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Reija

@reijalh.bsky.social
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Elder goth, bookworm, tea addict, cook. I do witchy shit and road trips and collect cast iron, teapots, tarot cards, and dead things. I have too many pets and they're all assholes.

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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 4h
It’s long past time for the U.S. to get a new president.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 9h
I just canned 11 jars of blueberry jam and every bit of skin that wasn't covered by oven mitts or clothing has tiny burns and purple stains. I don't know what it looks like I was doing, but I could probably make up a more interesting story than "I made jam".
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Iriska @iriskaplays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So porn’s banned, but we all just down for live streamed execution? Can’t watch two consenting adults have sex, but we can have snuff films, I guess. People just want healthcare.
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Nobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 09/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize to Navanethem “Navi” Pillay for her efforts to promote peace and international law.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who you gonna believe, the lying liar or your own eyes? 👀
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/10/2026
NEW: Remember when John Oliver opened a church to expose how easy it was to get tax exemptions? This year, ProPublica reporters set out to establish private schools to test if, truly, anyone could open one. We founded two. Here’s how.
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How ProPublica Reporters Became Private School Owners in 24 Hours
The reporting experiment demonstrates how easy it can be to open private schools that might then access public money. No credentials or background checks required.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which homeowner has two thumbs and broke a whole-ass copper pipe while trying to unscrew a garden hose from a spigot and now has a brand new repair on the to-do list? This gal.
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Snuskebill @snuskebill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I will never not share a haka.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My boomer mother who may or may not be in the early stages of dementia is now 10 minutes into a tirade about how she absolutely WILL NOT under ANY circumstances go to a nursing home. She says if she falls or sets the house on fire then that's just how she'll go. 🙄
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm trapped between two boomers both separately discussing their bowels with me. They both need daily fiber, in my non-medical opinion.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If billionaires didn't want us to set all their stuff on fire then why is everything they own so fucking flammable, it makes no sense
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cough = coff Rough = ruff Plough = plow Slough = slew OR sluff @merriam-webster.com make it make sense?!
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What is the highest office in which an immigrant like, say, Mamdani can serve in the US? Asking for a country.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My summertime, toaster-oven-friendly sourdough loaf is cooling, and a loaf of banana bread is on the go now. The 1950s Joy of Cooking banana bread recipe is the GOAT. I grew up swapping the lemon rind for orange, so I still do. Otherwise follow the recipe. Except nuts. Gross.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Do members of Congress actually do anything other than tweet, launder money and bankrupt the country??
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A friend texts that they're in line at Chipotle and offers to bring you some if you answer before they get to the front. What's your go-to order?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/07/2026
to hear Trump tell it, American elections were completely corrupted while he was president and he was helpless to stop it, then they were cleaned up by Biden ahead of Trump's victory in 2024, and now that Trump is president again they are once again becoming third world caliber
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dear underwear manufacturers, Please stop putting long vertical tags in the buttcrack. Sincerely, women.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not OC but I had to share.
Photo shows an old-style push-button hand dryer mounted on a painted cinderblock wall, presumably in a public bathroom. Across the top is written in black marker, "Push button for short speech by Donald Trump" with an arrow pointing towards the activation button.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Watching four different cities' fireworks display while attending a rooftop screening of Independence Day. This is how you do it.
A rooftop pub glows in the dark. Rows of people are wearing glowing headphones, watching a young Will Smith on the big screen. In the distance behind other buildings, fireworks can be seen exploding in the air above the barely-visible National World War One monument.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I am supremely grateful to live near a sports stadium with year-round fireworks. My dogs and cats give 0.2 fucks about the booms. They'll look at each other, then at me, realize everyone is being chill, and go on about their business with just an occasional ear twitch.
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 02/07/2026
House Democratic subcommittee report outlines web of alleged corruption, wire fraud and pay-to-play schemes
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Trump hijacked US’s 250 anniversary to serve ‘political ideology and pet projects’, congressional report says
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A van full of enthusiastic Ecuador fans is parking at my neighbor's house. I went out and wished them luck, and got a very rousing cheer in response.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just home from a fantastic Juneteenth burlesque show celebrating Black history, women's empowerment, and Pride. The closing number was a group act set to a live performance of "Four Women". It moved me to tears, and that's pretty rare for me.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
White text on a black background reads "Just in time for July 4th, the new Trump American flags have arrived." Below is a modified image of the US flag. The normally blue field has been replaced with algae green.
Below the flag, more text reads "Happy 250th..."
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What is the highest elected position for which Mamdani is eligible? Asking for America.
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Go submit a comment and spread the word!
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 14/06/2026
Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How is it that the crew that ADDED trump's name to the Kennedy Center did it with a basket lift, but the crew REMOVING it has spent an entire DAY just building scaffolding?
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Renée Graham 🏳️‍🌈 @rygraham.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Props to CNN’s chyron writer:
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Partner joined a horror book club and I'm reading along. I just read the considered-but-not-chosen book for this month and holy crap was I NOT expecting an unreliable narrator! Unreliable narrator is my FAVE genre, but it's hard to ask for recs without spoilers so this was 🤩
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Mediapolitic @mediapolitic.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.
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Susan @suziqleathers.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Fck Data Centers!!
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Rest easy, Honey cat. You were the sweetest. 9/2010 - 5/19/26
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Lori🩷🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @queengidget.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Some More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
You've been accepted to Warmbo University! Click here for more information - youtu.be/3VmBoZbMeUo
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"Hey, we've got time for a quick game of Risk!" -no one ever
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
On day 1 of home improvement staycation, I: Ordered a new mantel Bought paint, plaster, trays, etc Bought a storage shelf Cleared the mantel, fireplace, and tv stand and boxed it all Made a grocery list Tilled the garden bed Now I'm gonna shower. I think I did okay so far.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I'm officially on vacation for the next week and a half. Fuck yeah.
A screen shot of a movile phone is shown. Large text on the upper screen reads "All alarms are off". Below the text, three different inactive alarms are displayed.
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Andrew Kinsey @andrewkinsey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
We seriously should treat sports betting ads like cigarette ads: ban them.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cody's Showdy is going live this evening! Y'all should watch, just sayin.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I just had to square up against an aggressive escaped dog that attacked my leashed dog as I was trying to hustle her into the house. It was just me with a billy club standing between them and yelling until a bunch of neighbors came out of their houses. Now I need a drink.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
...when the sleepytime edible kicks in just as the tornado sirens turn on... I'm fine, it was 20 minutes away. Now I get to sleep to a thunderstorm.
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Owen Blacker @owen.blacker.me.uk · 13/04/2026
Your Kindle's not obsolete, it just needs a jailbreak — and I'll show you how it's done You can transform your old Kindle — even a bricked device — into the ultimate open-source reader. Here's how. www.zdnet.com/article/your...
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Your Kindle's not obsolete, it just needs a jailbreak - and I'll show you how it's done
You can transform your old Kindle - even a bricked device - into the ultimate open-source reader. Here's how.
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Reija @reijalh.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Oops. It's almost as if the trump regime fired all the people who used to translate.
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