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@relegatedthings.bsky.social
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Data Analyst. Works in business of losing elections. All I know is none of this was my fault. Passively seeking something else to talk about besides politics.

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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 47m
It’s so weird how the biggest idiots in the world have the confidence to say “this terrible thing? My decision. Yep. I came up with it. All the shit on the floor? Right from my butt.”
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Carolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 57m
Bruh, you literally JUST SAID "no fatties" and "no weirdos"
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 54m
He also said in the hearing that the Marshals Service was aware of where he was and had records to the fact, but Republicans won’t believe anything they don’t see with their eyes and even then it’s a coin flip at best.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 58m
Just kick him out of the party. Bar him from the caucus. Make him switch instead of letting him choose the moment of maximum impact. If he talks like a Republican, acts like a Republican, and raises money like a Republican, then he’s a REPUBLICAN!
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 1h
He’s been doing this act since the inauguration and he still doesn’t get that people think he’s an asshole.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 4h
He’s got a robot walking assistance device holding him up and he doesn’t remember. Nobody this old and shaped like that can stand like this without gravity taking over.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 4h
The only question is did Natalie show him the social media posts and he demanded the change in a ketchup slathered rage? Or did she spot the story and order the change because she knew it would make him throw a tantrum?
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 17h
Thousands of a very certain kind of bro are updating their pitch decks and Squarespace websites tonight.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 18h
They didn’t even put the text that said what team he was seeing on the sign. This texts on this poster could be about any ticketed event at any time really. Two thirds is dedicated to their drama collage, so it’s not like they didn’t have space for more proof.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 18h
Republicans: “We are 1.7% better than the Biden administration (on average) which we believe to be the worst administration in history.”
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 22h
This genius quoted Stalin while he was literally doing the quote. The intense stupidity of the GOP causes physical discomfort.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 22h
Trump and AI CEOs are set to perform the “pinky swear” ceremony in the ballroom construction zone later today.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 22h
“What would you say if I made up something incriminating about you that was incredibly easy to disprove? You’d disprove it to my face in real time? Hmmm yes…that makes sense, next question.”
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 23h
Wonderful news. Hopefully Bryon can find someone that doesn’t shame him and force him to hide who he is in order to further her political career. Live your best life, king.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 23h
The stupidity is funny and these people deserve to suffer. But the thing that pisses me off about this is that Trump won in Atlanta. That was the case that gave us his mugshot and could’ve sent him to prison. But he convinced society the prosecutor’s love life meant he didn’t commit a crime.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty)
photo of Schmitt's team holding up a poster board that made false claims about Jack Smith's whereabouts in February 2024
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They probably realized they messed up like ten minutes before the hearing, but they already made the printouts. Then they figured they could just mumble mouth an accusation and let the story die on background before the evening news.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our most helpful tool against MAGA fascism is the complete incompetence and rank stupidity of its adherents.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Truth is the ultimate defense against defamation.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I find it amusing how everyone has to seem really attentive and enthusiastically agree with the Trump praise others dish out because they don’t want to seem disloyal on tape. But Trump squirms and dozes in his seat like a toddler that hates going to church.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dunno, I’m no foreign policy expert but it seems like it might be better to ask Putin to stop his invasion of another country for conquest and murder. I’m sure Zelensky would be fine with that.
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is what trillions of dollars of investment and half a decade of development in AI gets us. Please stop trying to convince us this is a viable product that we need to let take over our lives and society. This is the sunk cost fallacy writ large.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hopefully the lavish state dinner Trump just gave the Chinese will teach them a lesson and they’ll stop this nonsense.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’ve got a lot of people who can replace Trump. We don’t got nearly as many good options for replacing Schumer which is also important.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This and the covid shut down were probably the best actions for climate change brought about by catastrophic mistakes from Trump. Turns out if you disrupt all human activity then the environment does better.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Natalie: “This is the video I made of Hillary Clinton going to prison.” Trump: “That’s my favorite. Remember ‘lock her up’? Very popular chant. I came up with it one day when I thought you know she should be ARRESTED for what she did.” Hagerty: “Yes, sir. Very funny sir”
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The thing about Trump’s personal lawyer being the AG is that only terrible lawyers want to work for Trump.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the founders wrote the 1st amendment the news was often EXPLICITLY BIASED. Anyone with a printing press could squirt out enough copies to gain legitimacy in a colonial town. Very much like modern social media in a way. They absolutely did not want the government deciding what truth was.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Say a little prayer for Talarico’s data staff if this gets anywhere close to a recount.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope the guy sitting behind home plate of Nationals 162 in the Trump 2028 hat gets untreatable cyclospora.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can feed me all the nuanced arguments about AI as a tool or that it doesn’t “akshuly drink that much water” or whatever. But the fact that Trump is all in on it is the best and only reason you should need to want to smash it all with hammers.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the Senate has 51 Democrats next year, no it doesn’t because this asshole will absolutely switch parties to give his buddy JD Vance the tie breaker. If there’s 52+ he stays in the party to keep milking those sweet “token Dem agrees with Trump” TV hits until he loses his next election.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One: Obama didn’t do anything of the sort. Two: this is the most pathetic act by a journalist I’ve ever seen. “Please sir, stop violating the 1st amendment. It’s not fair. 😢” CNN and everyone else should stop interviewing all Republicans until it’s reversed. This is cuck shit.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The funny part is that this is clearly AI generated so this loser is imagining having fun with assholes rather than actually having fun with them.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hmm, so strange that an industry predicated on shoving their unwanted product into every aspect of our lives is run by a group of people that apparently get off on non-consensual sex acts. I wonder if those things are somehow connected. 🙄
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do people understand how bad the politics have to be for this tapioca brain to come out against them?
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Elon Musk is a color of law traitor and deserves to be tried, convicted, and appropriately punished as such. This is not a position anyone can argue me out of.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And Xi was like, “why would we buy them when we can just steal them from you idiots?”
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is reverse imposter syndrome a thing? Like, I look around and more and more I see the only people succeeding are just the worst, dumbest, craziest people imaginable. So now I’m worried I’ll never be terrible enough to get ahead.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does he understand that insurance companies call these people “perfect customers”?
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I fully support ads that are just “look how fun and cool it is to be a commie”
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The GOP: Party of government price fixing. The Communists will be proud.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lol is Musk the only one without a date? What a loser.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See when you want your spoiled baby to take his medicine you’ve got to give him a voter registration database to play with…as a treat
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wu on redistricting if Dems get control: "You do the exact same thing that they did to you until they say mercy" and agree to national, bipartisan reform.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It could be entirely possible that he thinks this kind of stuff will fix his popularity issues.
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Relegated Things @relegatedthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Voters are notoriously terrible at this.
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