Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 14hthe cool thing about presenting at a conference for art is that an artist might sketch you during your talk 010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 20/09/2026got my dog a raincoat because I now live in a place where it rains more than thrice a year 020
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 04/03/2026last week I celebrated seven years with my chaotic diva Flora 020
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 17/02/2026checked to see what food I could get to my hotel, since it’s late and everything nearby is closed (in a businessy district.) did not know delivery apps were plagued with AI images of food 120
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 14/02/2026happy valentine’s day to the light of my life, flora dog 050
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 30/12/2025this map kind of annoys me because I’m seeing large swaths of red. but most states have at least one progressive city and I’d be fine trying them out. Florida & the Deep South is mostly out due to the humidity. Idaho simply has bad vibes. 010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 12/12/2025stopped by a pet cemetery that I always pass on my commute. can’t stop thinking about this headstone 141
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 02/12/2025for posterity, I need to point out that the bears are currently the #1 overall seed in the nfc lol 120
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 30/11/2025stumbled upon this exhibition that basically amounts to “ansel adams sucked.” crying 040
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 02/11/2025the dodgers celebration by my apartment is at least twice the size of this by now 020
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 01/11/2025my niece got this halloween treat from a house with a RFK yard sign 000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 21/10/2025ok actually I think it’s a blazer they just pass around and anyone who gets a home run wears it. I thought it was just one guy’s bedazzled jacket 100
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/09/2025why didn’t anyone tell me usc was home to the dick wolf drama center 110
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 27/08/2025They had these when they were stationed in Los Angeles earlier this year 010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 05/07/2025my first solo show in socal opens tonight at Grand Central Art Center. Very proud of myself! Disability Drawing Club: Magic Eye spotlights invisible disabilities. Come by and draw directly on the walls! 031
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 04/04/2025love that there is no citation on this sentence in Angela Lansbury’s Wikipedia page. It is simply indisputable fact. 120
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 21/03/2025got home from a friend’s bday and Flora could tell I had an affair 020
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 09/03/2025my second time in print at the LA Times! first time in color! 2352
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 08/03/2025gotta love chewy. they send my dog a birthday card every year. if they cut this service we’ll know society has fallen 150
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 21/02/2025My two surviving traitors won a cloak! One let me pose in it for a pic 000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 21/02/2025cutest group pic of all the strangers who I attempted to murder last night 110
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 18/02/2025excited to see my favorite band, rilo empire of the bloc tv on the 140
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 15/02/2025so happy I got to see the giant pigeon on the high line (Iván Argote’s “Dinosaur.”) wonderful except for the didactic that compares pigeons to the immigrant experience 130
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 27/01/2025my dog decided to do her monthly cuddle & block my view right before the end of the game (no I don’t have a real sized tv) 130
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 21/01/2025White House 404 pages: Spanish translation link, available before inauguration, now says go home. Random text after link, the default 404 page, says go to home page 030
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 27/12/2024if you need a pinball machine fixed in Chicago my dad’s got you covered 3864
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 08/12/2024also here’s a bad pic of one of Martha’s chows wearing the prison poncho 000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 05/12/2024I unknowingly took a video of her final hours last night 010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/11/2024this photo doesn’t capture the true beauty of my friend’s cat Ollie 0160