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take. their. accounts. away.

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do y’all HAVE a comms team? do you have PR? shut these fuckers the fuck UP

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1) girl; it is 4:30 am. go to sleep 2) shut the fuck…. up????

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i am again going to politely entreat on you to stop posting about any policy anything without running it past your comms team. as politely as possible, you are not actually capable of being appropriately objective, which you *should* be when talking about policy

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i look like the side profile on a quarter right now

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i look like the side profile on a quarter right now

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Linktree. Make your link do more.

extremely pathetic post, but does someone want to send me money for like a fucking haircut and some cat food lmao

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regretagarbo | Linktree

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i just came out of the bar bathroom and said, “i HAVE to wash my hair; i look like a founding father” half my head looks like fucking george washington rn

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geometric cuts for beards would be a billion dollar industry

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she doesn’t know about like global anything at all. it rules

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@ohaniceking.bsky.social “i don’t like the name vidal bc it makes me think of like a dictator. because like… vidal castro???? wasn’t he a dictator?” “bitch FIDEL. FIDEL castro. i. i’m gonna go vape” she is so pure.

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what he is going through is punishment enough for a lot

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so actually what he knows about me is that i love messy gossip

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okay, it was a 5 1/2 minute video, but it’s because something ABSOLUTELY psychotic happened to him lmao

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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 13h

OKAY NEVER MIND I GET IT

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okay i am choosing to believe the internet is just bad where he is because my god

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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 13h

oh no, the man who is obsessed with me is so in love with me he has sent me some kind of video of himself talking in his hotel room or whatever from the music festival he is at and it is so long it is taking forever to upload

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 13h

Saw your man collecting splintered and structurally weak materials for the family nest

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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 14h

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KING

avery brooks in an absolutely humongous knit sweater

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admitting it is crazy dawg

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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 16h

i went “grocery shopping” today (i am so broke)

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just because we had them when we were kids, it doesn’t mean it was good

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you gotta make the text in the actual posts unreasonably small for it to feel like real LCARS lmao. HUGE username, microtext for posts

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mox, nausicaans are bounty hunters. they throw darts at one another for recreation. a nausicaan is a very dangerous friend for a child

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once again, this is not an option for me

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it’s a hard cap they put on my specific account.

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it is so true what they say: on bluesky, being a cishet woman means you will never reach more than 19.4k followers

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i am just broadly assuming you do not want recommendations on serial killers and/or which star trek books are readable

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no but if you ever want to read about failed expeditions to antarctica or guys on boats having a Bad Time hmu

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i can’t even make jokes about how ed sheeran looks like a egg without my followers getting Confused. i just wanna post “egg sheeran” smh

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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 18h

do u ever think abt zahi hawass

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“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time?”

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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 18h

the entire right side of my body is so fucked up and tweaked from the neck down because of my EDS and whatever happened to try to counteract the iud pain on the LEFT side. i will never be free

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bitch, bareil never HAD a brain

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if yr attracted to me, i hope you get right with the lord

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i have played this movie at the bar SO many times

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one of my friends who works in the kitchen at the bar just got off work, looked at the tv, saw that i put the meg 2 on and said, “are you FUCKING kidding me” he is so mad at me

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controversial, but i think that was actually pretty funny

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remember the time they tried to prank him by pretending that one lady pissed in an egyptian tomb

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