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David Wood

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A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist. LUFC

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 37m
Been given some #cans of that Moretti with salt in. Not sure whether to drink it or pour it on my chips
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 1h
Just sorted my car insurance out. It’s been £20 a month for the last 2 years. Renewal for next year sent out - £29 a month. Phone them up & they reduce it to £24 a month in a matter of seconds after picking up the phone. Why not just send me that price to start with & not waste everyone’s time?
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 18h
Narcos
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 20h
The two dog week starts tonight…
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 21h
Glad that Harry Kane will tomorrow equal (& soon pass) Peter Shilton’s England appearance record. Mainly because you know for a fact that Shilton will be extremely pissed off about it
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching the end of the wales game & Mrs W suddenly bursts into “Ampadu how does it feel when you won the war?” to the tune of ABBA’s ‘Waterloo’. Surely there’s potential here for a better song than the current ‘Agadoo’ based effort? #lufc
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been to Primark to buy myself some bits for winter - just stuff for wearing at home/walking the dog etc. Got 2 sets of pyjamas, 1 zip hoodie, 2 pairs of jogging bottoms & 3 jumpers. All for less than it’d cost to buy a Leeds united shirt.
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bad night for Luca Modric
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This beast has taken up residence at the side of our house
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
England seem to play Croatia a lot these days, don’t they? They’re the new Poland it seems
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just been told by me mam that my sister’s got tickets for her & her mates for oasis at knebworth. Disgraceful that I’ve been left out of this
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And we’re off…
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Home after a long & shitty week - next week promises to be even worse. Looking forward to a Chinese & a beer or 4
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Toyed with the idea of taking Wood Jnr to an #lufc away game (she’s never been to one unless you count Wembley) a couple of years ago. Made a couple of half arsed, unsuccessful attempts to get tickets. Decided to have another go this season but make a bit more of an effort. Probably no chance mind
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve never watched the Traitors or indeed the celebrities one. Don’t even know what it is apart from that it’s hosted by her with the fringe & loads of eyeliner.
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIP Esther That's Life spoof (c) British Broadcasting Corporation, BBC share.google/tsFtnGnHUzwy...
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BBC Not The Nine O' Clock News - That's Life Spoof
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seth Johnson looks err, different. #lufc
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can’t both have got the job @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social @captainflack.bsky.social
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@philmch.bsky.social good night that. Not that any of us remember too much about it 😂
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know nothing about American football but I’ve just flicked on to channel 5 & it’s on. It’s being presented by Dermot O’Leary & the ‘pundits’ feature an ex boxer & an ex Olympic hockey player. Seems a bit of a mish-mash
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching another Netflix thing about another one of those batshit American religious types that basically treat women like worthless sex objects & the rest of it. How the fuck do these looney’s get away with it for so long?
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennium cone
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Both Man City defenders giving goals away tonight. Didn’t see that coming… almost as if they’re a bit distracted
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Know what? As meh as this nations league thing is (I’ve no idea how it all works) at least this is a proper game.
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fair play to England there. Putting 2 past Spain in 45 minutes is no mean feat. They only conceded 1 in the World Cup
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#batwatch
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Henry Cavill one for the spreadsheet? @matthebat92.bsky.social Both colour & replacement I reckon
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lovely afternoon for it
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Where have they parked all their e-bikes? That’s what I want to know
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No Karl Darlow for Wales tonight I see. Out with a broken filling.
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That spurs home game getting moved to a 12:30 KO can piss off
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Best websites/apps for getting your car valued anyone? Not selling it, just need it for insurance purposes
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Facebook has reminded me that my brother & I were in Ibiza 15 years ago today. 15!
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@junkyardfool.bsky.social didn’t you post something the other week about what you spend at the football without realising you’d spent much?Didn’t think I’d spent much yesterday but about £67 (the 10p bus charge will be £10) on parking, bus, food & a few drinks. Albeit for 2 of us but still.
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, the kit Palace wore yesterday would’ve been the home kit in previous seasons but is now their away kit. Is that right?
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not a great spectacle watching #lufc today of course - which happens - but today I had the added ‘bonus’ of sitting next to the world’s sweariest, angriest man for 90 mins. He elevated this to another level from the minute Aaronsson came on. Absolute whopper
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Back in jeans…
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finished S3 of ‘Euphoria’ last night. Fantastic stuff. The last few episodes were like a Tarantino movie
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kenny Dalglish May 1989
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where in town do the football special (P2) buses leave from these days? #lufc
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In an extreme bit of forward planning, I’ve booked the dog’s lodgings for when we go away next August. Even though we’ve not actually booked a holiday yet & wont be doing so until about Christmas at the earliest.
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just seen a couple of mutuals on here (who both seem like really good blokes) referring to Man U in a thread as ‘United’
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Disappointed Disappointed Fan
ALT: Disappointed Disappointed Fan
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bad night for Karl Darlow
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thinking of buying a hedge trimmer as my manly garden related purchase for autumn. Might even buy one of those extension poles as well seeing as I don’t like ladders & I’m a short-arse
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Erling celebrating the fact that the team he supports are 3rd here. Obviously
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Very much one for the ‘we’ve had worse nights’ file. We just look like a decent, well organised, strong team & everyone knows their jobs. Newcastle poor obviously but we look capable of giving most teams in this league a tough game. Hopefully back it up on Sunday #lufc
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
1st half analysis. Decent #lufc
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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As I’ve left my reading glasses at home like a fucking idiot, I’ve decided it would be a smashing idea if I used my brains & kept an old pair in the car. Just in case
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