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uint16 @remix.net · 08/10/2026
20th anniversary of the classic novel
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uint16 @remix.net · 23/09/2026
Cat scientist: “Just being pet can have amazing benefits for a cat’s blood pressure”
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uint16 @remix.net · 20/09/2026
“Who are you?” and “How did you get in here?” conversations
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uint16 @remix.net · 25/08/2026
My darkest timeline continues to darken all it touches.
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uint16 @remix.net · 17/08/2026
My feed thinks I’ll die alone choking on food but also that I would have the balls to wear this Japanese cyberpunk clothing. Thanks for the vote of confidence.
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uint16 @remix.net · 16/08/2026
My feed gets bleaker every day
A heinlich maneuver device that sucks pesky obstructions with the power of a vacuum. 

Don’t die brecause you’re in such a hurry to eat that you don’t chew anything, fatty
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uint16 @remix.net · 13/07/2026
CNN hard hitting news about real situations we all have to deal with
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uint16 @remix.net · 09/07/2026
Pandas: “Out here catching strays”
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uint16 @remix.net · 08/07/2026
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uint16 @remix.net · 02/07/2026
Not sure we needed Dr. Gupta’s expertise on this one.
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uint16 @remix.net · 02/07/2026
Kind of a fuck you to hear I’m safe.
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uint16 @remix.net · 27/06/2026
Jesus, Mom!
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uint16 @remix.net · 25/06/2026
Loved trope: If you’re riding in a convertible with the top down, a gust of wind is going to blow your hat off
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uint16 @remix.net · 23/06/2026
When Grandma takes a tumble
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uint16 @remix.net · 23/05/2026
My sister and I are polar opposites.
on the left, me a traktor s4 mkII with custom keycaps and on the right a default-can’t do midi-busted ass traktor s4 mkIII

but i’m the polar opposite of my sister
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uint16 @remix.net · 20/05/2026
Do you think having your main feature obsoleted part of “CD Head” (canonical cenobite) punishment? Is there an IpodHead cenobite out there who can’t find one of those old 30 pin cables and is in endless torment?
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uint16 @remix.net · 17/05/2026
Youtube subtitles did them dirty mistaking “four” for “for”..
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uint16 @remix.net · 10/05/2026
fuck off
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uint16 @remix.net · 18/04/2026
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uint16 @remix.net · 31/03/2026
Let me be the first of many to say: “No thank you, meat shake.”
Can of “Don’t quit” root beer protein shake, whatever the hell that is.
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uint16 @remix.net · 28/03/2026
“The Loaf of Us”
The Last of Us tv show poster with Ellie and .. I don’t know who it is. He’s great.
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uint16 @remix.net · 24/03/2026
Pretty sure this isn’t how kagels work
“IKEGOL” brand computer usb foot switch
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uint16 @remix.net · 22/03/2026
Just about to sit down and eat my nutella beignets.. might have a cover for their album.
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uint16 @remix.net · 20/03/2026
The first thing I see every morning, good morning kitty!
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uint16 @remix.net · 19/03/2026
They’re not even letting US suffer anymore?
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uint16 @remix.net · 18/03/2026
I sometimes let my dog “Lady and the Tramp” a piece of pizza with me and if our lips/tongues don’t touch, I’ve been assured it’s not beastiality.
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uint16 @remix.net · 06/03/2026
Today is a GOOD day to dial!!
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uint16 @remix.net · 05/03/2026
My dryer died so this is how I make new underwear so I can go out i’m public
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uint16 @remix.net · 04/03/2026
You say you love civet coffee? Prove it.
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uint16 @remix.net · 01/03/2026
NOPE. Just looking at this food gave my O-ring second degree burns. I made a mistake. There is no solution.
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uint16 @remix.net · 28/02/2026
yet today i needed an adjustable wrench (or SPANNER, g’day!) and the first bin marked “tools” had one. The experiment is a success my doubters could only watch
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uint16 @remix.net · 19/02/2026
7 out of 10 dentists agree
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uint16 @remix.net · 19/02/2026
The doomsday clock of korean boybands is currently at 11:52 Every additional member gets us one minute closer.
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uint16 @remix.net · 19/02/2026
YOLO-noscopy
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uint16 @remix.net · 19/02/2026
Colonoscopy
Chat text:

Remote: I’m going to be completely out

Local: Normally I’d say to keister any money you have so they don’t steal it, but it would be the first place they look.

Local: Hopefully you got honest nurses today
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uint16 @remix.net · 19/02/2026
Dear reddit, I was looking at my cats belly today and I noticed these two weird bumps. I looked further and found 4 or 6 more similar bumps. When she has a litter of kittens, she’ll also lactate a milky substance and let them nurse on the “bumps”. Any idea what we’re looking at? Also she’s a girl.
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uint16 @remix.net · 15/02/2026
Maybe if you have one that looks like #Dr.Strange ‘s EDC?
https://dkcustomcoatings.net/product/sig-p320-x-compact-grip-module-in-dks-paint-splatter-theme/
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uint16 @remix.net · 01/02/2026
LOL .. Sorry, I mean Lal.
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uint16 @remix.net · 26/01/2026
mission impossible: tom cruise’s retirement check has the handshake to let you know one of the antagonist and the protagonist are bro-4-life now The military regulation handshake transition is trembley like they’re not sure if they want to give into bro-for-life urge but finally do. Fuck this film
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uint16 @remix.net · 26/01/2026
mission impossible: final destination, go fuck yourself for the whole movie but especially this part:
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uint16 @remix.net · 26/01/2026
subtitles person must be from reddit?
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uint16 @remix.net · 23/01/2026
Took me a few minutes to realize this wasn’t the “Get your finger out of my face” scene from Brain Candy
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uint16 @remix.net · 20/01/2026
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uint16 @remix.net · 19/01/2026
Parallel universe where things are slightly different aesthetic
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uint16 @remix.net · 07/01/2026
You could see the conservatism start to creep into the comics as he got deeper into the cult.
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uint16 @remix.net · 24/12/2025
The straw doesn’t help me here does it..
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uint16 @remix.net · 22/12/2025
Who can forget the “Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are dead” friendship between these guys
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uint16 @remix.net · 22/12/2025
Talent borrows, genius jerks-off in the shower.
An anime character saying “If I could draw well enough, wouldn’t I be able to churn out smut and turn myself on?”
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uint16 @remix.net · 19/12/2025
Technology moves so fast every time I turn around there’s a smaller, faster Gom Jabar.
Picture of a hand heating gadget, not actualky a Gom Jabar. The joke is that you put your hand into a Gom Jabar.
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uint16 @remix.net · 13/12/2025
If only it were that simple.
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