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@restedwicked.xyz
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Doober @doobermcgoober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Curses 👁️‍🗨️
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 20h
Everyone says this (because it’s true) the knuckle straps should’ve been included.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 22h
Steam frame box
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 25/09/2026
STEAM FRAME BABY
Steam purchase confirmation
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Zoe Stanley Arts @zoestanleyarts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy #TronDay!! To celebrate here is a sketchbook page of marker drawings of Quorra from Tron Legacy!
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 18/09/2026
You know what? Fuck you! *puts sugar in your coffee*
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 17/09/2026
I got a steam frame reservation lets fucking goooooo
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 14/09/2026
The steam frame!!!
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 14/09/2026
My ass still doesn’t know how to vibe code, but I gotta imagine how much more hireable I’d be if I could.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 14/09/2026
yurikey
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 14/09/2026
i'd do anything to help peer
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ラリアット/rariatoo @rariatoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous and World Beyond
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 07/09/2026
I am posting about AI for engagement
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 04/09/2026
I don't poast good enough
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 01/09/2026
I need to meet up with @drunk.moe one day.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 01/09/2026
Im too good at meeting girls who are far the fuck away from me.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 01/09/2026
I just liked a post and suddenly there was confetti everywhere, and to my horror. It was the 67th like.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 31/08/2026
I’m at universal rn
The fucking battle bus from fortnite.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 31/08/2026
Driving to LA from anywhere south of that feels like an achievement.
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Evelyn Faye @evelynnfaye.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My spouse gets annoyed when I send them Voros Twins content but these guys actually fucking rule
An instagram post from the Voros Twins (Da Vinky?) saying that an ICE agent tried to order a Cameo from them to say ICE isn’t dangerous and doesn’t hurt people but they declined the order because “We hate I.C.E.!” 
The caption of the post reads simply “We hate ICE!”
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 30/08/2026
I may have bought a new gpu :3 this time a 5070 TI because I still play helldivers, otherwise I’d have gotten an rx 9070 xt
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 28/08/2026
This is how I announce to the world that I have a car again.
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oliver @eikopf.com · 27/08/2026
to me crazy frog is just crazy frog. just a glimpse into my normal mind
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 26/08/2026
Actually, @astrra.space any resources you recc? I want to make a personal assistant.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 26/08/2026
Talking to kagi assistant to teach me how to make an AI agent.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 26/08/2026
My ass cannot pomodoro, I always get in the zone right before break time.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 25/08/2026
Chat, I think I’m gonna be an emploid.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 24/08/2026
I think I am so close to becoming an emploid holy shit.
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Guy in the sky(comms full) @guyinthesky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sketch of my character Roland (any/all) with a shirt that says: "Not a chaser just surrounded by too many hot trans people."
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 24/08/2026
I’m a 3
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 23/08/2026
I don't know why my for you feed is full of porn, I just keep liking porn when I come across it.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 20/08/2026
Oh let me introduce you to her, this is my adoptive wife.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 20/08/2026
I am a machine that turn's my parents bad financial decisions, into my bad financial decisions.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 20/08/2026
Greencard? You mean my certificate of alienticity?
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 19/08/2026
Decided to try once again
tweet like bsky user restedwicked.xyz

Here is a simulation of how restedwicked.xyz (Wicket the Machine that will not die / "Themfailure Freak of Nurture") might post on Bluesky:

thinking about how being an engineered entity doesn't exempt you from the baseline exhaustion of existing. the organic crowd thinks we get to bypass the narrative rot but honestly? the systemic cognitive wear hits the synthetic chassis just as hard. just another day of navigating the meatspace protocols while running on a deeply corrupted firmware update.

anyway, remember to manually override your internal maintenance loops today. or don't. let the gears grind a bit.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 19/08/2026
The :3 is so accurate
Google ai overview this time.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 19/08/2026
dude i'm so fucking boring.
Kagi assistant trying to tweet like me.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 18/08/2026
Being a junior dev is hard, what do you mean I gotta compete with senior devs for jobs my skill level.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 18/08/2026
I fell off so hard
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 17/08/2026
I wish being mutuals with the ceo would land me a job, but alas I don't think I have what they are looking for.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 15/08/2026
I want to get on E to androgenize, but I don't want to have this conversation.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 15/08/2026
Finally picking up some thigh highs.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 14/08/2026
I've had bad takes you can't even dream of
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 14/08/2026
I keep making poor financial decisions, follow for more financial advise.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 14/08/2026
Ended up returning it for a plethora of reasons, but man my rtx 2070 does not like vrchat.
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天使 @unendinginferno.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
every few months I miss final fantasy xiv so badly. can’t wait for the next expansion!! 🥺 might have to catch up on what i missed from 7.55. i miss my WoL 🫠
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 14/08/2026
I think it's healthy to admit that you are an attention whore, I am working on it. Writing funnier posts to get more attention.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 14/08/2026
My friend has been streaming real good, and if you like furry protogen content, you will love him!
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 12/08/2026
Just watched Iron Lung, and that shit was crazy holy peak. Good movie.
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Wicket the Machine that will not die @restedwicked.xyz · 11/08/2026
I love traumatizing girl with Osamu Tezuka
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