Reposted by ReijaBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 4hIt’s long past time for the U.S. to get a new president. 1203731601
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 9hI just canned 11 jars of blueberry jam and every bit of skin that wasn't covered by oven mitts or clothing has tiny burns and purple stains. I don't know what it looks like I was doing, but I could probably make up a more interesting story than "I made jam". 000
Reposted by ReijaIriska @iriskaplays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026So porn’s banned, but we all just down for live streamed execution? Can’t watch two consenting adults have sex, but we can have snuff films, I guess. People just want healthcare. 1143
Reposted by ReijaNobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 09/10/2026BREAKING NEWS The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize to Navanethem “Navi” Pillay for her efforts to promote peace and international law. 751448549
Reposted by ReijaMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Who you gonna believe, the lying liar or your own eyes? 👀 530114802995
Reposted by ReijaProPublica @propublica.org · 05/10/2026NEW: Remember when John Oliver opened a church to expose how easy it was to get tax exemptions? This year, ProPublica reporters set out to establish private schools to test if, truly, anyone could open one. We founded two. Here’s how.propublica.orgHow ProPublica Reporters Became Private School Owners in 24 HoursThe reporting experiment demonstrates how easy it can be to open private schools that might then access public money. No credentials or background checks required. 7954212374
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Which homeowner has two thumbs and broke a whole-ass copper pipe while trying to unscrew a garden hose from a spigot and now has a brand new repair on the to-do list? This gal. 000
Reposted by ReijaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government. 7258091129
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My boomer mother who may or may not be in the early stages of dementia is now 10 minutes into a tirade about how she absolutely WILL NOT under ANY circumstances go to a nursing home. She says if she falls or sets the house on fire then that's just how she'll go. 🙄 000
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm trapped between two boomers both separately discussing their bowels with me. They both need daily fiber, in my non-medical opinion. 000
Reposted by ReijaLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If billionaires didn't want us to set all their stuff on fire then why is everything they own so fucking flammable, it makes no sense 2808
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Cough = coff Rough = ruff Plough = plow Slough = slew OR sluff @merriam-webster.com make it make sense?! 000
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026What is the highest office in which an immigrant like, say, Mamdani can serve in the US? Asking for a country. 010
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My summertime, toaster-oven-friendly sourdough loaf is cooling, and a loaf of banana bread is on the go now. The 1950s Joy of Cooking banana bread recipe is the GOAT. I grew up swapping the lemon rind for orange, so I still do. Otherwise follow the recipe. Except nuts. Gross. 000
Reposted by ReijaThe Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Do members of Congress actually do anything other than tweet, launder money and bankrupt the country?? 2282412537
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026A friend texts that they're in line at Chipotle and offers to bring you some if you answer before they get to the front. What's your go-to order? 000
Reposted by ReijaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/07/2026to hear Trump tell it, American elections were completely corrupted while he was president and he was helpless to stop it, then they were cleaned up by Biden ahead of Trump's victory in 2024, and now that Trump is president again they are once again becoming third world caliber 20588552609
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Dear underwear manufacturers, Please stop putting long vertical tags in the buttcrack. Sincerely, women. 020
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Watching four different cities' fireworks display while attending a rooftop screening of Independence Day. This is how you do it. 000
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I am supremely grateful to live near a sports stadium with year-round fireworks. My dogs and cats give 0.2 fucks about the booms. They'll look at each other, then at me, realize everyone is being chill, and go on about their business with just an occasional ear twitch. 000
Reposted by ReijaGuardian US @us.theguardian.com · 02/07/2026House Democratic subcommittee report outlines web of alleged corruption, wire fraud and pay-to-play schemestheguardian.comTrump hijacked US’s 250 anniversary to serve ‘political ideology and pet projects’, congressional report says 55538
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026A van full of enthusiastic Ecuador fans is parking at my neighbor's house. I went out and wished them luck, and got a very rousing cheer in response. 000
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Just home from a fantastic Juneteenth burlesque show celebrating Black history, women's empowerment, and Pride. The closing number was a group act set to a live performance of "Four Women". It moved me to tears, and that's pretty rare for me. 010
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026What is the highest elected position for which Mamdani is eligible? Asking for America. 000
Reposted by ReijaFran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 14/06/2026Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life 1975075639
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 13/06/2026How is it that the crew that ADDED trump's name to the Kennedy Center did it with a basket lift, but the crew REMOVING it has spent an entire DAY just building scaffolding? 040
Reposted by ReijaRenée Graham 🏳️🌈 @rygraham.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Props to CNN’s chyron writer: 402246544896
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Partner joined a horror book club and I'm reading along. I just read the considered-but-not-chosen book for this month and holy crap was I NOT expecting an unreliable narrator! Unreliable narrator is my FAVE genre, but it's hard to ask for recs without spoilers so this was 🤩 000
Reposted by ReijaMediapolitic @mediapolitic.bsky.social · 06/06/2026You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting. 64274011738
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Rest easy, Honey cat. You were the sweetest. 9/2010 - 5/19/26 010
Reposted by ReijaSome More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 11/05/2026You've been accepted to Warmbo University! Click here for more information - youtu.be/3VmBoZbMeUo 49311
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026"Hey, we've got time for a quick game of Risk!" -no one ever 000
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026On day 1 of home improvement staycation, I: Ordered a new mantel Bought paint, plaster, trays, etc Bought a storage shelf Cleared the mantel, fireplace, and tv stand and boxed it all Made a grocery list Tilled the garden bed Now I'm gonna shower. I think I did okay so far. 100
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I'm officially on vacation for the next week and a half. Fuck yeah. 010
Reposted by ReijaAndrew Kinsey @andrewkinsey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026We seriously should treat sports betting ads like cigarette ads: ban them. 401122471830
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Cody's Showdy is going live this evening! Y'all should watch, just sayin. 000
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I just had to square up against an aggressive escaped dog that attacked my leashed dog as I was trying to hustle her into the house. It was just me with a billy club standing between them and yelling until a bunch of neighbors came out of their houses. Now I need a drink. 000
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 24/04/2026...when the sleepytime edible kicks in just as the tornado sirens turn on... I'm fine, it was 20 minutes away. Now I get to sleep to a thunderstorm. 000
Reposted by ReijaOwen Blacker @owen.blacker.me.uk · 13/04/2026Your Kindle's not obsolete, it just needs a jailbreak — and I'll show you how it's done You can transform your old Kindle — even a bricked device — into the ultimate open-source reader. Here's how. www.zdnet.com/article/your...zdnet.comYour Kindle's not obsolete, it just needs a jailbreak - and I'll show you how it's doneYou can transform your old Kindle - even a bricked device - into the ultimate open-source reader. Here's how. 126401342
Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Oops. It's almost as if the trump regime fired all the people who used to translate. 000