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John Crisp

@reetspetit.bsky.social
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Owner of many old shirts & videos. Ex everything. Master of nothing. Know a bit about a lot. Linux server builder. GSoC AI mentor. ex RNLI helm. "Utter bastard" according to my best mates. A win. Estoy en España 🇪🇸 > I do not automatically follow back!

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 13h
I win the axe throwing competition EVERY. FUCKING. YEAR!
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Dictator Race
ALT: Dictator Race
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 12h
Again?
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 12h
Can't argue with that.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 14h
Damn - centre of Mexico was a good guess. Oh..... and Netherlands 🤣🤣 www.maptap.gg October 3 100🎯 98🔥 98🔥 98🔥 93🏆 Final score: 967
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 14h
Hope they also check against motion sickness in ICE cars, and the use of mobile phones.....
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 14h
"Dr Bill Yates, who has researched motion sickness at the University of Pittsburgh, says the body of research is "pretty sketchy at this point". "There's some anecdotal information, but not a lot of really serious, extensive studies done yet," he says"
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 14h
Any excuse at all to keep you buying internal combustion engines.... When there was no choice - car or no travel - you took a Kwell like my brother did. You wonder who funds this "news" ? www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Why electric cars might be making some passengers feel sick
Research shows there are several reasons people might experience motion sickness in electric vehicles.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 17h
A program that promotes lying & deceit is not top of my watch list.....
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 21h
What news on the Rialto? (qv Merchant of Venice)
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 21h
Biggest disappointment ever..... Saw him in Milton Keynes doing "I'm never playing this old boring stuff again" tour (until I need more money). It was more like karaoke, and he couldn't wait to get off the stage. Absolute snoozefest and very sad as it wasn't cheap.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you think you might like to hire me in a sailing or editorial field, please don't use A.I. to assess me or talk to me. It's about respect. Also about the fact that I will train your A.I. in ways you really don't want it trained.
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Brendan Boyle @brendanboyle.bsky.social · 23h
🇪🇸Latest piece for La Comunidad now in inboxes📬 A deep dive into Spain's housing crisis: Population, production, prices, parents, politics, and landlords. Enjoy, share, gracias amigos! brendyboyle.substack.com/p/spains-hou...
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Spain’s housing crisis by the numbers
Population, production, prices, parents, politics, and landlords.
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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of Wülferhampton 📎 @thomasashman64.bsky.social · 22h
The Genocide, is happening in The WestvBank As well
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MTG even 🤦‍♂️
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ha. Nikki made me laugh. MTJ must be wearing blue knickers 🤣
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👍👍👍
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok thanks. Drop you a line tomorrow.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
De nada ;-) Bloody websites....!
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PS some of your website text needs a little accesibility review ;-) Firefox mobile on Android.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can I DM you about a possible small commission? LMK.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love him or loath him, Sanchez is one of the smartest politicians I've seen in a while. He knows a good opportunity when he sees one and his "failure" to pass rent legislation is a hot topic with the people. "We need a majority to put this in place" may just shoot Vox & PP down in flames.
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Leroy Boyce @leroyboyce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I checked my flipping phone so many flipping times waiting for the latest @americanfric.bsky.social to drop. It was flipping good - especially @nikkimcr.bsky.social , who was fucking brilliant, as usual! @jacobjarvis.bsky.social @chrisjonesprod.bsky.social
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Usually I do, but not tonight!!
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't wait to get an electric. Next car for sure.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hissing down here right now, but seems to be moving offshore a bit following the radar. 🤞
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh dear I got blocked. I wonder who by? Clearly not up to criticism then 🤦‍♂️
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jeez Slow Horses has got dark. Possibly trying too hard to be "better" and outstaying its welcome. Hmmmm.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rain - snap 🤯
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Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuuuuuck
A ceiling with a missing section
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In other news, after a month long tour back to the UK, followed by almost a week of Mrs Reets 60th birthday celebrations, this morning I received a letter from my liver. The grapevine says my kidneys are coming out in support too.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looks my sons ceiling after he put his clodhopper through it last week 🤣
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feck me. Almost comical, except it isn't. 'US Government in failed murder attempt....' "It was a fear of a prolonged, painful, traumatic death, and that's what happened, minus the death." www.euronews.com/2026/10/02/c...
euronews.com
Female US inmate in critical condition after botched execution
Pike was 18 when she and her boyfriend beat and killed Colleen Slemmer, 19, at a job training camp for young people.
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Mi Julie aka Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No idea who she is but this photo I took of an unknown girl in Greenwich circa Autumn 2017 admiring the views of London just popped up in my memories. It's gorgeous isn't it? 🤎🧡
Girl standing in Greenwich looking at the views of London circa Autumn 2017
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He added that "American farmers, truckers, and businesses should not be left carrying the burden of a global diesel shortage". I don't see why not - they're the cause. #FAFO #TrumpBenefits www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
UK in talks with EU partners over fuel reserves after Trump diesel threat
President Donald Trump has threatened to ban diesel exports in a bid to ease prices in the US.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Europe starting to (rightly) decouple from M$$. Another #TrumpBenefit for the US (though this should have happened years ago) "Switzerland tests a FOSS escape route from Microsoft 365" www.theregister.com/os-platforms...
theregister.com
Switzerland tests a FOSS escape route from Microsoft 365
Swiss Army sticks a knife in American cloud apps with its own FOSS push
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤦‍♂️ Class.
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The Mead Hall Returning Officer @meadhallrofficer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The duly approved applicants for the position of Bretwalda are as follows. Coelnoth the presently undecapitated. Leofwine the not yet defenestrated. Wulfhelm. Incumbent. Aethelwold the currently undrowned.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn. You are slowly making me have to buy a contraption. Then I'll have even more things to fix. Grrrrr.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got me a Julie. Got me a list.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Go all OKR..... Edgy.
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Bob Ballentine @raballentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember, I Iive here and want it as much as anyone 🤣 But it isn't happening any time soon, for the same reasons #Brexit was a mess - everyone wanted something different. Agreeing a set of terms & getting 60% + in a referendum will be nigh on impossible for some long time as Roland points out.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sure. But under what terms....? FoM? €€€? No rebates? Yes I want to join (there is no "rejoin") but not on THOSE terms. (qv a million different Brexits/Joins) They want it back the way it was, ish. Probably minus FoM. But that is very unlikely to happen. Roland is quite right, unfortunately.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For all these reasons we won't join for a long time. People still want a cherry picked membership, and without freedom of movement. They want to "join" on their terms. Regrettably I think Roland is right. bsky.app/profile/rola...
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They're paranoid about Chinese spyware, but coveniently ignore the fact that EVERY manufacturer spies on you. And you think the US doesn't intercept any of that? 🤦‍♂️ apnews.com/article/sena... Senate punts bill to permanently ban Chinese cars until after midterm elections
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Senate punts bill to permanently ban Chinese cars until after midterm elections
A bill aiming to permanently ban the sale of Chinese vehicles in the United States stalled in the Senate as lawmakers headed for the exits until after the November midterm elections.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Regrettably Roland is correct IMHO.
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John Crisp @reetspetit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Indeed. My feelings entirely. The public want to cherry pick again, not join.
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LadyFluffyOrca 🫍📎 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bloody hell, this is wonderful.
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