hilarious Bald Chicken Eating
Alt: Bald Chicken Eating
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Blood Sausage Meridian
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
WHCA receiving the letter:
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Judgemental Volturi Aristocrats
Alt: Judgemental Volturi Aristocrats
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I like the part where Odysseus dances.
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Men Dancing on a Greek Beach
Alt: Zorba Dancing scene
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Democrats seem to have a storage box full of monkey paws that they reach into whenever they want to select new leadership.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Stay gold, Chokey Boy. Stay gold.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“I want them to live long enough to see appropriate punishment” Granted: they are now immortal
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
Alt: Monkeys Paw finger curls
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What a panel
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Slap that on the CV
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’ve spent too many elections hoping for Colins’ defeat to get hopeful this year.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Balderdash - I used to shout “Stand and deliver!” while holding my flintlock on high
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This cat would have been unimpressed by Alexander the Great
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Dapper Dino 'Citation Needed' Stamp
Alt: Dapper Dino 'Citation Needed' Stamp
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I once had a script note asking, “what’s robotic about the robot?” and I just kind of stared at it for a while.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
JD - “Sir, they’re enjoying something!” Trump - “Hold my minor…”
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The editors removed the chapter on the monster’s ass. Weirdly they originally asked for one on its pubes…
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Already have most so I just donated directly
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This was me when, after going back to college, I received blank stares from the other students after saying, "Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel."
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
First video game I ever bought. My little mind was so disappointed when no men with swords appeared on my screen.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Exit through the grift shop
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
All I know is that they gave me dirty looks when I tried to dump what I had in my pockets out onto the table.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
When your sexuality is just Edelgard:
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Fire Emblem Warriors: Hubert
Alt: Fire Emblem Warriors: Hubert
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Do it; Back to the Future is awesome
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Elon shoving SpaceX into 401ks suggests that the answer will be “Yes” soon enough.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I got that reference and I really wish I didn’t.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Comic panel with an older man holding someone’s hand and pointing at a green planet while saying, “Uranus! Fix it in your mind, son! There’s somethin’ the world desperately needs - and it’s here! Somethin’ that’s callin’ to you…”
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I have that problem with my pants as well.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
For the record the pharmacist was prompt and helpful. The answering system I had to wade through, though, was not.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Press Release: The drug you take for (mostly medically triggered) anxiety may be contaminated with a cancer causing chemical! Me: Cool. With all these digital records I hope it’s easy to figure out if my prescriptions are in the recall. CVS: LOL. LMAO.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I often cut bagels while holding them and think, “this is a really dumb idea” as the knife approaches my palm.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s using expired coupons, isn’t it.
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Isn’t that usually called a bat?
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RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
All character sheets are pre-made kender.
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