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Ryaltris Lucaria

@regrab.bsky.social
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Still playing mario

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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every season for me is the "post"-season
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Playing Masterpiece has me realizing my SNES controller's shoulder buttons are ass. I now look at my Super NT like a sailor's wife gazing at the sea.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Primetime was absolute cinema. Our theater in a shitty dying mall was fully packed. Movies 100% back babyyy
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You did it bro
Crudely scribbled over Pope being presented the green orb to look like mario and the end goal orb.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you go to a museum and see a painting of a horse, know that the artist is flexing
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People in my town run red lights like crazy but are terrified of entering our multi-lane roundabout.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Making Samus act like the Doom guy in Dread was such a great move. Glad they seem to be continuing that thread in the new one.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We have the Zelda remake at home
Iron Eye from Nightreign. He is green and has a bow. My goat.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Splatoon Raiders has some funny level names
A mission labeled "Cyuuk Den"
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He's needs it so bad he needs a win
My man Rusty from Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
All I want is a game where I can drive around and listen to Yugo-nostalgia disco music. So simple.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The yoga class wth metal t-shirt college students: Ahhhhhhh time for my stretches. The yoga class with 47 year olds wearing Apple watches and huge metal charm bracelets: Eclipse from Berserk
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Too few understand the satisfying lifestyle of playing Scrandle with your wife and choosing the correct disgusting pizza dog that is 2% more scran than the other disgusting pizza dog.
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I can see how you get hooked on this
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
More people need to understand that these LLM technologies are closer to like innovations with floating point numbers, linked lists, OOP etc than some kind of sentient artificial intelligence.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
On careful re-evaluation of Dark Souls 2, nope still don't love it
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Im taking the money, I'll suffer a Kaizo Mario
Shadow the Hedgehog from Tails Gets Trolled so you already know what it says
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The California Kingsnake diet is sweeping the nation. Pet stores cannot keep frozen rats in stock.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Finally played through a bunch of newer (easier) SMW hacks. One of them, Tribute by JakAttack, was really stellar!!
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They should do the AAA video game thing in Kingdom Hearts 4 and make Sora look exactly like Haley Joel Osment
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Google Photos needs to stop acting like a pathetic worm
Google Photo notification on my phone just saying "wait, look"
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's crazy living so much of my life thinking fried was better than soft tofu. The ignorance of youth.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Someone should pay me 100k a year to write rulebooks. That would be sick
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nothing better than all the changes to your game prototype fixing all the issues you hoped they would.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Been watching the entire Saw series. Currently we are up through Saw 4, and you know what? So far, banger after banger.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Had a dream I was watching Star Trek TNG for the first time with my wife, and in the first episode Picard tucked Riker into bed and kissed him on the forehead, and I was like "yeah, the first season is a little weird, they were still figuring things out"
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Imagining a version of Nemo's War with dice combat similar to Arcs. Possibly the greatest game ever made.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Odyssey was great in a "all my favorite stars in fun costumes" way, which sounds dismissive, but yea that's why we love the movies!!
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Holy shmoly! Rico Nasty's RX is the perfect PERSCRIPTION for coping with another fuckass hot as shit summer
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
fuck it, I'm going to make a Marathon inspired board game
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hyper intelligent AI taking over the planet is a pretty cool fantasy because it imagines a world where all our siloed IT systems are actually integrated. Hope the AI likes downloading reports in excel and doing vlookups
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Using Regular Expressions definitely feels like making a deal with the devil. Like I don't like that we have to make the wicker man, but we need a bountiful harvest
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
New Charli basically sounds like crunchy old Amiga game soundtracks A+++
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
me, smugly, with my $0 winnings "heh some people just don't understand math"
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Not enough modern games look like they came from a CD-R your weird friend gave you that had 100+ warez/shareware titles. The new Jumper will heal the world.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Still mentally recovering from hanging with a couple that had a deep love of both Pokémon and UFC.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Substituting several ingredients and baking methods in this cheesecake recipe. Surely it won't be fucked up in any way after the 27 hours it takes to prepare.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ever since I moved to windows 11, Notepad stops responding every time I try and close it. Also they removed the ability to default .txt files to open with Notepad++.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yeah, I'm watching world cup
A computer generated rendering of Mr. BadlandsChugs drinking the entire world's oceans through a straw
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the 1991 CES trade show, Nintendo's booth allowed attendees to stand in front of a green screen, which would then be overlaid over Super Mario World, so they could "be in the game" with Mario. The bad syncing on the overlay gives the resulting footage an extremely amateurish appearance.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Rusty is back and somehow his life is even worse
Schlubby dog man proprietor Rusty, from Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My prototype version 2 looking slick
Grid of cardboard tiles with poker hands. So mysterious!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a chimpanzee in an enclosure is sitting on the ground and painting abstract streaks of color on a canvas lying in the grass. Panel 2: a couple is standing outside the enclosure, looking in. The girl says about the painting chimpanzee, “aww, that’s cute.” Panel 3: the chimpanzee is alone in his dimly lit studio, head in hands, holding a lit cigarette. He looks completely dejected, feeling misunderstood. There is a pair of glasses, a glass of whisky, crumpled paper, and an unfinished painting laid out on the desk in front of him. The walls and floor space of his studio are covered in his abstract paintings on canvases and paper. There is also a marble sculpture of a banana beside him.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It is my fault Destiny 2 is ending, I'm sorry!!! I used to play it all day but now I am married and spend my time making my wife enriching snacks and sparkling water.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Google Search has been disintegrating for a while now, so not too big a leap honestly. The Terminator flesh is falling off, revealing red eyed gleaming chrome skeleton underneath, etc
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Finished my 3rd playthrough of Lies of P for the Platinum. So many wonderful things this game does! It will be hard to resist another NG+ plus playthrough for the DLC
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
FF7 Remake/Rebirth are essentially Kindom Hearts games. They are cut from the same cloth. To enjoy one and not the other is merely a matter of what you are nostalgic for.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Didn't expect the music in Darktide to stand out but it is so cool.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Men used to admire James Bond but now all they want is games, bong. I guess you could say society has gotten pretty screwed up.
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Ryaltris Lucaria @regrab.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Using AI to code or draw is shameful. It's like never learning how to cook. Enrich yourself!
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