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Retro Des

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Angry monkey with superpowers. Just a snake on a rock. Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum

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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 02/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
Side profile of Henry Rollins with grey hair, mouth open, screaming, from ‘He Never Died’.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 02/10/2026
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/09/2026
Maybe it’s just because they are banned, but now I want a Canadian motorcycle.
A Havoc electric motorcycle looking badass With its skeletal frame, on dirt.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 26/09/2026
ONE Unpopular War! Ha ha ha ha ha! TWO Unpopular Wars! Ha ha ha ha ha!
CNN screenshot showing 2 pundits who bear a striking resemblance to Count Dracula and Renfield.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 24/09/2026
Lucy and Ramona and Sunset Sam People on the streets tryin' to find a plan People on the streets lookin' for the land Lucy and Ramona and their brother Sunset Sam
Michael Nesmith, looking Micheal Nesmithy with a full beard and sunglasses with stars on the lenses.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 22/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing the color ORANGE. 🧡
Bruce Willis as Corbin Dallas in “5th Element” wedding an orange tank top.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 22/09/2026
I’m starting to notice a recurring strategy in DCEU advertising which I can only call, “Slap Fillion on Everything”.
Lanterns promo, featuring… Nathan Fillion ?Superman poster, starting Nathan Fillion as not Superman.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 21/09/2026
Share a TV or movie villain or villainess you find sexy 🥵🖤 Lena Headey as Ma-Ma in ‘Dredd’.
Lena Headey as Ma-Ma in ‘Dredd’.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 20/09/2026
So, like the Death Star, but an arch?
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 16/09/2026
El Topo (1970)
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 14/09/2026
Share a COMEDY movie title that begins with the letter M 🎥🖤
Poster for the movie “Midnight Run” showing Charles Grodin and Robert DeNiro handcuffed together, DeNiro has his hand over Grodin’s mouth.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 05/09/2026
Me: I’m on the Adkins diet Them: You mean the ‘Atkins Diet’? Me: No, I mean the ‘Adkins’ diet. I only watch Scott Adkins movies now, but I can eat whatever I want.
Poster for the movie ‘Reckless’ with Scott Adkins and Vinnie Jones, showing 2 people with union jack balaclavas, carrying bags, running from a burning plane.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 05/09/2026
They even get more duct tape in first class.
A man with chest, arms, and head, duct taped to a first class seat on a plane. It appears the entire roll of duct tape was used.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 04/09/2026
On Fridays we dance 🕺🏻
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 02/09/2026
On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
Sun Records Photo of a young Johnny Cash, dressed in black, sitting on a bar stool, with an acoustic guitar.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/08/2026
The rogue/thief/scoundrel.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/08/2026
Me and ‘Art’ would be great friends.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle…
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 24/08/2026
Share an ACTION movie title that begins with the letter M 🎥🖤 Moonraker (1979)
Loos Chiles and Roger Moore in ‘Moonraker’, wearing yellow jumpsuits and holding sci-fi prop guns
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 23/08/2026
Your favorite Disney Prince (wrong answers only)
Katherine Heigl in “Wish Upon a Star”.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 23/08/2026
No matter where you go, there you are. -Buckaroo Banzai
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 15/08/2026
Becky
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 13/08/2026
Star Trek the Animated Series
Scotty, Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are running on a red planet with the Enterprise flying in the air above them.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 09/08/2026
Banksy could have painted this.
Photo from the Coloradoan, of a police offer pushing a stick into the neck of a domestic pig.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 02/08/2026
Kill Bill
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/07/2026
He can have 30 of my dimes…
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 27/07/2026
Share a horror movie title that begins with the letter G 🎥 Ginger Snaps
Movie poster for ‘Ginger Snaps’ showing 2 girls dressed in black looking goth.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 20/07/2026
My proposed Minister for AI: youtu.be/QiKi6_twn20
Lt. Doolittle from “Dark Star” in a space suit, surrounded by a star field.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 19/07/2026
Binge-watching “Techniquely” like a lunatic… I simply cannot stop.
Lan Lam with a smile on her face, in America’s Test Kitchen, being excited about food.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 18/07/2026
El Topo (1970)
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 14/07/2026
#WheelchairSportsCamp #RedRocks #KalynHeffernan
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 12/07/2026
Drop someone TERRIFIED 😱 🖤 😬
Chekov in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, with an alien parasite crawling on his face towards his ear.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 06/07/2026
"Well, I'd say she certainly had marvelous judgment, Albert... if not particularly good taste.”
Don Jonson and Tiger the dog as “Vic” and “Blood” laying prone in a desert in ‘A Boy and His Dog’.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 06/07/2026
“Now, all restaurants are Taco Bell.”
Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man with the words “Taco Bell?” below.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 05/07/2026
Daisuke Jigen
Daisuke Jigen from Lupin III, wearing a fedora and cleaning a revolver.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 03/07/2026
Armie Hammer and Uwe Boll together, is to movies what ‘bumps on a log’ is to food.
Movie poster for “Citizen Vigilante” starring Armie Hammer, directed by Uwe Boll. Armie is wearing a turtleneck and long black coat and holding a suppressed pistol, in front of a blood red background with tall buildings.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 03/07/2026
Post a random picture or everything else will go bad in July.
Creepy doll-face bucket hold some pencils.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/06/2026
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 29/06/2026
Wrong Answers Only. Post the best crew send to space to rescue the Swift orbital telescope.
6 members of the crew of “The Love Boat” pose for a photo.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 27/06/2026
Anyone old enough will remember that before he ever got famous for being Aragorn, Viggo became famous for being pretty (and being “Exene Cervenka’s husband”).
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 27/06/2026
Rodent hunting in your own house with a pellet gun and a thermal camera feels surprisingly like being in the movie “Aliens”. (They mostly come out at night, mostly…)
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 25/06/2026
Someone hates children…
PS from Nextdoor looking for someone to “cut down a baby tree” but the request is truncated. 

So the email subject says “I will pay anyone $100 to cut down a baby…”.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 24/06/2026
I don’t know you could make pemmican out of lawyers.
Attorney for Jonathan Rinderknecht, Steve Haney, in a blue suit with a dark tan.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 23/06/2026
Can’t even pick only one. Here are 4 perfect albums.
Kate Bush snuggling some dogs on the cover of “Hounds of Love”.Jack Danger distorted on the cover of Satyricon by Meat Beat Manifesto.Shriekbacks cover for “Big Night Music”.Adi Newton, arms bound on the cover of the clock DVA album “Advantage”.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 23/06/2026
‘Armor’ by John Steakley needs an adaptation.
Book cover for “Armor” by John Steakley, showing a man in an armored suit wielding a rifle like a club against an insect-like alien.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 19/06/2026
Here is my six word review of “Communion” by JDVance: “Less plausible than Whitley Strieber’s version.”
Book cover for “Communion” by Whitley Strieber showing a bald headed black-eyed extraterrestrial.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you: Galactica: 1980 (Spoiler Alert: They get to Earth and Earth sucks)
Apollo & Starbuck from Battle Star Galactica riding motorcycles alongside Harley’s on the highway.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 18/06/2026
Let’s check that MOU signature against a reference copy… Yep it’s legit.
The Jeffrey Epstein birthday letter with the boob drawing and Donald’s signature.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 12/06/2026
Unpopular Opinion: Billy Ray Cyrus looked better with the mullet.
Billy Ray Cyrus with long hair tucked behind one ear, wearing a white fedora.
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Retro Des @retrodes.net · 05/06/2026
If there is one companion on classic Doctor Who that I just don’t get at all, it is Turlough. He not so much a character as he is an irredeemable collection of random character flaws and shortcomings. (All played rather brilliantly by Mark Strickson)
Turlough from classic Doctor Who wearing a school uniform vest & tie and leaning on the Tardis Control console with an unhappy look on his face.
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