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Rein Schommer

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I’m a reasonable man, get off my case.

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Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra @captainflack.bsky.social · 8h
Jim Reid. Glasgow. 1983.
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Hourly Spaced @hourlyspaced.bagpuss.org · 10h
Can't we go down the pub?
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S02E01 Back February 23 2001
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I see the Conservatives are trotting out the old tax cuts again.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This morning, I will mostly be… procrastinating.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see yer da has found a new place to live.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a scene and what a use of that song. The Bear was always about Richie and not Carmen.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This new Beck album is outrageously good. The strings are almost Nick Drake-like. Big fan of sad Beck.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The 9 albums that made me (subject to change daily) - www.my9albums.com
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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Sex Bomb Mary Queens"
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lancashire.
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Homelander's Sarcastic 'What A Surprise'
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got tickets for the Scum game… except they were for the boys as I will be in Spain. #lufc
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Luis Suárez's Freaky Friday Reaction
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Leeds United - unofficial @lufc-unofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🥳 Happy Birthday, Rod Wallace! #lufc
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exclusive footage as Portugal squad say goodbye to Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Jay Inbetweeners
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Are house spiders getting bigger? Josey on line 1…”
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 29/09/2026
I've got quite the game of Top Trumps planned this evening
A screengrab from the 'Lovehoney UK Sex Map 2026' listing the statistics for the Brighton area (places in the bottom 48% for sex toy purchases apparently) 

Various categories are laid out in the manner of a Top Trumps card:

Average dildo length - 7.1"
Average dildo girth - 5.2"
Lube Volume - 134.466 litres
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone explain in football terms please.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well that will be getting a listen this week.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lee Dixon there, amazed that the World Cup winners are a ‘really good’ team.
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like Oasis won’t be the only second division act to play at the Etihad next summer, eh lads?
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pep Guardiola right now. #MCFC
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A timely reminder that these halfwits wouldn’t be doing this if it was pissing it down.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why is Cassidy wearing gloves? #UniversityChallenge
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David Tennant Says Bit Weird
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Earl Spencer releasing a book he will have written while going through his 3rd divorce is it?
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Ok Right Side Eye Meme
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m sorry but you can’t have a footballer called ‘Affengruber’.
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That Is Ridiculous
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Really pleased Stephen Graham got to do a voiceover for McDonald’s. You never see him in anything nowadays, will have needed the money to pay the bills.
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Ron Swanson's Annoyed Glare (Parks And Rec)
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A new series of Strictly is it?
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You're Joking, Not Another One!
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🎶 Your football is shit, Your football is shiiiitttt, Roberto de Zerbi, Your football is shit 🎶
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me that time I met Yaxley-Lemon.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Burnley conceding an equaliser in the 93rd minute.
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Sickos Haha Yes
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just seen how Spurs are getting on.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eurythmics comeback single.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A very good morning to all supporters of Manchester United Football Club 🌞
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Lalo Salamanca: Eduardo Lalo Salamanca's Smile
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bad night for Karl Darlow
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ickle Yaxley-Lemon throwing support behind Ed Sheeran now is it?
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bruce forsyth
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
‘Self-exile in Russia’
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Seinfeld: Big Communist Scene
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reflecting on seeing James Trafford play in the flesh a couple of times. #lufc
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So not only is my (relatively) new supervisor a scum supporter, he told me today that he comes from Huddersfield originally.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well that was a satisfying evening. #lufc
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Put 5Live on and they are still talking about crimes against This Is Manchester United Football Club.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It seems that Man Utd supporters have forgotten the 20+ years of decisions going their way in every single game.
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Man Eating Red Candy
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Having a lovely bottle of wine because I don’t have to go to work tomorrow.
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Conan O'Brien's Awesome Giant Wine Tasting
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some lovely booing there.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
London’s Noel Gallagher having a day out I see.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A few weeks ago you were talking about a place that recycles old computers @junkyardfool.bsky.social Do you still have the details?
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Harry McNally @harrymcnally.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
John Lennon , Amsterdam 1968
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope all the Spurs fans spent a lot of money to watch that.
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Archie Gray. Come on son…
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TheParisAngel @theparisangel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It did start a quite funny chain of events though. “Shut the fuck up. It’s a gig, not LinkedIn” “Pardon?” “You fucking heard” “What you going to do?” “Go to your house in West Didsbury” “How do you know I live there??!” “🙂”
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
De Zerbi should start looking for holidays for after next weekend because there’s little chance he will still be Spurs manager.
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