“SQUIDWARD, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! YOU SUCK!! YOU SELF-CONSUMED, NO-TALENT, MEDIOCRE PIECE OF SHIT!! AND I’VE EARNED THE RIGHT TO SAY IT!! OKAY??? IN 1975, I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP ON STAGE!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?? YOU’RE NOTHING!! AND YOU’LL NEVER BE ANYTHING. NEVER! YOU LITTLE PIP.”