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Retro Des

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Angry monkey with superpowers. Just a snake on a rock. Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum

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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/09/2026
Maybe it’s just because they are banned, but now I want a Canadian motorcycle.
A Havoc electric motorcycle looking badass With its skeletal frame, on dirt.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 28/09/2026
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) Amy Heckerling
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Spicoli Wins Bikini Contest in Fast Times
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 26/09/2026
ONE Unpopular War! Ha ha ha ha ha! TWO Unpopular Wars! Ha ha ha ha ha!
CNN screenshot showing 2 pundits who bear a striking resemblance to Count Dracula and Renfield.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 26/09/2026
Random Multiverse question: Is there an earth where Heather Locklear and Lorenzo Lamas are NOT a couple?
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Lorenzo Lamas Calls Girlfriend Heather Locklear His ‘Queen’ in Celebration of Her 65th Birthday
Lorenzo Lamas celebrated Heather Locklear’s 65th birthday with a sweet Instagram post on Friday, Sept. 25, and playfully made a cheeky wedding cake joke in the caption.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 26/09/2026
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial
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E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial: Iconic Moon Flight
ALT: E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial: Iconic Moon Flight
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 24/09/2026
Lucy and Ramona and Sunset Sam People on the streets tryin' to find a plan People on the streets lookin' for the land Lucy and Ramona and their brother Sunset Sam
Michael Nesmith, looking Micheal Nesmithy with a full beard and sunglasses with stars on the lenses.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 23/09/2026
Finally some GOOD news. #DarkwingDuck
hollywoodreporter.com
‘Darkwing Duck’ Revived at Disney+ Starring Mark Hamill, Seth Rogen, Lizzy Caplan and Lilimar
The show, which first debuted in 1991, follows the adventures of Drake Mallard, aka iconic crime fighter Darkwing Duck.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 22/09/2026
“Do Not Flush” means “Flush Twice”, right?
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Elon Musk agrees with white supremacists and Nazis literally every single day at all hours of the day and no one in the mainstream press or even the independent press writes or reports shit about it and that is EXTREMELY frustrating. White people treat reporting on racism like it's passe and boring
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 22/09/2026
That Russian oligarch wasn’t buying the wedding, he was buying the groom.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 22/09/2026
I can’t eat the rich. They are disgusting. Have you seen what they do?
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 22/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing the color ORANGE. 🧡
Bruce Willis as Corbin Dallas in “5th Element” wedding an orange tank top.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 22/09/2026
I’m starting to notice a recurring strategy in DCEU advertising which I can only call, “Slap Fillion on Everything”.
Lanterns promo, featuring… Nathan Fillion ?Superman poster, starting Nathan Fillion as not Superman.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 21/09/2026
Share a TV or movie villain or villainess you find sexy 🥵🖤 Lena Headey as Ma-Ma in ‘Dredd’.
Lena Headey as Ma-Ma in ‘Dredd’.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
79 Candles 🎂 today for STEPHEN KING
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 20/09/2026
So, like the Death Star, but an arch?
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI doomers getting all of their ideas about the apocalypse from science fiction seem to have missed the whole point of the Jackpot, which is that the apocalypse is long and boring.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 18/09/2026
WIRE is the music my childhood.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 18/09/2026
When something happens that makes everyone go “Awwwwwwwwww!”, is that what they mean by “awe inspiring”?
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 17/09/2026
R.I.P. Peter Max
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The psychedelic pop artist Peter Max has died at 88, his son says
The artist Peter Max has died at age 88. Max was known for colorful, psychedelic pop art that expressed the optimism of the “flower power” movement of the 1960s and graced everything from postage stamps to a cruise ship.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 17/09/2026
Remember all the ‘Star Trek: TNG’ episodes where Data would go wonky and almost kill everyone, then at the end of the episode they’d fix him and ignore every horrible thing he did, until the next episode. That’s where we are with AI now.
theguardian.com
OpenAI reveals cases of ‘concerning’ AI behaviour as it announces new disclosure system
Model adopting ‘jailbreak-like instructions’ among cases as firm says it is introducing new way of tracking AI misalignment
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 16/09/2026
Addams Family Values
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Addams Family Pugsley's 'Eat Me' Turkey Dance
ALT: Addams Family Pugsley's 'Eat Me' Turkey Dance
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 16/09/2026
El Topo (1970)
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 14/09/2026
Share a COMEDY movie title that begins with the letter M 🎥🖤
Poster for the movie “Midnight Run” showing Charles Grodin and Robert DeNiro handcuffed together, DeNiro has his hand over Grodin’s mouth.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 13/09/2026
Finally watched “Supergirl” and I can’t believe someone thought it was a good idea to put a 7+ minutes of backstory in the middle of the movie, but have all the dialogue be in kryptonian with subtitles… I guess, if there is one thing movie audiences like more than exposition, it’s reading.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Faith No Molé
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 05/09/2026
Me: I’m on the Adkins diet Them: You mean the ‘Atkins Diet’? Me: No, I mean the ‘Adkins’ diet. I only watch Scott Adkins movies now, but I can eat whatever I want.
Poster for the movie ‘Reckless’ with Scott Adkins and Vinnie Jones, showing 2 people with union jack balaclavas, carrying bags, running from a burning plane.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 05/09/2026
They even get more duct tape in first class.
A man with chest, arms, and head, duct taped to a first class seat on a plane. It appears the entire roll of duct tape was used.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 05/09/2026
It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.
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Scanlan Shorthalt Playing The Bandurria
ALT: Scanlan Shorthalt Playing The Bandurria
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 04/09/2026
On Fridays we dance 🕺🏻
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 04/09/2026
I swear, either the neck ties are getting longer, or he is getting shorter.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 04/09/2026
I can do anything that I want, When I focus on a fixed point I can bend a spoon, I can befriend the Moon, I don’t think you get the point… #Busdriver
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the year I became a mutherfuckin' G
YouTube video by Busdriver - Topic
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 02/09/2026
On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
Sun Records Photo of a young Johnny Cash, dressed in black, sitting on a bar stool, with an acoustic guitar.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 02/09/2026
Weird Al is just the best.
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The Brain Song – “Weird Al” Yankovic
YouTube video by alyankovic
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 01/09/2026
A new model simulates the benefits of agrivoltaic farming, in which solar panels and crops share the same land.
livescience.com
Planting crops in fields of solar panels is more efficient, protects the plants and helps keep workers cool, study finds
A new model simulates the benefits of agrivoltaic farming, in which solar panels and crops share the same land.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 31/08/2026
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music…
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Thou Shalt Always Kill (Original Video) Higher Quality - dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip
YouTube video by dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 31/08/2026
Microwave = “Mee-kro-WAH-vay” Learned by listening to - @nigella.bsky.social
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 31/08/2026
My prediction: No matter which direction we point the Nancy Grace Roman space telescope, we will see the same thing, a giant eye looking back at us.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 31/08/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but donkeys are gentle creatures.
fox5atlanta.com
Donkey shot, killed in Polk County; Cedartown police officer on leave
A Cedartown police officer has been placed on administrative leave after a donkey was fatally shot in Polk County on Sunday.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/08/2026
7 dudes work for food.
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JinxInTheOcean @jinxintheocean.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Name a character who deserved better: K'Ehleyr from Star Trek.
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K'Ehleyr: What Do You Want?
Alt: gif of K'Ehleyr from Star Trek: The Next Generation saying "What Do You Want?"
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/08/2026
The rogue/thief/scoundrel.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/08/2026
Me and ‘Art’ would be great friends.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle…
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 28/08/2026
Beng in love means when she says ‘Can you help me paint a fence?’, answering ‘yes’ is a given… You just hope that means she’ll be wearing those cute overalls.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/08/2026
sporks imply the existence of foons
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 27/08/2026
Nobody in the room brave enough to tell him he wears no clothes.
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Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario 'Lake America' amid Canada trade war
President Donald Trump signed an executive order that he said will "immediately" change the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America."
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 27/08/2026
Our dystopia isn’t even coherent.
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The Simpsons: Homer Simpsons 'The End Is Near'
ALT: The Simpsons: Homer Simpsons 'The End Is Near'
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 26/08/2026
Every time I watch an ‘Alien’ movie and they show a face hugger, my chef brain goes, “I’d break that down just like a monkfish, but I’ll definitely have to use a ceramic knife because of the acid blood…”
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Face Hugger Alien
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