David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 37mBeen given some #cans of that Moretti with salt in. Not sure whether to drink it or pour it on my chips 000
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 1hJust sorted my car insurance out. It’s been £20 a month for the last 2 years. Renewal for next year sent out - £29 a month. Phone them up & they reduce it to £24 a month in a matter of seconds after picking up the phone. Why not just send me that price to start with & not waste everyone’s time? 140
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 21hGlad that Harry Kane will tomorrow equal (& soon pass) Peter Shilton’s England appearance record. Mainly because you know for a fact that Shilton will be extremely pissed off about it 2352
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Watching the end of the wales game & Mrs W suddenly bursts into “Ampadu how does it feel when you won the war?” to the tune of ABBA’s ‘Waterloo’. Surely there’s potential here for a better song than the current ‘Agadoo’ based effort? #lufc 180
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Been to Primark to buy myself some bits for winter - just stuff for wearing at home/walking the dog etc. Got 2 sets of pyjamas, 1 zip hoodie, 2 pairs of jogging bottoms & 3 jumpers. All for less than it’d cost to buy a Leeds united shirt. 250
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This beast has taken up residence at the side of our house 220
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026England seem to play Croatia a lot these days, don’t they? They’re the new Poland it seems 010
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just been told by me mam that my sister’s got tickets for her & her mates for oasis at knebworth. Disgraceful that I’ve been left out of this 210
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Home after a long & shitty week - next week promises to be even worse. Looking forward to a Chinese & a beer or 4 120
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Toyed with the idea of taking Wood Jnr to an #lufc away game (she’s never been to one unless you count Wembley) a couple of years ago. Made a couple of half arsed, unsuccessful attempts to get tickets. Decided to have another go this season but make a bit more of an effort. Probably no chance mind 520
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve never watched the Traitors or indeed the celebrities one. Don’t even know what it is apart from that it’s hosted by her with the fringe & loads of eyeliner. 110
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026RIP Esther That's Life spoof (c) British Broadcasting Corporation, BBC share.google/tsFtnGnHUzwy...share.googleBBC Not The Nine O' Clock News - That's Life Spoof 110
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You can’t both have got the job @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social @captainflack.bsky.social 120
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@philmch.bsky.social good night that. Not that any of us remember too much about it 😂 200
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know nothing about American football but I’ve just flicked on to channel 5 & it’s on. It’s being presented by Dermot O’Leary & the ‘pundits’ feature an ex boxer & an ex Olympic hockey player. Seems a bit of a mish-mash 110
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Watching another Netflix thing about another one of those batshit American religious types that basically treat women like worthless sex objects & the rest of it. How the fuck do these looney’s get away with it for so long? 010
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Both Man City defenders giving goals away tonight. Didn’t see that coming… almost as if they’re a bit distracted 030
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Know what? As meh as this nations league thing is (I’ve no idea how it all works) at least this is a proper game. 010
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fair play to England there. Putting 2 past Spain in 45 minutes is no mean feat. They only conceded 1 in the World Cup 030
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Henry Cavill one for the spreadsheet? @matthebat92.bsky.social Both colour & replacement I reckon 100
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Where have they parked all their e-bikes? That’s what I want to know 030
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No Karl Darlow for Wales tonight I see. Out with a broken filling. 000
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That spurs home game getting moved to a 12:30 KO can piss off 000
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Best websites/apps for getting your car valued anyone? Not selling it, just need it for insurance purposes 200
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Facebook has reminded me that my brother & I were in Ibiza 15 years ago today. 15! 050
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@junkyardfool.bsky.social didn’t you post something the other week about what you spend at the football without realising you’d spent much?Didn’t think I’d spent much yesterday but about £67 (the 10p bus charge will be £10) on parking, bus, food & a few drinks. Albeit for 2 of us but still. 210
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So, the kit Palace wore yesterday would’ve been the home kit in previous seasons but is now their away kit. Is that right? 300
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not a great spectacle watching #lufc today of course - which happens - but today I had the added ‘bonus’ of sitting next to the world’s sweariest, angriest man for 90 mins. He elevated this to another level from the minute Aaronsson came on. Absolute whopper 5181
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Finished S3 of ‘Euphoria’ last night. Fantastic stuff. The last few episodes were like a Tarantino movie 010
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Where in town do the football special (P2) buses leave from these days? #lufc 300
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026In an extreme bit of forward planning, I’ve booked the dog’s lodgings for when we go away next August. Even though we’ve not actually booked a holiday yet & wont be doing so until about Christmas at the earliest. 020
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just seen a couple of mutuals on here (who both seem like really good blokes) referring to Man U in a thread as ‘United’static.klipy.comDisappointed Disappointed FanALT: Disappointed Disappointed Fan 390
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thinking of buying a hedge trimmer as my manly garden related purchase for autumn. Might even buy one of those extension poles as well seeing as I don’t like ladders & I’m a short-arse 230
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Erling celebrating the fact that the team he supports are 3rd here. Obviously 030
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Very much one for the ‘we’ve had worse nights’ file. We just look like a decent, well organised, strong team & everyone knows their jobs. Newcastle poor obviously but we look capable of giving most teams in this league a tough game. Hopefully back it up on Sunday #lufc 070
David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026As I’ve left my reading glasses at home like a fucking idiot, I’ve decided it would be a smashing idea if I used my brains & kept an old pair in the car. Just in case 000