RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think the best part of BG3 is that you get to spend as much time loading from crashes as you do playing. 000
Reposted by RevBeakerSleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"I WANT TO SEE MOVING PICTURES ABOUT SPIDER-MAN!"static.klipy.comAngry J. Jonah Jameson (Spiderman)Alt: Angry J. Jonah Jameson (Spiderman) 1998
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Weekends need to be three days because Sunday, a day spent being miserable due to the fact that work starts the following morning, doesn’t count. 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: Blood Sausage Meridian 041
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This cat would have been unimpressed by Alexander the Great 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026This was me when, after going back to college, I received blank stares from the other students after saying, "Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel." 110
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Press Release: The drug you take for (mostly medically triggered) anxiety may be contaminated with a cancer causing chemical! Me: Cool. With all these digital records I hope it’s easy to figure out if my prescriptions are in the recall. CVS: LOL. LMAO. 100
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Travelers missed a marketing opportunity with the Hartford ballpark. A giant mechanical umbrella that pops out of center field whenever it stops raining. Filled with puppies that parachute onto the field. 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I’m not sure when it became okay to not respond at all to invitations to children’s birthday parties but it’s a trend that should be reversed. 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I’m not sure what our new kittens eat, but what comes out is concentrated evil. I’m on a different floor of the house and can still smell it. 010
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026You ride a bike because you’re health conscious. I ride a bike so I can eat more. We are not the same. 110
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Most people: Kittens! How cute! Me: My fearful attachment style will not let me enjoy this fluffy ball and instead focus anxiety about the possibility of passing my neuroses onto my child.static.klipy.comAdorable Fluffy Black KittenAlt: Adorable Fluffy Black Kitten 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My son loved The Hobbit, but his kindergarten mind immediately picked up on the lack of women in it. When I started talking about the characters in the Lord of the Rings he was incredulous that the Fellowship was all male. 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Need to start planning now if I'm to have my Sexy Smaug costume ready by Halloween. Why.... yes... that is a bare spot in my armor😘media.tenor.coma close up of a dragon 's face looking at the cameraAlt: a close up of Smaug's face looking at the camera 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/05/2026My child has taken to bringing up my being an engineer. This is problematic as I don’t want to crush youthful enthusiasm but I also don’t like to be reminded of work. 010
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Reading “The Hobbit” to my 5 year old and may have just hurt my throat voicing Smaugmedia.tenor.comSmaug Treasure GIFAlt: Smaug Treasure GIF 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026D.A.R.E. spent too much time warning about peer pressure to do drugs and not enough time warning about accepting the papacy. 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 17/04/2026My 5 year old wants to read a race car book instead of The Hobbit tonight.media.tenor.coma woman in a pink dress and white gloves says " a dagger a dagger through my heart "Alt: Skinner’s mother from the Simpsons in a pink dress and white gloves saying "a dagger a dagger through my heart " 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 09/04/20262 Car Queue is my all transportation engineer 2 Live Crew cover band. 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 31/03/2026He… he knows her views have been made quite available on public media, right? 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Well that was an easy unsubscribe, @workingfamilies.org 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 30/03/2026It’s amazing that we all look like this on the inside 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 14/03/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a monster with the words i have no mouth and i must screamALT: a cartoon of a monster with the words i have no mouth and i must scream 000
Reposted by RevBeakerOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living 20295271658
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Ouroboros of Dipshittery was my high school nickname 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 01/03/2026@democrats.org guys like this are why I only donate to people primarying sitting Democrats. 100
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 23/01/2026@heldermira.bsky.social happy birthday!media.tenor.coma man holding a saxophone is talking to another manALT: a man holding a saxophone is talking to another man 110
Reposted by RevBeakerGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 14/01/2026This morning, I started up my computer, and Microsoft Edge filled the screen with this message: LET'S RELIVE WHAT MADE 2025 SO SPECIAL! Dear Microsoft Edge, please let's not. 1956437
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Pretty wild that I’d need to add a kilt to my normal outfit in certain areas of Scotland. 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 13/01/2026My favorite part about Wordle on the Times website is the part where it insults you. “You solved the puzzle in two steps, but your second guess was expected to leave 1.8 possible solutions as opposed to my guess which would have left 1.2. I therefore award the correct guess a 68/100, moron.” 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I should buy a tubamedia.tenor.coma cat is sitting at a table reading a newspaper and drinking coffeeALT: a cat is sitting at a table reading a newspaper and drinking coffee 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I want to play the "What almost killed you" game, but I don't feel like any of my encounters were close enough. Sure I've flipped over a car, a riding lawnmower, a sailboat, several bikes, and have had plenty of other close calls - but nothing that required medical attention... 000
Reposted by RevBeakerAbby @arobertswrites.com · 29/12/2025Annoying that the plural of oaf is oafs and not oaves. 2598
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 15/12/2025media.tenor.comtwo women are standing next to each other and one of them is sitting at a desk .ALT: two women are standing next to each other and one of them is sitting at a desk . 110
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I’m not sure what game Dock’s is inventing but it has my interest. 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Potatoes are unpleasant but they can at least be improved upon by frying them or slathering them in some form of meat sauce. The same cannot be said for sweet potatoes which are unpleasant no matter what is done to them. 010
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Pharma: These are the nighttime cold pills. You take them once before going to bed. Me: Makes sense. Pharma: These are the daytime cold pills. You take them a few times during the day. Me: Got it. Pharma: We give you the same amount of each in a box. Me: Wait… 010
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 17/11/2025USMNT has to do with soccer/football and has nothing to do with mutants, ninjas, or turtles. 120
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Flu vaccine clinics at work are good. Clinics where you can check off boxes to get additional shots at the same time; extra good. Being sleepy from vaccines on work time instead of free time; double plus good. 010
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Will Bored Ape NFTs increase in value due to plague monkey release, or will they further devalue out of fear of monkey herpes? 000
RevBeaker @revbeaker.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Me: Ahh, a restful day where I don’t have to bike to work. Exercise App: Hope you like squats, bitch. 000
