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WSNET // 🔞

@whitespring.net
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Net | 21+ | he/they/it resident computer guy, espionage enjoyer, sarcasm user, shitposter jack of many trades, master of maybe a couple 🔞 MDNI 🔞 i block liberally

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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 28/09/2026
obtained a kalimba. immediately played that metro jingle
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 27/09/2026
#my9games literally the most obscure titles i'm sure but i played all of these often LMAO
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 26/09/2026
it’s 6 am and i am actually losing sleep over the fire alarm incident because we do not know what caused them to start going off therefore i am unconvinced they won’t do it again in the near future physically unable to relax because chance of loud noises 💔
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 26/09/2026
i need either quieter smoke detectors or like. lower pitched ones. i can hear electricity i do Not need something screaming at me in a high pitch at like 200 decibels also it was a false alarm and my suffering is for nothing, so now i'm just mad
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 25/09/2026
i'm taking my 20 year old plasma tv and all my dumb appliances to my grave unless they break first and this is why
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 25/09/2026
me: i did fucking nothing on my three days off?! also me: you backed up all your characters, dumbass
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 24/09/2026
furry sharkdog hybrids w long snouts and multiple rows of teeth inside hfjdjshdj 😵‍💫🥵
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 24/09/2026
hell yeah i didn't have to verify shit
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 22/09/2026
i want to leave the character storage website i was using but they make it so difficult to transfer your stuff that i ended up trying to troubleshoot a third party app, which is great overall but misses the random image here and there for reasons i can't for the life of me decipher
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 22/09/2026
we got state run TV on YouTube before GTA 6
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 21/09/2026
i got to watch one live one night after it hijacked a random artist's account, lol wild that people actually fall for that
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 21/09/2026
just now realizing i was put on the dosage of vitamins meant specifically for people who are ass at keeping a daily schedule (me)
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 19/09/2026
got my prescription vitamins today, stay tuned to see if they cure my month of random depression and varying body aches
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 18/09/2026
my psychiatrist knows what's good lmaoo i was like "i feel so ass recently but i have like zero reason to feel this ass right now" and she goes "go get a blood test done" i am vitamin D and folic acid deficient 🎉
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 17/09/2026
my honest reaction every time i see a "the AI are breaking out of their sandboxes / rebelling against their creators" article
The Tiger by Nael, age 6
From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket

The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 16/09/2026
just today finding out that all my grandfather's medals and flight logs etc got stolen from the family member who "really wanted them" and then put them... in a storage unit. lmao
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 13/09/2026
household is now free of spent batteries 🙌
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 12/09/2026
bad day yesterday and I actually Need to deconstruct one of those batteries in the morning so… I sure do hope the curse is lifted but I have some fire extinguishers on standby just in case
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 11/09/2026
lmao I bought a thing for my mouth because I grind my teeth and I can already tell it’s going to work because I physically cringe every time I accidentally bite it bad texture!!! bad texture
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 10/09/2026
i have four (4) days off in a row !!! and i'm finally finishing the sketches of the government guy i've had piling up lol
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 10/09/2026
hyperfixation gooooooo
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 10/09/2026
this has me wondering if i should get a better pen pressure solution than the adonit pixel i have because it's both discontinued and battery powered i *did* acquire two more in case of accidents but that's not likely to help my case when the batteries die lol
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 10/09/2026
new ref of a guy for @lepid.bsky.social 🙌 i haven't used pen pressure since 2023 and i'm very proud of how this turned out
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 09/09/2026
today at work i got to utter the sentence "i am, apparently, the expert in this matter"... about something i had literally never done before of the people who were still in the building at the time i had the highest inkling of how it *might* be done anyway i did it correctly(?) please clap
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 08/09/2026
seeing someone with a certain cbc in a space that absolutely wouldn't allow that kind of media (if the mods had clocked it) and chuckling quietly good for them, good for them
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 01/09/2026
I didn’t think I could love my car any more than I already did, but today I learned it has remote start
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 01/09/2026
i just drank mold. so anyway, if anything ever tastes suspiciously like dirt from the ground, throw it out
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 31/08/2026
is it too soon to say my money's on a military coup 🤷
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 31/08/2026
my father and i have had so many conversations about this exact scenario and the consensus is the armed/security personnel will just take over the bunker immediately anyway lol
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 26/08/2026
oops i forgot bsky fries transparent pngs
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 26/08/2026
keychains?? keychains
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 25/08/2026
It’s that time of night where I’m supposed to be sleeping but the muse and motivation strike
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 25/08/2026
cirkul should absolutely make 40oz tumblers that are designed to work without a straw to begin with, because straw sip doesn't get much flavor and i fixed it by literally just sawing off the plastic part the straw goes in
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 24/08/2026
Whoever cracked this thing’s battery pack open is a fucking legend
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 24/08/2026
how it feels to block a mf solely because i don't want to see their incessant rants abt the "problematic" content in a fandom
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 19/08/2026
lmfao summary of my lunch break: -retrieve protein shake from fridge -get distracted and forget to drink protein shake -lunch over. put protein shake back in fridge
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 18/08/2026
the one time i seriously tried to use chatgpt for something (trying to find battery positive on the 6315 recently) it just hallucinated and told me to use the multimeter on solder points that did not exist
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 18/08/2026
Cecil Stedman but i can only draw furries and he's both extremely out of character and in every single timeline i rp he gains immortality at some point before the Great War and is cryofrozen by MODUS after starting some shit* at the Whitespring and nearly getting killed *he started the Enclave war
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 17/08/2026
he has thirty five songs now and i am afraid
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 17/08/2026
there are so many more assholes we have to deal with on sundays vs other days of the week and i like to joke that the religious folk just got absolved of their sins and are getting a head start for next week. or if it's early enough, getting their last few sins in for the week before the reset
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 16/08/2026
"why is there a she shed in the parking lot?" "that's for the drones" "oh.... neat" -how i found out we're getting drones
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 16/08/2026
never before have i compiled twenty six songs in a playlist for One character... and the first time i do is for a fucking Cecil Stedman AU/cbc i think i'm in denial abt kinning him at this point
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 14/08/2026
wanted to nuclear block someone + their followers but blockenheimer is gone. sigh
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 14/08/2026
🍅⬇️ 🐦🤷
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 14/08/2026
i wish this one had audio but key moments include "THIRTY MINUTES?!?!", "a 30 minute break is TOO LONG", "i'm being held hostage", and me losing my shit when we reset the timer
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 14/08/2026
you can just see the exact moment the realization sets in
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 14/08/2026
likely escaped OS-level age / ID verification bc i refuse to auto update my OS [incl breaking Windows updater lol] always hated smart home / cloud surveillance systems, only do necessary tech upgrades; most of my tech is pre 2020 & lacks the hardware for all the new surveillance / AI / advertising
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 13/08/2026
didn't realize steam automatically recorded so i missed it, but other top moments included lepid punt kicking a coordinate sign off the train, and me losing the flashlight off a cliff, watching and saying "aw man..." as it tumbled all the way to the bottom of the mountain... after dark.
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WSNET // 🔞 @whitespring.net · 13/08/2026
tried to get a matching pair of walkie talkies for us post-session. chaos ensued
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