uint16 @remix.net · 13/10/2026My wife fermented a sheep’s fleece in a big bucket to clean it and as a byproduct we have 4.5 gallons of the worst smell ever produced. It’s good for plants. Also, I would gargle Cuthulu’s nutsack to get this smell out of my nose. 000 0
uint16 @remix.net · 13/10/2026I never told you my favorite band, that’s why you don’t know. You’re not a mind reader. 000 0
uint16 @remix.net · 06/10/2026Nobody: I wish my stool was a random surprise form factor and viscosity every time. glp-1: Hold my beer 030 0
uint16 @remix.net · 05/10/2026“Even though I am a half-eaten sandwich, I fight for the smiles of the citizens of this kingdom” 000 0
uint16 @remix.net · 30/09/2026#Doordash needs a complaint option of “food smells like fuck ass cologne/perfume” 001 0
uint16 @remix.net · 23/09/2026Cat scientist: “Just being pet can have amazing benefits for a cat’s blood pressure” 010 0
uint16 @remix.net · 15/09/2026Every night at 10:20 my phone chimes to let me know it’s time to go to bed, guess what happens when I’m already asleep. 010 0
uint16 @remix.net · 12/09/2026Blind cat instagram stories are hard to jerk off too but notice I didn’t say “impossible”. 101 0
uint16 @remix.net · 07/09/2026This just in the dog from #HeartOfTheBeast is changing its last name to distance itself from Brad Pitt 000 0
uint16 @remix.net · 06/09/2026As a DJ and someone who fully understands how telephone-sanitizer-y my “job” is mixing from someone scratching “that’s my man throwing down” into someone else scratching “my man” is basically as close to the thrill of performing successful brain surgery if you scale things according to intelligence 010 0
uint16 @remix.net · 17/08/2026My feed thinks I’ll die alone choking on food but also that I would have the balls to wear this Japanese cyberpunk clothing. Thanks for the vote of confidence. 010 0
uint16 @remix.net · 08/08/2026My birding innovation app: Record bird songs and they can be played back as if sung by a dumber bird to mock them. 020 0
uint16 @remix.net · 26/07/2026I’ve seen some weird furry / diaper stuff so that title seems fairly achievable. 010 0
uint16 @remix.net · 26/07/2026Nobody: Me after recently seeing the Tim and Eric Spegget sketch: Spegett!! 000 0
uint16 @remix.net · 15/07/2026The trickis you gnaw off both arms because she’ll be looking for a man with one arm 000 0
uint16 @remix.net · 14/07/2026The profound sadness I feel when I discover someone who’s music is great but they haven’t been active in 5+ years. soundcloud.com/malevmc/eman...soundcloud.comEmanate: Produced by Tokalah [Lyrics in description](Album out now!)Well hello there! It's been a very long time. But I'm back, to drop something new for my peoples that have been following the soundcloud list for ages.(and all the fresh peoples too!) 2020 has been 010 0
uint16 @remix.net · 13/07/2026Why do all the press photographs make it look like she broke her hip and fell down. 000 0
uint16 @remix.net · 13/07/2026How can I entice my cat to perform better butt maintenance? She leaves crusty poop in the wrinkles of her balloon knot and I can smell it when she sits near me. 010 0
uint16 @remix.net · 13/07/2026CNN hard hitting news about real situations we all have to deal with 010 0
uint16 @remix.net · 12/07/2026If Diarrhea Perlman is still in the roller-derby game this would be an obvious name upgrade 120 0
uint16 @remix.net · 12/07/2026Wagginol: If tail wagging persists for more than four hours consult your veterinarian 000 0
uint16 @remix.net · 08/07/2026Out of everyone who’s had both of their hands in my mouth at once, my dentist is the most authorized. 000 0
uint16 @remix.net · 05/07/2026I keep tripping and ending up with my face between chicken nuggets 020 0
uint16 @remix.net · 02/07/2026They would have loved Jackée, like falling over each other to open a door style head over heels. 010 0
uint16 @remix.net · 02/07/2026hahah. Some Blues Clues shit really spelling it out: “Then because the molecules are vibrating so fast it causes things to… yes that’s right heat up” 010 0
uint16 @remix.net · 30/06/2026My desk looks like a serial killers dungeon killzone except instead of people its popcicle viscera. I’m like the bad guys in Venom 3 that are just meat shredding jet engine mouths. Again, “but with popcicles”. 000 0
