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Retro Sock Monkey

@retrosockmonkey.bsky.social
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When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn’t get a job. I couldn’t eat meat.

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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It was the WTF of times. It was the WTAF of times.
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Kind of alarmed by the amount of people NOT talking about the Epstein files. 🤷‍♂️
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Accountability Jones @accountjones9.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Sarcastic thanks to advertisers bringing back old terrible songs I barely survived the first time around. 👍
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MKing💙 @6blanks.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
😂
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Julie J @j1j2.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
go.bsky.app/5iHRHLg
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Espresso Cyborg @6cats4adomino.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
HUZZAH BlueSky, no I am not done sharing the love from our friend @journeyled1.bsky.social 🥃just felt like being dramatic🤣keep that love flowing my friends🙏 cheers brother👊love the love💙 go.bsky.app/CkpKMjJ
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dan @amerkincynic.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 20/03/2025
Twitter’s loss, Bluesky’s gain. If you’re not following @therickwilson.bsky.social you should be.
Rick Wilson suspended from Twitter.
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Humboldt Homegrown @humboldthomegrown.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Dear hackers: Don’t waste time making Twitter worse than it already is. Find evidence of how the election was rigged (out of the orange turds own mouth) and present it to the world. Thanks.
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Will Twitter crashing help stop the free-fall of the stock price of a particular car company? Boy, this finance stuff is tricky.
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a man wearing a crash bandicoot tank top says no idea
ALT: a man wearing a crash bandicoot tank top says no idea
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
So Trump is just still out there talking about rigging the election and not needing votes and whatever else?
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Totally normal stuff for a shithole country. 👍
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Lucy 🇺🇲🇺🇦🐾♿️💙 @juice2024.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is a bigger issue than people realize. Not just jobs lost. But their families losing benefits. Landlords losing tenants. Cities and towns losing revenue. This is how recessions start Ready Fire Aim is no way to govern.
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Never forget. 👍
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a man with an afro is wearing a denim vest and a sleeveless shirt .
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⚡️shazamzimzow⚡️ @shazamzimzow.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The •Final• Great Republican President
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Evergreen post. 👍
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Unsupervised Troublemaker @unsupervised-rebel.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Thank you Canada for winning last night. By the rules of hockey, we are now the 11th Province. 👍 🇨🇦 👍 🇨🇦
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🌺🌺 Cynbad 🌺🌺 @cyynbadd.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
That time again. 👍
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
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kyleskey.bsky.social @kyleskey.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Second AI generated tweet inspired by @robdelaney.bsky.social “Saw a guy jogging while eating a burrito. Either he’s a time management genius or about to learn what centrifugal force is the hard way.”
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Navajo Nation firefighters taking a well earned break. These tribesmen are apolitical. They simply came to L.A. to help.
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/01/2025
As long as we’re renaming places, I’m renaming ‘Texas’ as ‘Old Mexico.’
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Retro Sock Monkey @retrosockmonkey.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If you want DMs from the Illuminati, graphic designers, or the people of Gambia…this is the app. 👍
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