Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 8hTelling the computer to cry about it and then getting executed by a lanky 22 year old wearing an anthropic t shirt 000
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 10/10/2026They are going to turn me into a rather rotund koi fish tomorrow 010
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Barman (not batman): get me 5 beers and the keys to the drunkmobile 000
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Saw this one thing saying baby boomers support tax hikes on younger people to prop up social security, imo they should just cut back on bingo nights and golden corral 000
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Does that include investing in not letting the FBI entrap vulnerable kids? If not then shut the fuck up 000
Reposted by ReftReft @reft01.bsky.social · 07/07/2026ok but like why would they design a robot that feels physical pain in the bottom of its feet specifically 001
Reposted by ReftReft @reft01.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We're smoking that shit that made Buddy Holly 111
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Curious that instead of actually responding to the frankly reasonable argument that was made you went to "lol you're terminally online and a loser" Almost like you have no real argument beyond scolding people for not blindly agreeing with you 010
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comBurning Job ApplicationAlt: you need to get a job. defending right winger gooner shit is pathetic. 120
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I would argue using "publicly try and fail to charm the people that both virulently hate myself and a sizeable portion of my voting base and would ignore basic logic and reality itself to say *their* guy is better, all the while demoralizing my side" as an election strategy is far, far more broken 020
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I mean yeah voters decide the election but it's kind of up to the candidate to have a platform worth voting for Not exactly 1:1 but if I try to sell, say, shit flavored ice cream and it doesn't do well do I blame myself for going all-in on a bad idea? Or do I just say everyone else is out of touch? 150
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"I dont use this website." You have posted/replied almost 120 times in two days 120
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't get how people can act like that and not realize that they're the most pathetic people on earth, if I behaved even like a tenth as stupid I'd be considering disappearing from public life out of embarrassment 070
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 04/10/2026pitched this to my partner she said "which one of us is gonna be the chud?" 0150
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They're making me grapple with the inconceivable weight of the collective agony of the modern human experience at work tomorrow 000
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you left a waymo on cinder blocks how annoying would that be to the guy at the support office like would it constantly go off or just once every couple minutes 031
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They should give the fly brain scan the digital equivalent of like 20 beers 000
Reft @reft01.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Saying something mean? I gave you legitimate advice dawg whatever this is you're doing is NOT it 110
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