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@retroqt.bsky.social
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I can’t retire, probably.

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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Shoulda gone to the Lloyd concert.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I can’t believe there are people out there paying 1800 a month for a car with a 5 year contract. These dealerships need to shutdown.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Buccee’s is overrated. Long live Wally’s.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Hilarious matchup! #poodle #dachshund
A blue couch by a white window. Two dogs are laying next to each other. One is a black miniature dachshund and the other is an apricot standard poodle.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Now this is a mall. We really need indoor walking spaces.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I really hate to say it but the conservatives are doing a better job at raising their kids right now.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Ong thank you ☺️
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Tree’s up! #Holidays #Dachshund
A black dachshund resting its head on a persons lap. They’re laying on a pink couch with a lit up Christmas tree in the background
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Imani Barbarin @imanibarbarin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Democrats are leaning into the meme war because they think if they win in culture, they don’t have to win in policy—and no one will notice. I’m gonna use that. I’m writing it down so I don’t forget.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21/11/2025
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The dachshund tea kettle is going off.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The little menace returned to live with us, permanently. #dachshund #Dogsofbluesky
A miniature dachshund curled up like a loaf of bread on top of a burnt orange couch staring at the camera.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Made my emergency gumbo.
A deep bowl of white rice with sausage and chicken gumbo. A small bunch of parsley scattered on top.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
A month from now I’ll be shaking my cup and maybe someone will lend us a dime.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The fact that I was suppose to be in NYC for PinkPantheress’s concert in Brooklyn but had to cancel only to find out that she’s hosting a party with DJ Joe.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Alright, you can back the truck up my driveway.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
It is indeed horrific to work at a sterile office
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
My guy, Al Paconeeehhh!
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The cool menu of the stalwart of many an anime fan of the early 2000s' DVD collection: Macross Plus: The Ultimate Edition. (Movie disc)
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Disney adults going into massive debt to go to Disney theme parks are no different than cult followers going into debt for their church. 20k,35k,50k??? For Disney??
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I just remember that I would fall asleep to Aphex Twin for an entire year. But not an entire album or a playlist. Just one Aphex Twin. Anyone else?
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John Topper @jct49.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Thank you!!
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Just a simple recipe 🤧
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I’ve been vindicated.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Yes! The song at the end gets me every time. Futurama has several devastating episodes for a show that didn’t take it too serious for many seasons.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Great, now I’m crying. I can never not cry at the end.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Waking up in the middle of the night to the Seymour, Fry’s dog episode from Futurama is just depressing.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
So basic fuck the UAE and everything they’re doing. They deserve all the same hate as the other one.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The vast majority of tech companies are literal pyramid schemes. There’s a small percentage that are doing actual meaningful work but the rest are literally just a step above a shell company to be sold with half baked products.
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I hate that the technophobes were right.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Denny’s at 2am as god intended for all.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
How do I tell people that I experience an existential crisis around AGI but without coming across as a conspiracy theorist to the normies.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
There’s nothing more American than a Chinese buffet.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I refuse to believe that there exists a drag queen with flat feet. I’m so sorry but my flat dogs are howling after today and I’m not in heels. Can someone really do it all with flat feet?!?!? 😭
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Was going to say that too. They’re not running out of ICE agents or that they’re quitting in “droves”. There’s plenty of these “drones” signing up to deport people. They also got that massive budget increase. Those signing bonuses are hard for them to pass up if they’re doing it for loan forgiveness
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
We paid off our car!!
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Gompami @gompami.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Pest-Modernism
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sunday plans: 🖼️ Ramón Casas
The painting depicts a young woman, believed to be the model Madeleine Boisguillaume, reclining on a green sofa after a social event, likely a ball, reflecting a moment of exhaustion and perhaps melancholy.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
My old man got an aching back. I wonder why 🥴 #DogsofBluesky
German shepherd husky mix on a cream dog bed but he’s bent over backwards. It looks uncomfortable but not to him.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
It’s generational too.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Scab picking is my favorite pastime.
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 12/07/2025
I'm so sorry I thought this was the pope playing magic the gathering
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Abandoning malls was a mistake!!
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
For a long time I had thought that I was doing something wrong whenever I see my peers go on extravagant trips multiple times a year. It only took me this year to realize that they're just in massive credit card debt.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
It’s a really roundabout way of him saying,“I want to sell my children for money”
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
A teeny tiny collie #dogsofbluesky
A miniature collie with a white and sable coat sitting on someone’s lap.
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Retro @retroqt.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
That Predictive History channel got me good. My brain is swelling.
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Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
if you're binging Bob Vylan and Kneecap, which you should because national governments are trying to shut them down, you should also check out Infinity Knives and Brian Ennals, who hate fascism almost as much as they love cocaine.
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