reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21hcould not stand the b-plot, audibly sighed whenever it returned, could it have been told in one episode rather than constantly going back and forth, yes 110
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23habsolutely delicious moment when, because of my "please offer me a seat" badge, someone offers me their seat on the train and as i'm sitting down, i catch the foulest stink eye from someone standing, usually a man in a suit, HA HA HA 0100
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026it went too far because men with power had to acknowledge - very briefly - that girls and women are people too 0193
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026just realised i've got on the body moisturiser that has a slight shimmer, feeling very this is the skin of a killer bells 050
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026despite the science i think blasting my digestive system with a caffeine and sugar bomb first thing in the morning is actually good and the correct way to start the day 180
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 28/09/2026father came home smelling of two dogs they had petted all afternoon 1110
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026turns out all i need to get through the colder months is good food :) good company :) exercise :) fresh air :) and FOR THE DAY TO NOT GET DARK AT 3PM AND THE CHOKEHOLD OF SEASONAL DEPRESSION AN ICY GRIP DEAR LORDT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY YEAR WHY and i'll be fine :) 16311
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026a question from the audience: how can you tell something is hand-knitted when it says it is? 310
Reposted by reni 🦌Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother” 101171165
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 26/09/2026did some of the seven sisters walk this morning and i found my first ever speck of sea glass along the river, reacted very normally of course (gasped and yelled like a toddler) 050
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonite 👀 looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonight queen?? looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonight? 👀 030
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026might even write an entry to my newsletter that i haven't updated since april! woweeee! the possibilities!! 010
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026switched option to get newsletter subscriptions sent to my email instead of notified in the app, now i'm actually reading everyone's newsletters, absolutely fuming at this little-known life hack 120
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold 5446129
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026excited to play big walk with friends so i can say "hey! i'm big walkin' 'ere!" over and over until they murder me with hammers in the game and/or in real life 083
Reposted by reni 🦌Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻 106194946490
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026thank you!!! cucamelons are on my to-try list, i am very intrigued 100
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026one of my favourites of yours, i can hear their voices, the pacing is immaculate, still makes me chuckle 030
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026so i know what people mean when they say "ex-[company]" on linkedin but my first thought every time is that they have an ex at that company and they are bragging about that, which would be a very Normal Behaviour on linkedin dot com 172
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026even though i know the emoji proposals list will only update in december, i have been refreshing the list furiously since submissions closed in july (i submitted a proposal) because i am insane 140
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026opened a jar of pickled gherkins with nothing but STRENGTH, PERSISTENCE, and A DESIRE FOR PICKLED GHERKINS, and yes i am single 😌 280
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026the siren (a bag of salty caramelised nuts) from on high (a cupboard in the kitchen), she sings to me! and i have valiantly resisted (forgotten about until now) her savoury and sweet serenade! for i am rendered powerless (gonna eat them all) to her melody! 170
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026tbt to halloween when i dressed as a salty sea captain but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking amaro vibe 051
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026"if they sold box sets in waitrose..." what year are you in, 1999? 250
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026can't believe she's spent all that money already and so needs to do another album and tour, she really should hire a better accountant 110
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026do you wonder (v. to consider thoroughly) if merriam and webster ever explored (v. past participle of explore) each other's bodies (n. plural of bodies) 14813
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026if i ever met the fat bears of fat bear week, i believe they would not harm me, they would gaze deep into my being and sense that i am pure of heart 0171
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026such an honour to be voted the number one influential bluesky poster most likely to give a tiny bite of croissant 0180
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/09/2026spent almost £125 on two routine dental appointments, they'd better give me a full set of brand new teeth 020
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/09/2026don't forget to put out salmon and berries tonight under the fat bear tree or else fat bear santa won't leave you any fat bear presents 010421