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Renée Reizman

@reneereizman.com
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Artist, Writer, Dog enthusiast 🌵 Contributor at Hyperallergic, teaching communication design at the University of Vermont

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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 14h
the cool thing about presenting at a conference for art is that an artist might sketch you during your talk
A black pen drawing of a woman with curly hair. Glasses hide her eyes. Lots of words are scribbled around her, like “disability,” “super power,” and “community.” The drawing is signed by Shepara Hall
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 28/09/2026
kit kat c(o)unts
A bag of Kit Kat Counts fun size candy bars for Halloween. A wrinkle makes the word “counts” look like “cunts”
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 20/09/2026
got my dog a raincoat because I now live in a place where it rains more than thrice a year
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 05/08/2026
you’re telling me the bus route is “cemeteries”
Google Maps showing that I must board a bus headed towards “cemeteries”
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 05/08/2026
drag them atlas obscura community
The know before you go includes this text: “While it is originally one of the oldest buildings in New Orleans, it has recently been updated with a very cheesy
"look" of an old building. Though it claims to still have candles on the tables and no electricity, it has a number of frozen daiquiri machines behind the bar.”
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 13/07/2026
the news is here to talk about the smelly flowers
a blue ABC 7 eyewitness news truck parked at the Huntington Gardens.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 13/06/2026
groom day
A brindle chow chow smiling in the sun. She has one blue bow on her head. A brindle chow chow sitting on the sidewalk. She has one blue bow on her head.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 23/04/2026
Stumbled upon the Goodyear Blimp Airship Base ???
The famous Goodyear blimp, on the ground, behind a metal fence
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 04/03/2026
last week I celebrated seven years with my chaotic diva Flora
A brindle chow chow with gray on her muzzle. Her purple tongue sticks out as she smiles. She sits in front of a bright orange wall
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 17/02/2026
checked to see what food I could get to my hotel, since it’s late and everything nearby is closed (in a businessy district.) did not know delivery apps were plagued with AI images of food
Some kind of kebab sandwich bursting with chili peppers, seasoning, and sauce. the image is clearly AI generated and looks more like a drawing than a photo of real food.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 14/02/2026
happy valentine’s day to the light of my life, flora dog
A happy brindle chow chow at a dirt dog park. Her purple tongue and muzzle are dripping drool from expending energy
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 04/02/2026
This fluffy girl is number 3. And she would win.
A brindle chow chow with a greying muzzle. There are two red bows buried in her fluffy head
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 19/01/2026
A hand holds up a wine glass that says Gelson’s. A football player on tv is in the background
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 01/01/2026
happy new year from Los Angeles
an electronic sign that tells you how many people died from smoking in a year. It reset at midnight. Spectators are on the roof
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 30/12/2025
this map kind of annoys me because I’m seeing large swaths of red. but most states have at least one progressive city and I’d be fine trying them out. Florida & the Deep South is mostly out due to the humidity. Idaho simply has bad vibes.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 12/12/2025
stopped by a pet cemetery that I always pass on my commute. can’t stop thinking about this headstone
A headstone to a pet named Kubi. 2005-2028. It says “I loved you. I failed you.” It’s adorned with fresh pink flowers
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 02/12/2025
for posterity, I need to point out that the bears are currently the #1 overall seed in the nfc lol
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 02/12/2025
Flora is most adorable when begging for food
A brindle chow chow with her ears peeked. It looks like she’s smiling because she wants food.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 30/11/2025
stumbled upon this exhibition that basically amounts to “ansel adams sucked.” crying
Six college aged hippies with unflattering facial expressions.A smiling scientist looking at a blurry monkey that appears violent and deranged Men looking at a blackboard, studying a horse’s joint. The horse they’re studying (presumably) pops into frame like a punchline Curatorial text that begins: “Ansel Adams loses his way”
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 22/11/2025
already had it saved on my phone
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 02/11/2025
the dodgers celebration by my apartment is at least twice the size of this by now
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 01/11/2025
my niece got this halloween treat from a house with a RFK yard sign
A beef stick in a red wrapper. Next to it is a jagged strip of paper that reads“we wanted to give you a treat with NO sugar And NO GMOs. Hope you Enjoy. Happy Halloween!!”
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 21/10/2025
ok actually I think it’s a blazer they just pass around and anyone who gets a home run wears it. I thought it was just one guy’s bedazzled jacket
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/09/2025
why didn’t anyone tell me usc was home to the dick wolf drama center
A brick building with the label “Dick Wolf drama center”
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 27/08/2025
They had these when they were stationed in Los Angeles earlier this year
A national guardsmen with a M4 standing in front of a fence and drinking from a bottle of water.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 11/08/2025
graphic design is my passion
Peggy and Mariannfrom the gilded age, in beautiful frocks, each have a labubus Peggy’s brown one hangs from her purse and Marian’s pastel pink/blue one hangs from her waist  Aunt Ada from the gilded age with a blue mermaid Laguna clipped to her waist
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 27/07/2025
top tier chow sighting in west hollywood
A cream colored chow chow with her purple tongue hanging out
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 14/07/2025
buy buy baby went bye bye
a vacant store with a visible outline of its former signage, which reads “buybuy baby”
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 05/07/2025
my first solo show in socal opens tonight at Grand Central Art Center. Very proud of myself! Disability Drawing Club: Magic Eye spotlights invisible disabilities. Come by and draw directly on the walls!
A gallery full of blankets and beanbags. The white walls are covered in colorful drawings. A mother and child are currently adding their own to the wall.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 22/06/2025
some lighter news: my dog is really bad at fetch
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 21/06/2025
block of wood toy car
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 08/05/2025
Pope Leo?!
Screen grab of Jerry Seinfeld on the phone in his kitchen
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 18/04/2025
looked at art in the desert during 30 mph high winds
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 04/04/2025
love that there is no citation on this sentence in Angela Lansbury’s Wikipedia page. It is simply indisputable fact.
“Moving into musical theatre, Lansbury gained stardom for playing the leading role in the Broadway musical Mame (1966), winning her first Tony Award and becoming a gay icon.” No citations appear to confirm that she won the Tony or to back up that she is a gay icon.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 21/03/2025
got home from a friend’s bday and Flora could tell I had an affair
a blurry photo of the author cuddling with a small white dog
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 09/03/2025
my second time in print at the LA Times! first time in color!
Red headed author holding up a colorful copy of the LA Times weekend section. The story is a trend piece about bumper stickers. A newspaper page with a trend piece about bumper stickers. Colorful photos show stickers and a car plastered with them.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 08/03/2025
gotta love chewy. they send my dog a birthday card every year. if they cut this service we’ll know society has fallen
A birthday card with an excited Borzoi in a birthday hat. It says “unleash your b-day wags”A hand written birthday card wishes Flora a happy 7th birthday and includes a 20% off coupon
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 21/02/2025
My two surviving traitors won a cloak! One let me pose in it for a pic
Poster with red curly hair poses in a dark green cloak. She stands behind an ornate gold prop picture frame that says “the traitors” on the bottom
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 21/02/2025
cutest group pic of all the strangers who I attempted to murder last night
group photo of a bunch of journalists and media workers who got to play the Traitors experience. Poster has red hair and is wearing a blue top with red plaid shirt. She leans into an ornate gold picture frame
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 18/02/2025
excited to see my favorite band, rilo empire of the bloc tv on the
Typography design on concert lineup poster makes the second band appear to read as “rilo empire on the bloc tv on the”
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 15/02/2025
so happy I got to see the giant pigeon on the high line (Iván Argote’s “Dinosaur.”) wonderful except for the didactic that compares pigeons to the immigrant experience
Woman with curly red hair standing in front of a giant pigeon statue Photo of Iván Argote, “Dinosaur.” A large sculpture of a typical city pigeonThe pigeon looms over the high line. It lords over an Amazon delivery truck that’s being unloadedThe pigeon, close up, looms over the high line
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 02/02/2025
Sunday alarm clock
A brindle chow chow sits on a freshly made bed. She looks like she’s smiling but she just wants to go on a walk.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 27/01/2025
my dog decided to do her monthly cuddle & block my view right before the end of the game (no I don’t have a real sized tv)
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 24/01/2025
new dream job just dropped
a job posting form LinkedIn that says “staff writer - werewolf romance”
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 21/01/2025
White House 404 pages: Spanish translation link, available before inauguration, now says go home. Random text after link, the default 404 page, says go to home page
White House 404 page after typing in formerly functional Spanish translation link. Back button says “go home.” Deep blue background with the White House in a white to light blue gradient.White House 404 page after typing in random text to force the page to appear. Back button says “go home to home page.” Deep blue background with the White House in a white to light blue gradient.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 27/12/2024
if you need a pinball machine fixed in Chicago my dad’s got you covered
a business card offering classic Bally pinball repairs and restorations
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 20/12/2024
girls night in Palm Springs
The poster with long, curly red hair, smiling and posing while in a hot tub. Behind her, on a pink cabana chair, a brindle chow chow looks off camera
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 08/12/2024
also here’s a bad pic of one of Martha’s chows wearing the prison poncho
One of Martha Stewart’s chow chows wearing a crocheted poncho modeled off the one Martha received from an inmate.
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 05/12/2024
I unknowingly took a video of her final hours last night
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Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/11/2024
this photo doesn’t capture the true beauty of my friend’s cat Ollie
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