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@relag.bsky.social
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Trying to find a happy medium between dying unloved in a ditch and achieving the bare minimum life has to offer. Hence why I'm on social media.

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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Aint no way Dr. Strange only saw one good ending for Endgame. There were infinite possibilities, there must've been one where Thanos slipped on a banana peel and fell down the stairs. Marvel's playing us for fools.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm seein' double here. Four Brains!
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Scene from Metal Gear Solid 2. Solidus asks Raiden "Do you know what day it is today?" To which Raiden responds "Zelda Movie?" with April 30th crossed out.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can anyone lend me $800 bucks? Need it for... rent... and food...
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kinda like that new Gundam Game trailer. Haro's just a dude in this one.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"No, your takes are too hot, your opinions too valid: please, don't start a podcast white boy." I'm sorry, but I must. People need to know if the 69th episode of tv shows are good or not.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Im liking the new Batman show, but can we talk about how on brand it is that J.J. Abrams is funding WB cartoons but doing it slightly worse than when Spielberg did it?
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mr. Donut is now Mrs. Donut presumably due to wokeness! Truly, Japan has fallen. SMH.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I never really liked the manga, but I'm liking the new Ghost in the Shell quite a bit. I think the pacing with the jokey bits works better in animation than in a comic book.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I know what people will say: "he's too old", "he's not even british", "he's been dead for six years". I don't care; Bring back Sean Connery!
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Why yes, I'm something of a Vibe Coder* myself. *I get really high while coding and forget what I was trying to do.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In hindsight, naming them "Apocalypse Crystals" was just asking for trouble.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hello, yes I would like the Alex Gunpla please. No, the Xarx. Yes, like if Alex were spelled by an insane person.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Announcing a game based on an anime before you announce the actual anime is the funniest shit. I hope Bandai Namco never changes.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What the hellos a Xark Zero?
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I wonder how my nintendogs are doing...
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Please Duelshockers, I'm begging you. We're not ready for Metroidvania-like/Metroidvania-light discourse. Society will crumble.
A Duelshockers article titled "10 Non-Metroidvanias that feel like Metroidvanias". Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2, Leon from Resident Evil 4, and the guy from Prey are pictured.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm sorry for my unprofessional skeet yesterday. I had just come back from the Up-and-Out and my best pinlighter got high on catnip right before I needed them to chase a dragon. I'll take care not to post while my chestbox is in the red from now on.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I HAVE TO CRANCH! GIVE ME MY CRANCHING WIRE! MY BITCH WIFE HATES IT WHEN I'M UNDER THE WIRE BUT IF SHE DIDN'T WANT ME CHANCHING SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE MARRIED A SCANNER IF I DON'T CRANCH I MIGHT AS WELL BE A HABERMAN: LET ME CRANCH!
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
He shoots a web, sure that's fine. Nothing wrong with that. He spins a web of ANY size? That's just fucked up. We have to keep our children away from that guy.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I like doing human things. Walking bipedally, grasping things with my opposable thumbs, lamenting the unrelenting passage of time and our imperfect lives. You know, human stuff.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The think that irks me the most about this Iran thing is that Trump undid all the hard work Jared Kushner put in bringing peace to the middle east.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Saw that Digital Circus movie. #TADC
Based on the Gundam "Cool Robot" meme. Pomni on the left, the audience saying "Wow! Be Yourself or something." The missed message being "If you meet a sexy frog don't fumble".
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy father's day to everyone's favourite Dad-husband-brother-cousin: Alex from Street Fighter 6! #Alex #SF6 #fathersday
Alex from Street Fighter listening to his pregnant wife-sister-cousin's belly.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The line between critique and consumer review has never been blurrier and it's infuriating.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Finally, people can practice thumb wrestling without buying all the expensive equipment or risk of injury. Thank you Nintendo.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Surprised Green Puppet
Alt: Mona from Nanalan looking in awe at a dog's paw poking through a fence.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Just a random thought, but Stuart Little is an abomination unto God, while George Shrinks is just a Weird Little Guy.
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My Wife Took The Fucking Air Combos In The Divorce
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Laufey: So... how did you die? Lysandra: Kratos murdered me in a blind rage. Laufey: Haha! Yeah, sounds like my husband. Lysandra: ... Laufey: ... Lysandra: MY husband.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Library: Serious Latin Hard to Pronounce "R" sounds Makes you think of learning (lame nerd stuff) Liberry: Funny silly English Always delightful to say Makes you think of berries (delicious) Clearly there's only one path forward.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Fucked Up that penguins exist but we can't go frolic with them. Why would God deny us this whimsy?
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Everyone wants to wear a cape but no one is brave enough. This is why, for $15 an hour, I will follow you with a large fan and ensure your new cape flails majestically in the wind. Hit me up.
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finalcake @finalcake.com · 28/05/2026
One of my favorite parts, when Yuji Naka hated the English title for Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg and suggested another name for the title:
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
There's 5 seasons of the Macgyver reboot?! (Not mandalorian related, just astounded such a thing exists)
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
There was a Boba Fett tv show?! You're shitting me...
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Born too late to ride dinosaurs as construction equipment; born too early to have a domesticated raccoon as a pet. Truly, mine is the worst generation.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Mom wants to see Mandalorian and Grogu. Now I gotta watch 3 seasons of television and read whatever young adult novel explores Martin Scorsese's Glup Shitto cameo character by next Tuesday.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Aint no way Dr. Strange only saw one good ending for Endgame. There were infinite possibilities, there must've been one where Thanos slipped on a banana peel and fell down the stairs. Marvel's playing us for fools.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Big day for Grogooners tomorrow.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I deserve a tithe. Get the woke pope on the phone. Surely if anyone understands it's him.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A travesty. Goes against all laws of nature.
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 16/05/2026
Xbox is now XBOX. Believe it or not, Microsoft appears to be rebranding Xbox www.theverge.com/news/931918/...
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Xbox is now XBOX
Believe it or not, Microsoft appears to be rebranding Xbox.
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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 12/05/2026
you're not ready for this one www.twitch.tv/giantbomb/cl...
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GiantBomb - My grandma passed away...
Watch GiantBomb's clip titled
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
So, did the UK fuck it up again?
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Gender? I barely know 'er!
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Joining polymarket just to bet on whether or not there's a cheeky reference to the monsterverse in here.
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