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Éminence grease

@regutfart.bsky.social
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Temba, his arms wide. Two sheds. Boardgames, wargames, RPGs. Home lab antics. Data analysis. Excel. SF. Nordic Noir. Ignostic. Obscure references.

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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 21h
MORE CAKE LIKE THAN BREAD LIKE
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Where Beagles Dare
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I PITY THE FOOL
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
iClavdivs
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My HP Spectre x360 laptop has problems. The a, s, d, f and g keys stopped working. Having to use a wireless keyboard balanced onto top of the laptop keyboard. It's a good enough solution for having laptop on lap. It's also developing a clicking sound. Coming out of the speakers.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Waiting for painkillers to work.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adamski vs Edamski. DJ versus commodity cheese. "Everyone thought that was a really precocious and strange thing for an 11 year-old to do," Adamski recalls "but I just thought that's what everybody did".
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
COMBAT COLIN
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Constipation is miserable.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adamski vs Edamski. DJ versus commodity cheese. "Everyone thought that was a really precocious and strange thing for an 11 year-old to do," Adamski recalls "but I just thought that's what everybody did".
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Judith Sawyer @judsawyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Lads and lasses, I have a rude vegetable! #EstherRantzen #FunnyVegetables #RudeVegetables
Photo of my hand holding a carrot that resembles a penis with a pair of tiny testicles.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SAUSAGES #estherrantzen
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Who Shots @whoshots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The moron was of no further use to me.
I had already tested him.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I says, Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the hammer down
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lots of foot wiggling.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sharting is such sweet sorrow.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Left leg - torn calf muscle. Right leg - fractured foot. Lack of mobility. Lots of pain.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE WAY OF WINALOT
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A FREE PARKER PEN
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The keyboard of my HP Spectre x360 is malfunctioning. Unfortunately, replacing the keyboard is non-trivial. Forced to use HP Chromebook as my main machine.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If something costs £19.99, it is a “Princely sum”.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The so-called "experts" tried telling me the perfect blanket doesn't exist. They told me blankets are subjective. They said there will never be a perfect blanket. But tonight's Low Quality Ad, this magnificent Frog Stack Blanket, proves them dead wrong. collabs.shop/na1zsi
A woven blanket featuring an illustration of three stacked green frogs sitting on a lily pad against a neutral background with fringe edges.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Spend. Never ask why. store.theonion.com/products/jesus-i…
'Jesus Is My Health Insurance' Headline T-Shirt
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Something that can accompany mental health issues is (physical) health anxiety. It's also true that it can increase with age. Those niggling little symptoms might be something bad.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My leg is very painful.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
CARLING BLACK LABEL ADVERTS
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I NAME THIS SHIP SS TURDTANIC
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NOSTRADAMUS OVERDRIVE
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A light brown alien from "Dok the Potato Planet", the Gobbledok was known for its multi-colored mohawk hairstyle, its obsession for eating Smith's potato chips, and its catchphrase "chippie, chippie, chippie!"
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
QUEEN OF THE FROZEN PEA
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 20/09/2026
See Banksy’s been visiting the countryside.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ADVANCE IN SINGLE FILE
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'M WITH THE WOOLWICH
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
K9.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Teen-agers smoking weed in the back alley again.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
,,,,'Kin'ell
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RAP BATTLE BUT IN FRENCH
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MUFFIN TOP
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Health anxiety is rubbish.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pick it, lick it, flick it.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stygobionts
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Winston McKenzie is a knobber.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Steam train just went past.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should probably cook some food for myself but hunger is something I can ignore.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trouble at t' Pebble Mill.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Baggy Trousers? Baggy Trousers!
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My mop hasn't turned up. Sainsburys delivery running late. I have floors to clean.
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
FRENCH RAPPERS
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Éminence grease @regutfart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Waiting for a mop to arrive.
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