Sign in

Renée Reizman

@reneereizman.com
707 followers 442 following 1.1K posts

Artist, Writer, Dog enthusiast 🌵 Contributor at Hyperallergic, teaching communication design at the University of Vermont

PostsRepliesMedia
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 2h
sad to hear about HASTAC sunsetting! got to present there as a grad student. met so many wonderful people. was hoping to go again as a professor
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/09/2026
case keenum pilled
130
Reposted by Renée Reizman
Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
17123752590
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 29/09/2026
case keenum hasn’t started a game since 2023 let’s go bears
020
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 28/09/2026
kit kat c(o)unts
A bag of Kit Kat Counts fun size candy bars for Halloween. A wrinkle makes the word “counts” look like “cunts”
030
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 28/09/2026
have the vmas on while I grade quizzes. don’t know who most these people are. a metaphor for how out of touch I am with my students
120
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 28/09/2026
the undergraduate student film ass twist at the end of that taylor swift video
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 26/09/2026
cleveland department of tourism wondering if this song was worth it
110
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 24/09/2026
lesbian bar article has me surly about all my "too niche" pitches that get infinitely rejected. I'm practically begging to report on communities. (I'm not going for rage bait, tho, probably the key difference.)
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 20/09/2026
the Madden Curse got our boy Caleb
010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 20/09/2026
got my dog a raincoat because I now live in a place where it rains more than thrice a year
020
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 20/09/2026
perhaps caleb williams will not throw 400 touchdowns in the rain
010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 18/09/2026
regretting not auditioning for normie traitors. not like I'd get cast, but still, I yearn to be in that castle.
001
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 15/09/2026
why does the emmys comedy feel tedious
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 14/09/2026
how did hell scorigami get into the nyt crossword (complimentary)
030
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 13/09/2026
when I try to play fetch with my dog, I just toss the ball once. Then she spends the next two minutes grabbing it, dropping it, rolling it, picking it up again, til she tires out. That’s the Bears
031
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 13/09/2026
happy nfl sunday. first of the season. the bears are wasting no time making my blood boil!
020
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 12/09/2026
ordering tacos from a white guy who studied cooking in tulum for a couple of years because there’s no good mexican food in vermont
010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 11/09/2026
watching a three hour ad for australia, the rams niners game
011
Reposted by Renée Reizman
Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 10/09/2026
My favorite doorknobs are the ones the New York City public schools installed at the turn of the 20th century. You can still occasionally find one on eBay!
A brass doorknob with the all-caps lettering "PUBLIC SCHOOL—CITY OF NEW YORK," surrounded by a swirling motif that looks rather like leaves.
942599248
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 10/09/2026
gonna have to wait 5+ years to fold my phone because I just got a new one :(
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 10/09/2026
why are they releasing a love island cookbook? the contestants never really discuss their breakfast recipes in depth. does the book show us how to arrange hearts out of bacon and berries?
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 06/09/2026
Can’t wait for Supreme Court to ban mail in voting in a 5-4 decision
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 05/09/2026
The cashier at CVS told me my account number ends in 777, and that it’s a sign
000
Reposted by Renée Reizman
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 02/09/2026
Ten years ago today, CPSC shared its first safety meme. What started as a single baby floating in a force field in outer space has become a universe with dozens of safety characters spanning hundreds of safety graphics sharing thousands of safety messages.
All of CPSC's social media characters gathered around a giant number 10 floating in outer space. The text reads: Happy 10 years of safety memes to all our followers and friends! Tomorrow, we care for one another all over again!
301565287
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 02/09/2026
it used to be that I didn't want a home entirely furnished with Ikea. now it's I don't want a home entirely furnished through Wayfair
010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 01/09/2026
building up the courage to ask my student with the perfect curly shag where she gets her hair done around here
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 31/08/2026
hate being new in town and unsure how to pitch stories on quirky events that maybe have been covered by hyperlocal media, but not much else
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 30/08/2026
need the guerilla sidewalk people to come to Burlington and put a pedestrian scramble at this one annoying intersection
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 28/08/2026
was the South this gutted when they renamed the gulf? lake america is wounding my midwestern roots, and that’s not even the great lake I grew up next to
100
Reposted by Renée Reizman
Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For those who might have forgotten, Dolly was always punk as fuck
"I made jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know who she was, just this woman who was blonde and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I've ever seen. Mama used to say, 'Aw, she's just trash,' and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash."
30122652971
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 26/08/2026
not sure if this is a cruel twist of fate, but my piece about visiting Dolly Parton’s Tennessean Travel Stop was published on @businessinsider.com just before the news broke. Take a road trip to Cornersville to lay down some flowers & get some cinnamon bread www.businessinsider.com/dolly-parton...
businessinsider.com
I visited Dolly Parton's new travel stop. It's more than just a place to get gas — it's a whole Dolly universe.
On my road trip, I visited Dolly's Tennessean Travel Stop, complete with a Dolly Parton-themed coffee shop and barbecue joint. Here's what it's like.
062
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 23/08/2026
bartender didn’t just stare at my ID for a long time, but scanned it with something. nobody believes I’m a millennial in this college town
010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 22/08/2026
I don’t think I like living in a one bedroom. My aloof dog keeps guard in the living room and just ignores me
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 19/08/2026
there’s a tjmaxx version of REI, I’m losing it (buying a Levi’s jacket for a fake discount)
010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 18/08/2026
sad to report that I missed my turn out of philly and ended up in new jersey
010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 13/08/2026
feel like 2 days in asheville is properly preparing me for life in burlington
030
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 13/08/2026
thought I wouldn’t get any of my security deposit back after leaving an apartment after 11 years. turns out they did, but deducted 200 bucks for “damage on the inside of the front door by the dog.” sorry but that was Flora’s durational performance piece
060
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 12/08/2026
saw an embroidered artwork of Asheville’s sewer and just learned I am a drainspotter, someone who takes pics of unique manhole covers.
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 06/08/2026
bad but these icons also go kinda hard
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 05/08/2026
you’re telling me the bus route is “cemeteries”
Google Maps showing that I must board a bus headed towards “cemeteries”
140
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 05/08/2026
now in a bar that supposedly has been in operation since the 1700s but the facade is disney-esque fake aged so I don’t know what to believe
210
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 05/08/2026
just got catcalled with “where’s the magic school bus?” on bourbon street. devastating
020
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 02/08/2026
catching up on ariana grande and just feel sad
130
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 31/07/2026
lived in LA long enough to see an old tinder match go on to become the director of a summer blockbuster
010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 27/07/2026
so upset that LA has been humid all week. my hair shouldn’t be this big
010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 24/07/2026
so exciting to be moving to a city that essentially borders Canada so I can hear firsthand how much they hate us
010
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 20/07/2026
why am I the only one in the theater who cracked up at the end of the TONY trailer. I did not see it coming!
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 19/07/2026
everyone tells me it’s good that Spain won go Spain
000
Renée Reizman @reneereizman.com · 19/07/2026
stunned to hear spoken word by my syracuse creative writing professor appear in los angeles performance art
000