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@relag.bsky.social
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Trying to find a happy medium between dying unloved in a ditch and achieving the bare minimum life has to offer. Hence why I'm on social media.

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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Aint no way Dr. Strange only saw one good ending for Endgame. There were infinite possibilities, there must've been one where Thanos slipped on a banana peel and fell down the stairs. Marvel's playing us for fools.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm seein' double here. Four Brains!
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm seein' double here. Four Brains!
The simpsons joke where the mobster Legs says "I'm seein' double, four Krustys!" but the Krustys have brains superimposed on them.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Autotext does finish my attention and Grogu I don't know 😕 to do when he did the AMD cpu. So there's that.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So long as they can't be tricked by arm possession followed by self hypnosis, I dont see a problem with it.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AI can't jump into a cactus bush after an actor got hurt while shooting "Even Dwarves Started Small." You need a human to do that.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Scene from Metal Gear Solid 2. Solidus asks Raiden "Do you know what day it is today?" To which Raiden responds "Zelda Movie?" with April 30th crossed out.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh a horse! I thought you wanted a hearse.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can anyone lend me $800 bucks? Need it for... rent... and food...
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kinda like that new Gundam Game trailer. Haro's just a dude in this one.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thats what Gqux should have been. A timeliness where Zeon just kept producing bigger and bigger Zams.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"No, your takes are too hot, your opinions too valid: please, don't start a podcast white boy." I'm sorry, but I must. People need to know if the 69th episode of tv shows are good or not.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Which Bible?
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Look kid, had to deal with "The Thousand" as an 8 year old and now you do too.
Spider man villain The Thousand, a hive mind of spiders jumping into a man's mouth and taking him over.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Im liking the new Batman show, but can we talk about how on brand it is that J.J. Abrams is funding WB cartoons but doing it slightly worse than when Spielberg did it?
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mr. Donut is now Mrs. Donut presumably due to wokeness! Truly, Japan has fallen. SMH.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I never really liked the manga, but I'm liking the new Ghost in the Shell quite a bit. I think the pacing with the jokey bits works better in animation than in a comic book.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I know what people will say: "he's too old", "he's not even british", "he's been dead for six years". I don't care; Bring back Sean Connery!
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hope they make it take longer in the remake. So we can enjoy it more.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Remember: 1. As long as you parry you never get guard broken. 2. Unlock the Mikiri Counter ASAP, the game does not function without it.
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Scott Mcneil is still alive. Hire him and youre already half way there to a Gundam x dub. No AI needed.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Why yes, I'm something of a Vibe Coder* myself. *I get really high while coding and forget what I was trying to do.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In hindsight, naming them "Apocalypse Crystals" was just asking for trouble.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hello, yes I would like the Alex Gunpla please. No, the Xarx. Yes, like if Alex were spelled by an insane person.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Announcing a game based on an anime before you announce the actual anime is the funniest shit. I hope Bandai Namco never changes.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What the hellos a Xark Zero?
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I wonder how my nintendogs are doing...
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nice! You playing the EU version with the og names or the NA version Ubisoft put out?
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
By the above definition Valve is technically an indie studio.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nuku Nuku posting; you love to see it.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
As someone who spectates fighting games this is just correct. No one likes a time out.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Please Duelshockers, I'm begging you. We're not ready for Metroidvania-like/Metroidvania-light discourse. Society will crumble.
A Duelshockers article titled "10 Non-Metroidvanias that feel like Metroidvanias". Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2, Leon from Resident Evil 4, and the guy from Prey are pictured.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Funner fact: there are more Final Fantasy 7 games than there are Final Fantasy games.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I would kill for a midnight hour. Could finally catch up on some sleep in those coffins.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm sorry for my unprofessional skeet yesterday. I had just come back from the Up-and-Out and my best pinlighter got high on catnip right before I needed them to chase a dragon. I'll take care not to post while my chestbox is in the red from now on.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I HAVE TO CRANCH! GIVE ME MY CRANCHING WIRE! MY BITCH WIFE HATES IT WHEN I'M UNDER THE WIRE BUT IF SHE DIDN'T WANT ME CHANCHING SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE MARRIED A SCANNER IF I DON'T CRANCH I MIGHT AS WELL BE A HABERMAN: LET ME CRANCH!
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
He shoots a web, sure that's fine. Nothing wrong with that. He spins a web of ANY size? That's just fucked up. We have to keep our children away from that guy.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I like doing human things. Walking bipedally, grasping things with my opposable thumbs, lamenting the unrelenting passage of time and our imperfect lives. You know, human stuff.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The think that irks me the most about this Iran thing is that Trump undid all the hard work Jared Kushner put in bringing peace to the middle east.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Saw that Digital Circus movie. #TADC
Based on the Gundam "Cool Robot" meme. Pomni on the left, the audience saying "Wow! Be Yourself or something." The missed message being "If you meet a sexy frog don't fumble".
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy father's day to everyone's favourite Dad-husband-brother-cousin: Alex from Street Fighter 6! #Alex #SF6 #fathersday
Alex from Street Fighter listening to his pregnant wife-sister-cousin's belly.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The most surprising thing about this is that Gihren actually has sex.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The line between critique and consumer review has never been blurrier and it's infuriating.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Finally, people can practice thumb wrestling without buying all the expensive equipment or risk of injury. Thank you Nintendo.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If they don't give us the option to use the original Wii faces they're cowards.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Surprised Green Puppet
Alt: Mona from Nanalan looking in awe at a dog's paw poking through a fence.
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Relag @relag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Just a random thought, but Stuart Little is an abomination unto God, while George Shrinks is just a Weird Little Guy.
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My Wife Took The Fucking Air Combos In The Divorce
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