crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 16hhe has a CRAZY qi deviation himself in the middle of trying to save sj and lqg and then it’s yqy who kills lqg !!!! 110
Reposted by crimesEury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞 @peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026lqg feeling like he's getting cucked while he's actively being spitroasted 13410
Reposted by crimescorrin @lavenderandrue.bsky.social · 19hnow im thinking about lqg, who is not a small man, being practically swallowed up in yqy's borrowed robes. sweaterpaws and all 0123
Reposted by crimesEury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞 @peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 20hbasically lqg using sj as an excuse to think about yqy nonconning him bc you know. yqy of course would never. sj on the other hand... there was no telling what kind of depravity that lecher could come up with. he had no limits. but even with his dirty tricks lqg could always fight him off 1132
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 20hbingqiu convinces him to keep the compression socks on during sex and he's so confused he's like i thought the point of sex was to take clothes off ? maybe this is not really sex . 1170
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 20hor even if sj and yqy got it together when they were children and they both thought it was a ridiculous fairytale about neither of them and only later they realized that it really is about them both when they get their courtesy names 120
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 20htheres so many good options for when he gets the book ... i guess there's the classic "lbh is 14 and lqg isn’t dead yet" but it'd be also fun if yqy got the book like right after he got to cang qiong and before pulling xuan su 110
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 20hsooo many possibilities .. i liked the part in devil venerable where because the books are limited to following the pov of only certain characters, it makes someone very knowledgable about what that person is doing but nobody else, which feels like it'd be really fun to play with 110
Reposted by crimescorrin @lavenderandrue.bsky.social · 13/07/2026liu qingge gangbang but it's just everyone lovingly kissing him senseless, i KNOW that man is weak to kissing 24411
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 21hnew fic idea where yqy gets a webnovel copy of pidw à la devil venerable 1202
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026insofar as i know about straight women they actually are that fixated on each other’s breast size 😭😭 030
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026stephen king as a male writer who fixates weirdly on women’s breasts is really getting saved by the fact that the entirety of “carrie” is women who are fixated on their own bodies/sexuality and other women’s bodies/sexuality and bullying other women for these things 270
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026one thing about my job is that they want me to do all sorts of stuff that require long stretches of focused time by myself but nobody ever fucking leaves me alone 0110
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026how tf is stephen king doing this. he’s somehow channeling the exact experience of being a high school girl 020
Reposted by crimesapples 🍎 @suddenlyapples.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Jiang Cheng should’ve confronted his shixiong in this fit #applesdraw #jiangcheng 37727
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i’m reading the original carrie book and i gotta say. stuff that was considered lowbrow popular fiction 50 years ago would now be considered elitist tryhard shit today 1140
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i can feed the ones i have lol from huihuidreams … idk if it’s a standard shimeji it’s technically a desktop pet 110
Reposted by crimesEury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞 @peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026lqg getting so sweet when he's drunk....... so pliant........... you can just tug him around with no resistance 0206
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026accidentally starved my qijiu shimejis by not feeding them for 24 hrs. shimeji yqy was polite about it but i feel like if he had the power to he would have killed me for letting shen jiu go hungry 1190
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026in the revised version of abusive romance baili qingmiao is off being the new sect master and also god and wenren e and yin hanjiang are just in the background like jumba and pleakley 1124
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026yin hanjiang is going to get an A in being obedient 1110
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026at least 95% of wenren e's charm is the way that he's so casually powerful that he just expects other people to obey and behave themselves in his presence. and then he's like "why does yin hanjiang just do whatever i ask of him" ok then you shouldn’t have made yourself the most obeyable dude ever 1131
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026writing a sequel to the yueliu alpha/alpha fic is the devil talking. i must not succumb to the temptation to write more lqg pussy 2110
Reposted by crimesP H Lee 🪬 @p-h-lee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026she said "you can do anything in fiction as long as the situation afterwards is more interesting that the situation before." since then i have been keeping an eye on character death in fiction. many writers seem to think that character death "raises the stakes" but actually just makes things boring 121265282
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i found o&o shut up really helpful for unfucking windows if you don't already use it! it has so much bullshit running in the background www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10oo-software.comO&O ShutUp10++: Improve Windows data protectionEnable recommended privacy options and make Windows 10/11 leaner and more private with just a few clicks. 110
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026they’re really committed to wenren e and yin hanjiang having “fought over a robe” for about an entire month 110
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026probably ... i usually think of wangxian calling each other lan zhan and wei ying as them getting to embrace their true childhood selves again, so it does sort of feel pointed that jiang cheng and jin ling are both also always referred to by their childhood names 010
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026why did mdzs's ending feel like legitimately nothing was resolved 120
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026it didnt cover this but i also have wondered this a lot ... well, wwx's term of endearment for lan wangji is lan zhan, so maybe it's like that, and jiang cheng is too stuffy to be that informal with wei wuxian ...? 120
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026WHAT YOU MEAN THEY DIDN’T GET IT 😭 in the donghua the yi city guys are even drawn to look like the zhanchengxian trio 😭😭😭 110
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026genuinely i get why lan wangji wanted to lock this fucker up. there's like no other way to get him to stop running away from intimacy 110
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i forgot about the whole thing where the song lan/xiao xingchen/xue yang ot3 went super fucking hard and i was like well that was an interesting aside. and then the core transfer reveal happened + the imagery of wwx blindfolding jiang cheng and i Understood 1140
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026wei wuxian ur determination to assume that nobody wants you around is the thing that's driving other people away im going to beat him with a stick 120
Reposted by crimesEury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞 @peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026chengxian petplay but like wwx teasing jc about what people would think if they knew he let his guard dog fuck him 03110
Reposted by crimescorrin @lavenderandrue.bsky.social · 10/10/2026binquan only one bed but nothing happens until the morning, when ldb, half-awake, thinks he's still dreaming and gives zlq a tender good morning kiss 1204
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026yqy/wwx will never ever ever be the one to make the first move and push themselves on others when they feel unwanted. unfortunately both sj/jc are also like "*i'm* not going through the mortifying ordeal of desiring and being rejected; i will never ever ever be the one to make the first move" 050
crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026wei wuxian plays it off like sect leader jiang is above squabbling with others and getting his own hands dirty so wei wuxian does it for him but they both know the truth. "sect leader jiang who's never drawn his sword" 1130
