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Renée Reizman

@reneereizman.com
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Artist, Writer, Dog enthusiast 🌵 Contributor at Hyperallergic, teaching communication design at the University of Vermont

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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 41m
they scored as I was typing this but I don’t care I hit post anyways
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 42m
the bears are going to get stuffed on 500 rushing td attempts and lose this game 3-0
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 02/10/2026
have no idea what digger is about and not sure I’ll ever find out
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 30/09/2026
sad to hear about HASTAC sunsetting! got to present there as a grad student. met so many wonderful people. was hoping to go again as a professor
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/09/2026
case one year older than me hell yeah baby
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/09/2026
case keenum pilled
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/09/2026
hall of fame bootleg
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/09/2026
learning that the chicago pope has ties to another city has wrecked me
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/09/2026
the pope brought the sox to the playoffs. let’s see what he can do for us tonight
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/09/2026
case keenum hasn’t started a game since 2023 let’s go bears
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 28/09/2026
kit kat c(o)unts
A bag of Kit Kat Counts fun size candy bars for Halloween. A wrinkle makes the word “counts” look like “cunts”
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 28/09/2026
thought “glaive” was slang or a typo
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 28/09/2026
have the vmas on while I grade quizzes. don’t know who most these people are. a metaphor for how out of touch I am with my students
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 28/09/2026
the undergraduate student film ass twist at the end of that taylor swift video
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 26/09/2026
never forget the cleveland announcement on the bachelor: youtu.be/GwiuwOQu8Jk
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The Batchelor girls reacts to going to Cleveland
YouTube video by kweep
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 26/09/2026
cleveland department of tourism wondering if this song was worth it
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 24/09/2026
lesbian bar article has me surly about all my "too niche" pitches that get infinitely rejected. I'm practically begging to report on communities. (I'm not going for rage bait, tho, probably the key difference.)
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 20/09/2026
the Madden Curse got our boy Caleb
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 20/09/2026
got my dog a raincoat because I now live in a place where it rains more than thrice a year
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 20/09/2026
perhaps caleb williams will not throw 400 touchdowns in the rain
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 19/09/2026
I’ve lived in the Midwest, Los Angeles, and east coast - American Chinese food is completely different in each region. I prefer the east coast kind & if our west just go to the SGV for the real stuff
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 18/09/2026
regretting not auditioning for normie traitors. not like I'd get cast, but still, I yearn to be in that castle.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 15/09/2026
why does the emmys comedy feel tedious
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 14/09/2026
just down the road from prada marfa
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 14/09/2026
how did hell scorigami get into the nyt crossword (complimentary)
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 13/09/2026
can’t be mad at all this scoring I guess
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 13/09/2026
what’s even going on here
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 13/09/2026
when I try to play fetch with my dog, I just toss the ball once. Then she spends the next two minutes grabbing it, dropping it, rolling it, picking it up again, til she tires out. That’s the Bears
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 13/09/2026
happy nfl sunday. first of the season. the bears are wasting no time making my blood boil!
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 12/09/2026
ordering tacos from a white guy who studied cooking in tulum for a couple of years because there’s no good mexican food in vermont
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 11/09/2026
watching a three hour ad for australia, the rams niners game
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 10/09/2026
My favorite doorknobs are the ones the New York City public schools installed at the turn of the 20th century. You can still occasionally find one on eBay!
A brass doorknob with the all-caps lettering "PUBLIC SCHOOL—CITY OF NEW YORK," surrounded by a swirling motif that looks rather like leaves.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 10/09/2026
gonna have to wait 5+ years to fold my phone because I just got a new one :(
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 10/09/2026
why are they releasing a love island cookbook? the contestants never really discuss their breakfast recipes in depth. does the book show us how to arrange hearts out of bacon and berries?
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 06/09/2026
Can’t wait for Supreme Court to ban mail in voting in a 5-4 decision
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 05/09/2026
The cashier at CVS told me my account number ends in 777, and that it’s a sign
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 02/09/2026
Ten years ago today, CPSC shared its first safety meme. What started as a single baby floating in a force field in outer space has become a universe with dozens of safety characters spanning hundreds of safety graphics sharing thousands of safety messages.
All of CPSC's social media characters gathered around a giant number 10 floating in outer space. The text reads: Happy 10 years of safety memes to all our followers and friends! Tomorrow, we care for one another all over again!
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 02/09/2026
it used to be that I didn't want a home entirely furnished with Ikea. now it's I don't want a home entirely furnished through Wayfair
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 01/09/2026
building up the courage to ask my student with the perfect curly shag where she gets her hair done around here
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 31/08/2026
hate being new in town and unsure how to pitch stories on quirky events that maybe have been covered by hyperlocal media, but not much else
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 30/08/2026
need the guerilla sidewalk people to come to Burlington and put a pedestrian scramble at this one annoying intersection
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 28/08/2026
I will say that I was recently in Gulfport and Biloxi & didn’t see an any souvenirs saying Gulf of America. We have hope
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 28/08/2026
was the South this gutted when they renamed the gulf? lake america is wounding my midwestern roots, and that’s not even the great lake I grew up next to
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For those who might have forgotten, Dolly was always punk as fuck
"I made jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know who she was, just this woman who was blonde and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I've ever seen. Mama used to say, 'Aw, she's just trash,' and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash."
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 26/08/2026
they just opened one in purple state Arizona, which went for Biden in 2020
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 26/08/2026
not sure if this is a cruel twist of fate, but my piece about visiting Dolly Parton’s Tennessean Travel Stop was published on @businessinsider.com just before the news broke. Take a road trip to Cornersville to lay down some flowers & get some cinnamon bread www.businessinsider.com/dolly-parton...
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I visited Dolly Parton's new travel stop. It's more than just a place to get gas — it's a whole Dolly universe.
On my road trip, I visited Dolly's Tennessean Travel Stop, complete with a Dolly Parton-themed coffee shop and barbecue joint. Here's what it's like.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 23/08/2026
bartender didn’t just stare at my ID for a long time, but scanned it with something. nobody believes I’m a millennial in this college town
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 22/08/2026
I don’t think I like living in a one bedroom. My aloof dog keeps guard in the living room and just ignores me
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 19/08/2026
there’s a tjmaxx version of REI, I’m losing it (buying a Levi’s jacket for a fake discount)
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