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@reniadeb.com
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handsome writer, artist & friend • they 🏳️‍🌈 • brighton, uk • reniadeb.com • ko-fi.com/reniadeb

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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 1h
getting your noggin skritched by father, 10/10 recommend
closeup of a fluffy white cat looking to camera while a Black hand skritches his noggin
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 30/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2
garlic 2, a stone sculpture of a bulb of garlic by mary eiland
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026
booty shorts with this across the ass
warning sign in a construction site that says caution crushing zone
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 28/09/2026
father came home smelling of two dogs they had petted all afternoon
white fluffy cat sat on an orange table looking very annoyed at the camera
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
we're watching telly (we're falling asleep)
a fluffy white cat sits on top of a green blanket in the lap of their person
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
two households, both alike in dignity
a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 26/09/2026
we're watching bake off and beebee hit pause here
fluffy white cat sat in front of a laptop, watching bake off and he has paused (PAWS-d, hahaha) on a shot of new bake off judge nigella
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
iced coffee is a crime
the text "you wouldn't bring an ice coffee to a job interview" in the style of the "you wouldn't steal a car" screen
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
on the guestlist
minion meme, the minion is reclines on a lifebuoy? sure why the hell not. text above reads "i'm off to club bed featuring DJ pillow and MC blanket"
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
a very cosy boy snores while i watch silo season 3
fluffy white cat nestled into the sleeve of the colourful big cosy jumper i'm wearing
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
okay but consider this: poob has it for you
nyt games spelling bee, POOB is selected but it is not in the word list
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
such an honour to be voted the number one influential bluesky poster most likely to give a tiny bite of croissant
a fluffy white cat looks at the camera with his light green eyes and one of his paws rests gently on the forearm of his human, they are both sitting on a green sofa, croissant is out of shot
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 18/09/2026
friday cheers with mount gay rum and the sewing bee finale
a Black person smiles at the camera, they are wearing a white t-shirt, holding a cactus themed glass with a delicious sipping rum. they are sat in front of a bookshelf overflowing with books. the photo has a retro filter on, why not
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 17/09/2026
they did a trepanation on snoopy for the autumn collection 😭
snoopy glass cold cup from the Starbucks x peanuts collection where a very happy snoopy made of glass wears a green scarf and an orange beanie with a striped straw rammed through his head. his friend Woodstock, witness to this violation, happily sits on top of the straw cap cover.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 16/09/2026
went to my first renaissance faire and i want to wear these horns every day forever
a sunlit Black person smiles down at the camera. they are wearing cool as fuck horns and a medieval style shirt. they stand in front of a very fake castle.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 15/09/2026
thought the thought while buying this, i too am tired and misread
tesco finest whipped feta & sunblush tomato tarts
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 11/09/2026
we're watching severance s2, my innie would want to know i have a pretty cat
a Black person wearing a big colourful reclines on a sofa, a white fluffy cat lies on top of them, they are both looking to camera
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 11/09/2026
pangram if they weren't cowards about it
new york times spelling bee game with the word "dickhead" made from letters but they say it's not in their word list
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 09/09/2026
maybe i'm sicko for laughing at his most recent tweet
Noel Clarke
@NoelClarke
·
Sep 2
September is my least favourite month.

Closely followed by January and November.

Do i need to explain why?
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/08/2026
chew stick time, do NOT disturb
a white cat mid-meow on a blue carpet from above grasps his chew stick like a smoker with their last cigarette
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/08/2026
my coffee has a little guy in it, i love him
duck egg blue cup on a saucer, the saucer contains the cup, the cup contains a coffee, the coffee dust and foam have formed a very sweet face
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 26/08/2026
the creature says ,,, h e l l o
slightly blurred photo of my fluffy white cat with his pupils dilated as fuck, seriously huge pupils like his eyes are black, he's cute though so
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/08/2026
chasing the sun and listening to a podcast on my lunchtime walkabout, not really paying attention to where i was going, suddenly realised i had to be back at work and panicked, turns out i was a distant *reads notes* twelve minutes' walk away from the office
a Black person smiles in the sunlight with a brick wall behind them, they are wearing blue headphones, blue eyeshadow, a blue retro patterned shirt, holding a red (plot twist) water bottle
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/08/2026
ate a margherita pizza and watched a third of wake up dead man (too sleepy to carry on) and now this little lad is very comfy on me ahhhhh
white fluffy cat sleeps on the sated belly of a Black person wearing a large soft jumper
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/08/2026
new barbershop opening on dyke road in brighton and you gotta wonder if the owner knows
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/08/2026
um... does uber know something i don't?
phone notification from Uber app

Get your teenager going 

Add your teenager to your Family profile to help them get where they need to - all under your supervision.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/08/2026
how it feels when someone says "i actually disagree with steven" on dragons den
a horse running through a field past a mountain
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/08/2026
tfw the evening is finally chilly enough to wear the Big Gay Jumper
a Black person expresses delight while wearing a huge hooded jumper in pinks and orange which just happens to be the colours of the lesbian flag
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 14/08/2026
journey to the west (midlands) and back completed and the reward is a cat doing slow blinks and tiny meows at me because he missed me
a large white cat looks at the camera while flopped on his human's colourful socked feet
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 12/08/2026
ooh looks like somebody's gwumpy
- Mark Michael: The infantalizing of our generation is insane

- idk just surprise meme: ...did you not get a lollipop, mark?
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 10/08/2026
had an MMR vaccine this morning, the nurse said i was very brave
a Black person wears an orange shirt and a gold chain, they are  smiling
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 08/08/2026
singing a song to my cat while waiting for friends to join a call, didn't realise my tab for discord was on mute
@reni we can hear you
can you hear us? is 🎵 bee bee's licking his weenis 🎵 a bit?

reni — Yesterday at 18:59
omg
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 08/08/2026
politely reminded by mister beebee that it's international cat day
a white cat looks up at me while lying down near my laptop
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 04/08/2026
nibbling a piece of beebee, just a tiny piece
a Black person and a white cat look at the camera while the person pretends to nibble the cat's cheek
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 03/08/2026
me: seven easy peelers, i can eat one a day me to me: or you could eat them all right now
screenshot of the Muppet character Kermit the Frog talking with his nemesis Constantine dressed as a Sith Lord from Star Wars
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 03/08/2026
sprinkling a lil' monday magic: DID YOU KNOW you do not have to suffer seeing the discover tab? pin feeds you do want, unpin and delete feeds you don't want 👉🏾 settings 👉🏾 content and media 👉🏾 manage saved feeds
screenshot of my 
-- pinned feeds
- following
- popular with friends 
- for you

-- saved feeds 
- discover 
- bluesky team
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/07/2026
lots of great options here if you're nonbinary and looking for a new name
screenshot from calendar:

Full Moon (Buck)
Wednesday, 29 July 15:35 15:35 In July, the Full Moon is the Buck Moon, named after the new antlers that emerge from a buck's forehead around this time of the year. It is also called Thunder Moon, Hay Moon, and (from pagan/medieval times) the Wyrt Moon. Moon/Astro
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 28/07/2026
workin' hard or har- yeah he's fallen asleep again
a white cat sits on a black kneeling chair that is positioned next to a wooden desk and on the wooden desk is various work paraphernalia such as an open laptop, post-it notes, a mug, and a vases of pens
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/07/2026
"the DJ's what? the DJ's what though?" i frantically scream, as the paramedics secure the last buckle of a straightjacket, before carrying me into an ambulance
a multicoloured poster for a club night that reads "MUSIC DJ'S EVENTS BEER AND PIZZA"
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/07/2026
so i'm hosting an anti social social book club! it's a virtual, hour-long reading group for people who want to read more but need a lil' low-pressure parallel play let's read together. separately. but we're all together. apart yet… you get the idea www.outsavvy.com/event/37833/...
the phrase "Anti-Social Social Book Club" in wavy shapes, coloured with an orange-yellow gradient on a light blue background that has the dark blue text of Aesop's Fables, "The Hare and the Tortoise"
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/07/2026
establish dominance at your next dinner party
screenshot from duolingo:

- translate this sentence
- ich esse alle kartoffeln
- i am eating all of the potatoes
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/07/2026
subliminal message from the letters
the word "PEGGED" and the letter Z in a tile set in NYT Crossplay
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/07/2026
they should prescribe karaoke on the NHS
A Norman Rockwell painting of a blue-collar man in a plaid shirt standing up boldly at a town meeting. He is surrounded by seated, attentive listeners in a wood-paneled room.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 19/07/2026
okay everyone else shut the fuck up, me and chiitan are having A Moment
notification: "chiitan and 18 others liked your post"
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 16/07/2026
oh jackson pollock fish we're really in it now
beebee a white cat lays on a blue rug and rests his head on a catnip stuffed fish that is decorated in the style of Jackson Pollock with multicoloured splashes. his father could not resist a pun cat toy
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 14/07/2026
happy international nonbinary day from your favourite happy international nonbinary
a Black person stands smiling in sunlight, wearing gold hoop earrings, large green sunglasses, a white shirt under a blue shirt and a red cross body bag. they are throwing up a gang sign, nah just kidding, it's a peace sign because yes they are a millennial
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 12/07/2026
choosing to believe nyt games team set today's letters just for the british players
new york times spelling bee, letters W G I N A E with K as the middle letter

word WANKING guessed, not in word list
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 09/07/2026
low stakes conspiracy theory that the factory that makes curtain tie backs and the factory that makes bondage rope is in fact the same factory
a Black person's hand holding a bundle of metallic pink and red bondage rope
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 04/07/2026
judging father for having a lie-in when i sleep almost 18 hours a day
beebee, a white cat with blue-green eyes and alert pink ears, stares at the camera while resting his head on his paw
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 26/06/2026
when you're trying to hit the word count on an essay
a box labelled "12" (30cm) high velocity air circulator" sits on a blue gingham spread on a white table
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