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Reese Golchin

@reesegolchin.bsky.social
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
@calm.com Hey friends, thanks for being there 1,500 days in a row. More to come! 🧘🏻‍♂️
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Been a minute, but I thought I’d share about the sign I held at our #NoKings rally recently.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Trump= Pinochet
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Hey Hulu, I don’t have eczema. Please stop trying to sell me eczema medicine. Kthanksbye.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Watching Chelsea struggle against Brighton in FA Cup was not how I planned on spending my Saturday. 🤬
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Been, I dunno, don’t wanna say “laying low” but for lack of two better words, since the election. But this Kennedy Center business has me so fucking fired up This low-rent, Discount Mussolini is gonna try to clean his image, his heritage, to make himself Kennedyesque with this move. and FUCK THAT!
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
In these days of uncertainty and chaos, having @calm.com to meditate with each day has been helpful. Thanks for being there 1,300 days in a row. 🧎🏻
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Anyone wanting actual information about the fires in So. California without any misinformation, you can find it here. gavinnewsom.com/california-f...
gavinnewsom.com
California Fire Facts | Governor Gavin Newsom
Get the facts about the Los Angeles fires.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
All this pre-post mortem is the fucking worst! This added to South Asian MAGA entrepreneurs suddenly realizing their in league with racist asshats makes me want to punch myself in the face.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Phase 2
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I’m cooking while drunk.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Stunning
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Merry Christmas from our Golden Stella. 😍
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Reese’s Book Club recommendation!! (but from me, not Reese Witherspoon)
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Boundaries, my sistahs. Keeping goobers out and the love in since…well, forever.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
👍🏼❤️
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
That’s some cold ass chicken to serve a dude just trying to rock a look.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s a brutal day in a person’s life when the sudden, inarguable truth hits that you’ll NEVER be as cool as Lenny Kravitz.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Congrats to the New Jersey Red Bulls and their new stadium partners, the bullshit washed up magazine no one reads anymore since they fired their staff. Although that’ll be tough to get on a sign atop the joint.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Legit for a sec I thought you were referring to Charlemagne Tha God and I was all…
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a young boy wearing a black shirt that says woman on it is sitting on a chair .
ALT: a young boy wearing a black shirt that says woman on it is sitting on a chair .
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh thank GOODNESS you’re here!! 👍🏼❤️
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Crazy shit got you down? Listen to this, it cures a lot, no prescription needed. 👍🏼
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Agreed. AND! We should be able to examine the conditions that lead to this horror. People are being denied coverage as de facto policy and that shouldn’t be normal.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I’ve been hoping for a sign, something post-our election to give me the hope I needed to get off the mat. Then Syria happened. 🇸🇾 🇺🇦
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Congrats to LA Galaxy on their MLS Cup Championship. Got another ⭐️ on their kit, great job.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
We talkin’ Chelsea? City? Gunnars?
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Scott Galloway says it too. We cannot leave young men to wither and die like hothouse flowers on the alter of porn, gaming, MAGA and podcasts. I’ve spent years volunteering for mentor organizations, and I can attest that it’s a worthy spend of anyone’s time.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
all fucking day!!!
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If freedom isn’t free, then we must be willing participants. I’m planting my flag in this today, here, now. I’ll be in the streets if necessary.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Jeezus, what an insufferable fucking twat! Jonathan Chait and @theatlantic.com corner the market on elitist, out of touch bullshit that helped us lose an election to a convicted felon who will give pardons to criminals as though they’re cookies. Suck a dick! #Biden #Pardon
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This is such a trash take.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Congrats to Red Bulls and Galaxy for making the #MLSCup. Just like the World Series, we’ve got a NY v LA battle again.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
One of my ALL TIME favorite social handles is following a brother! Thanks @tastyofficial.bsky.social, I’ll try not to bore you to tears whilst stealing every delicious recipe you post.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Thank you!! Rules are indeed crazy.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I’m watching a SportsCenter highlights on the Georgia v Georgia Tech football game and someone is going to have to explain overtime scoring rules in #collegefootball because none of this makes sense.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
as an 🇮🇷 🇺🇸 born in Queens, NY (where TFG is from) I can’t tell you how abjectly strange it is to see a generation and a half of immigrants whose lives were turned upside down by two strongmen dictators get so giddy about a wannabe version with less charisma and no intelligence. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I ate too MUUUUUCH!
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a man is standing in a kitchen with a turkey on the counter and says these are my thanksgiving pants .
Alt: Joey from FRIENDS standing in a kitchen with a turkey on the counter saying “these are my thanksgiving pants” while pulling on the stretchy band at the waist.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
An important thing to remember this Thanksgiving and, quite frankly, the next four years beginning Jan 20, 2025.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving friend!!! May your table be as full as your heart.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I love em like they’re mine, I yell at em like they’re mine, I will punish their asses like they are mine, and if my phone blows up with a crisis, I’ll show up like they’re mine.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Good for you!!
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Go get a turkey baster. You only really need it once a year and Wednesday night you’re gonna realize you either don’t have one, had one but it broke or lost one in a move. Trust me, get one.
a hand using a turkey baster to baste liquid on a cooked turkey.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I hope he succeeds. AND, I never believed we should have signed him, especially to the exclusion of bringing back Saquan.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Chelsea beating teams they’re supposed to is legit a good sign with this young squad. Good result against Leicester.
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the logo for the chelsea football club has a lion holding a cane
Alt: the logo for the chelsea football club has a lion holding a cane
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
@calm.com Hey friends, my streak hit a nice symmetry no?
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My man has a point. We need to rethink this performative stuff and seriously stop virtue signaling because it’s not a value add, even if it aligns with our collective principles.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
“Let’s beat up the weaker kids!” 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
People, listen, I’m sincerely beginning to think MAGA isn’t serious, competent, or in any way shape or form dedicated to making Americans lives better. But I’m probably just being hysterical, right?
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Chuck FTW.
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Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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a group of people are dancing on a stage with a band behind them .
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a stage with a band behind them .
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