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@relegatedthings.bsky.social
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Data Analyst. Works in business of losing elections. All I know is none of this was my fault. Passively seeking something else to talk about besides politics.

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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 5h
How has this guy’s lawyer not filed some kind of appeal on cruel and unusual punishment grounds yet?
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 8h
If you photoshop the badge out of the picture this just looks like a construction worker who went on a mass shooting.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 13h
The thing that pisses me off is that his approval was the same if not better Year 1 which was a non stop assault on everything that made liberals happy. Now it’s find out time and oh wow well now he’s super unpopular I guess. No lessons will be learned.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 13h
Can’t wait to hear what journalists and politicians will say to justify staying on Twitter in the wake of this nightmare event.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 13h
Code name: Middle Passage
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 13h
Uh…my great-grandparents were Ellis Island Italians in the 1920s. Why does it sound like he’s talking about the Conquistadors?
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 13h
The anti-abortion “every life is precious” folks apparently find $6,000 too high a price to pay to save a life. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 15h
Painting the side of a building isn’t vandalism if it’s paid for by the owner. Which says there is a preferred “correct” building appearance by the “owner”. The government has a preferred “correct” demographics for the country it runs. This is overt white nationalism.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 15h
The last bastion of true Trump supporters. This is scraping through the bottom of the barrel into the garbage cesspool underneath it.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 15h
Hegseth is in favor of public executions for treason you say?
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Good Doctor: Note Taking
Alt: Good Doctor: Note Taking
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YES on 40 NO on 41 NO on 42 for all CA friends out there
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 15h
Everyone knows that the first step to fiscal responsibility is to demand a pay cut. For like motivation or something.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 15h
Doesn’t he mean “Super” News?
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 16h
It’s because they see providing a job as doing a favor for someone. The Amazon driver peeing in a bottle should be grateful they even bother to pay him for this work. The accountant should be thankful he’s not replaced with a calculator. Performing labor for capital is a privilege in their eyes.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 16h
Musk sold his soul and eventually everything he ever cares about for a cheap piece of tat given to him by the worst person to ever hold the office of president. An award so meaningless that it actually disparages the recipient rather than honors them. He should have stuck to cheating at Diablo.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 16h
I wonder which kitchen table issue the capitulation Democrats will ask us to focus on instead after Trump nukes Tehran on November 4th?
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 16h
By the way, what are these cereal box medals he appears to be giving away to the billionaires that kiss his ass the hardest?
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 16h
Those leg braces are fighting for their lives. If he didn’t have them he’d be flat on his face right now. The media would have never allowed President Biden to be this infirm.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
Hmm…demand is stagnant at this price despite supply being limited. I’ve tried raising my prices even more but demand keeps falling. I wish someone had taught me what to do in this situation but it’s completely unknown to the field of economics.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
Nobody is allowed to appear smarter than Trump who is currently the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
If law enforcement is “heroic” for simply doing their jobs and setting aside that it appears they created this incident to make themselves look better. What does it mean if they don’t do their jobs? Like the Epstein case for example. Does that make them villains?
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
You hired us to solve a problem that we only made worse over the last two years. Clearly, it’s a bigger problem than you realized so shut up.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
At least we’re better than the admin we say is the worst ever that completely destroyed our country! How much better? Doesn’t matter. Stop asking.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
I’m still avoiding bagged salads because nobody gave a convincing update that the poop parasite went away and now nobody talks about it anymore. I hate living like this.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
Trump declares that he’s giving Iran about a month of free nuclear weapon development time because he’s worried about success in the elections he’s not running in.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
If you’re not familiar with these games, this is a task that can take seconds to do yourself. Sure it’s “neat” that your chat bot can figure this out and do the thing. But it would only be useful if you didn’t want to play the game and what’s the point of that?
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
I normally hate seeing “I let ChatGPT play [insert video game] and you won’t believe what happened!” content on my YouTube page. But I finally clicked on one out of curiosity. Basically it spent thousands of tokens and took literal minutes to draw a few blocks of street grid in a city builder.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
The head of our government is clinically demented and incapable of performing his duties. Every member of the cabinet is violating their oath to the constitution by not invoking the 25th amendment.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
They made a similar claim about email and the internet and look how that worked out for us.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
It’s far more likely that 99% of Americans want to strap Musk to one of his rockets and fire him into the sun.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
He’s talking about the Confederacy. The monuments he cares so much about were of literal traitors. The Trump cult is built on bringing back the slave owning South.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He has no authority to decide so this is pressure to commit treason.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Claim your free Trump knife” feels like a threat.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I made a mistake and I’m confident that I’m enough of a dumbass to make the same mistake again if given a second chance.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Instead we want to become regular. Less than. Ordinary. There’s nothing special to the human soul. A heartless string of numbers flipping switches in a silicon chip is the equivalent of a vital organ cared for, nurtured, and shaped for decades. All of existence is grist for the mill.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Put these people back in prison.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Trump family severance pay isn’t nearly as lucrative as we’re led to believe.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Plastic surgery is a hell of a drug
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
White Sox had me thinking Catholicism was real for a second there.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No he wouldn’t. He doesn’t care about those cities either.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watch everyone’s faces behind him. They know this is fucked up and they know they’re a part of it. They’re all monsters in the eyes of history. I hope the realization makes them miserable every second of their worthless existence.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cops and their unions are not part of worker solidarity.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This sucks and you should delete the post. Nobody wants you to bring evil jobs to your state. There are enough people working the orphan crushers already.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tillis wouldn’t even be able to win the NC GOP primary let alone the White House.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sure, sure, sure. He just started a war that affects every country on the planet with multiple adversaries on each side that will have global economic consequences for decades to come. But at least we don’t call it World War 3.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you’ve ever worked in politics you know that there is no scheduling conflict that supersedes the POTUS. People tell their wives and children “sorry but the president is coming” all the time. Throughout our entire existence as a country. Nobody is too busy for the president. Trump is that toxic.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No. Nothing is permanent. We’ll destroy this too. In fact, let him do it so that the next president can bulldoze the whole thing and nobody can stop them. I’d love to see the look on his face while he watches from prison or hell.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope Trump sees this. I’d love to hear his opinion on this strategy.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s the small things that I notice. Like his Chief of Staff looking at the families of dead military members with all the evident passion of a stage manager checking the set dressing.
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