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Net | 21+ | he/they/it resident computer guy, espionage enjoyer, sarcasm user, shitposter jack of many trades, master of maybe a couple 🔞 MDNI 🔞 i block liberally

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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 5h
might need a new chair cause my back hurts, kinda want to get it from ikea cause… …I just want to play furniture lego, to be honest
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 30/09/2026
honorary mention for probably one of the wildest aviation incidents i have ever heard of
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 30/09/2026
today's trending: >state of the force address focuses on how "manly" and "strong" the military is >"oopsie the pentagon was being hacked for 8 solid months and nobody noticed. also all of the data was unencrypted. our bad" you can't even make it up
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 30/09/2026
"it's treason actually" ☝️🤓 man shut the fuck up
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 30/09/2026
why is this man so obsessed with testosterone lmao
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 30/09/2026
"state of the force" more like who's allowed to sit at the lunch table i guess
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 30/09/2026
Hegseth sounds like a man who peaked in high school
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 28/09/2026
obtained a kalimba. immediately played that metro jingle
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 27/09/2026
#my9games literally the most obscure titles i'm sure but i played all of these often LMAO
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 26/09/2026
“they might just be going bad idk they’re old” thanks man now i‘m not going to rest for a week 😭
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 26/09/2026
it’s 6 am and i am actually losing sleep over the fire alarm incident because we do not know what caused them to start going off therefore i am unconvinced they won’t do it again in the near future physically unable to relax because chance of loud noises 💔
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 26/09/2026
i need either quieter smoke detectors or like. lower pitched ones. i can hear electricity i do Not need something screaming at me in a high pitch at like 200 decibels also it was a false alarm and my suffering is for nothing, so now i'm just mad
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 25/09/2026
cars i can understand, i get some use out of it [GPS, weather alerts, bluetooth etc]. but man i do not need a computer in a random household appliance wtf am i even supposed to do with that
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 25/09/2026
i'm taking my 20 year old plasma tv and all my dumb appliances to my grave unless they break first and this is why
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 25/09/2026
my entire toyhouse is now on pretty much every device in my home network, 2 different cloud storages, and at least five offline flash drives i no longer fear the cbc police
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 25/09/2026
me: i did fucking nothing on my three days off?! also me: you backed up all your characters, dumbass
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 24/09/2026
everyone is ending up w a long snout at this point lmao i fear i have A Preference
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 24/09/2026
furry sharkdog hybrids w long snouts and multiple rows of teeth inside hfjdjshdj 😵‍💫🥵
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 24/09/2026
hell yeah i didn't have to verify shit
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 22/09/2026
*...yet. it has been nearly five hours of hyperfocusing, apparently, and it's way later than i intended to stay up lol. tomorrow is a new day
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 22/09/2026
i want to leave the character storage website i was using but they make it so difficult to transfer your stuff that i ended up trying to troubleshoot a third party app, which is great overall but misses the random image here and there for reasons i can't for the life of me decipher
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 22/09/2026
i hate this timeline
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 22/09/2026
we got state run TV on YouTube before GTA 6
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 22/09/2026
funnily this may have been because i caught a block for posting this take
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 21/09/2026
the way this post summoned one lmao, except this one is deleting [likely the majority of] its reposts to seem more realistic
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 21/09/2026
i got to watch one live one night after it hijacked a random artist's account, lol wild that people actually fall for that
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 21/09/2026
just now realizing i was put on the dosage of vitamins meant specifically for people who are ass at keeping a daily schedule (me)
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 19/09/2026
got my prescription vitamins today, stay tuned to see if they cure my month of random depression and varying body aches
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 18/09/2026
we rlly are just weird organic computers and i always have a hardware error somewhere
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 18/09/2026
my psychiatrist knows what's good lmaoo i was like "i feel so ass recently but i have like zero reason to feel this ass right now" and she goes "go get a blood test done" i am vitamin D and folic acid deficient 🎉
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 17/09/2026
my honest reaction every time i see a "the AI are breaking out of their sandboxes / rebelling against their creators" article
The Tiger by Nael, age 6
From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket

The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 17/09/2026
😭 like. i. my only hope is it turns up in a museum or someone's private collection some day atp LMAO i just hope it's Around Somewhere and stored in actual proper conditions now. smh
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 16/09/2026
anyway never trust someone who's not a history autist with preservation because.
static.klipy.com
Bober Screaming AAAAA
ALT: Bober Screaming AAAAA
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 16/09/2026
just today finding out that all my grandfather's medals and flight logs etc got stolen from the family member who "really wanted them" and then put them... in a storage unit. lmao
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 13/09/2026
household is now free of spent batteries 🙌
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 12/09/2026
bad day yesterday and I actually Need to deconstruct one of those batteries in the morning so… I sure do hope the curse is lifted but I have some fire extinguishers on standby just in case
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 11/09/2026
what percentage of this thing is “this is something for you to destroy instead of your teeth” and what percentage of it is “this will bother you so much that you will just not clench your jaw anymore”
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 11/09/2026
lmao I bought a thing for my mouth because I grind my teeth and I can already tell it’s going to work because I physically cringe every time I accidentally bite it bad texture!!! bad texture
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 10/09/2026
i have four (4) days off in a row !!! and i'm finally finishing the sketches of the government guy i've had piling up lol
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 10/09/2026
hyperfixation gooooooo
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 10/09/2026
new side quest unlocked.... hardwire an adonit pixel
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 10/09/2026
this has me wondering if i should get a better pen pressure solution than the adonit pixel i have because it's both discontinued and battery powered i *did* acquire two more in case of accidents but that's not likely to help my case when the batteries die lol
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 10/09/2026
new ref of a guy for @lepid.bsky.social 🙌 i haven't used pen pressure since 2023 and i'm very proud of how this turned out
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 09/09/2026
gonna be weird tomorrow when they see my name in the logs 'cause i haven't worked back there for over a year and a half lol
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 09/09/2026
i used to work in that department, but that particular thing was entirely new to me. i just figured it would be in the same app, was able to find it, and figured it out (...mostly, but i did part of it the way my current department would, so i'm not sure that things ended up 100% as they'd expect)
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 09/09/2026
today at work i got to utter the sentence "i am, apparently, the expert in this matter"... about something i had literally never done before of the people who were still in the building at the time i had the highest inkling of how it *might* be done anyway i did it correctly(?) please clap
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 08/09/2026
seeing someone with a certain cbc in a space that absolutely wouldn't allow that kind of media (if the mods had clocked it) and chuckling quietly good for them, good for them
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 01/09/2026
I didn’t think I could love my car any more than I already did, but today I learned it has remote start
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 01/09/2026
the coconut flavoring was in fact *not* that ass
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