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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 19h
ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2
garlic 2, a stone sculpture of a bulb of garlic by mary eiland
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 19h
ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2
garlic 2, a stone sculpture of a bulb of garlic by mary eiland
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21h
could not stand the b-plot, audibly sighed whenever it returned, could it have been told in one episode rather than constantly going back and forth, yes
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23h
absolutely delicious moment when, because of my "please offer me a seat" badge, someone offers me their seat on the train and as i'm sitting down, i catch the foulest stink eye from someone standing, usually a man in a suit, HA HA HA
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026
booty shorts with this across the ass
warning sign in a construction site that says caution crushing zone
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026
it went too far because men with power had to acknowledge - very briefly - that girls and women are people too
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026
just realised i've got on the body moisturiser that has a slight shimmer, feeling very this is the skin of a killer bells
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026
despite the science i think blasting my digestive system with a caffeine and sugar bomb first thing in the morning is actually good and the correct way to start the day
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 28/09/2026
father came home smelling of two dogs they had petted all afternoon
white fluffy cat sat on an orange table looking very annoyed at the camera
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 28/09/2026
making scrambled eggs, anyone want some?
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
we're watching telly (we're falling asleep)
a fluffy white cat sits on top of a green blanket in the lap of their person
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
two households, both alike in dignity
a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
turns out all i need to get through the colder months is good food :) good company :) exercise :) fresh air :) and FOR THE DAY TO NOT GET DARK AT 3PM AND THE CHOKEHOLD OF SEASONAL DEPRESSION AN ICY GRIP DEAR LORDT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY YEAR WHY and i'll be fine :)
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
a question from the audience: how can you tell something is hand-knitted when it says it is?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 26/09/2026
we're watching bake off and beebee hit pause here
fluffy white cat sat in front of a laptop, watching bake off and he has paused (PAWS-d, hahaha) on a shot of new bake off judge nigella
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 26/09/2026
did some of the seven sisters walk this morning and i found my first ever speck of sea glass along the river, reacted very normally of course (gasped and yelled like a toddler)
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
iced coffee is a crime
the text "you wouldn't bring an ice coffee to a job interview" in the style of the "you wouldn't steal a car" screen
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
on the guestlist
minion meme, the minion is reclines on a lifebuoy? sure why the hell not. text above reads "i'm off to club bed featuring DJ pillow and MC blanket"
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
it's always nearly midnight somewhere amirite
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonite 👀 looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonight queen?? looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonight? 👀
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
might even write an entry to my newsletter that i haven't updated since april! woweeee! the possibilities!!
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
switched option to get newsletter subscriptions sent to my email instead of notified in the app, now i'm actually reading everyone's newsletters, absolutely fuming at this little-known life hack
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
venus devouring her son
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
excited to play big walk with friends so i can say "hey! i'm big walkin' 'ere!" over and over until they murder me with hammers in the game and/or in real life
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
thank you!!! cucamelons are on my to-try list, i am very intrigued
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
at least four?
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
fozzie bear sun, animal moon, kermit rising
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
a very cosy boy snores while i watch silo season 3
fluffy white cat nestled into the sleeve of the colourful big cosy jumper i'm wearing
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
okay but consider this: poob has it for you
nyt games spelling bee, POOB is selected but it is not in the word list
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
one of my favourites of yours, i can hear their voices, the pacing is immaculate, still makes me chuckle
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026
omg that's disgusting, where, which episode and what timecode
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026
so i know what people mean when they say "ex-[company]" on linkedin but my first thought every time is that they have an ex at that company and they are bragging about that, which would be a very Normal Behaviour on linkedin dot com
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026
even though i know the emoji proposals list will only update in december, i have been refreshing the list furiously since submissions closed in july (i submitted a proposal) because i am insane
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026
the campaign was definitely not written by a B+ person
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026
kate and wills are cruisers now? ah well good for them
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026
opened a jar of pickled gherkins with nothing but STRENGTH, PERSISTENCE, and A DESIRE FOR PICKLED GHERKINS, and yes i am single 😌
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
the pasta that makes you old
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
the siren (a bag of salty caramelised nuts) from on high (a cupboard in the kitchen), she sings to me! and i have valiantly resisted (forgotten about until now) her savoury and sweet serenade! for i am rendered powerless (gonna eat them all) to her melody!
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
tbt to halloween when i dressed as a salty sea captain but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking amaro vibe
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
"if they sold box sets in waitrose..." what year are you in, 1999?
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
can't believe she's spent all that money already and so needs to do another album and tour, she really should hire a better accountant
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
do you wonder (v. to consider thoroughly) if merriam and webster ever explored (v. past participle of explore) each other's bodies (n. plural of bodies)
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
if i ever met the fat bears of fat bear week, i believe they would not harm me, they would gaze deep into my being and sense that i am pure of heart
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
such an honour to be voted the number one influential bluesky poster most likely to give a tiny bite of croissant
a fluffy white cat looks at the camera with his light green eyes and one of his paws rests gently on the forearm of his human, they are both sitting on a green sofa, croissant is out of shot
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/09/2026
she DO YOU on my REMEMBER 'til i THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/09/2026
spent almost £125 on two routine dental appointments, they'd better give me a full set of brand new teeth
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/09/2026
don't forget to put out salmon and berries tonight under the fat bear tree or else fat bear santa won't leave you any fat bear presents
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