Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 16hBarman (not batman): get me 5 beers and the keys to the drunkmobile 000
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Saw this one thing saying baby boomers support tax hikes on younger people to prop up social security, imo they should just cut back on bingo nights and golden corral 000
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Does that include investing in not letting the FBI entrap vulnerable kids? If not then shut the fuck up 000
Reposted by ReftReft @reft01.bsky.social · 07/07/2026ok but like why would they design a robot that feels physical pain in the bottom of its feet specifically 001
Reposted by ReftReft @reft01.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We're smoking that shit that made Buddy Holly 111
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They're making me grapple with the inconceivable weight of the collective agony of the modern human experience at work tomorrow 000
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you left a waymo on cinder blocks how annoying would that be to the guy at the support office like would it constantly go off or just once every couple minutes 031
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They should give the fly brain scan the digital equivalent of like 20 beers 000
Reposted by ReftReft @reft01.bsky.social · 10/06/2026they hit the amazing digital pentagon turn on the TV 111
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I work kinda like how green lanterns do but it's with seeing my partner instead of a lantern and I look like this instead of green suit 011
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The kid from young Sheldon will turn into the actual Sheldon when he hits age 21 btw, it's like a butterfly metamorphosis he's gonna disappear for like a month in a chrysalis/cocoon stage then come out a fully grown sheldon 000
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Pizza discourse would be like uhh do you condemn pineapple??? 001
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Jim office if he were playing Joker: haha heehee I am the Jimkler 000
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 07/09/2026how many Vicodin doctors does it take for the herd of them to be called city 001
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If AI disappeared it would only impact my life positively because it only serves to make horseshit scam ads and porn 010
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have just been told they're putting me in a machine that makes you watch Flubber forever 010
Reposted by Reftdrilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026call me charlie kirks grave the way i be drinking piss 4786215
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 04/09/2026They should make another George Lucas museum or whatever but make it sensual images of Jar Jar and that only 000
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