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Calm @calm.com · 18/06/2025
Sometimes acts of kindness and/or silliness are the best antidotes to the horrors persisting. 💙
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Calm @calm.com · 23/05/2025
If you have 3+ drinking vessels around you right now…please consider making one of them water. That’s all.
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Calm @calm.com · 15/05/2025
“Ok so if Max is going back to HBO Max, i think we should-“ Boss: “No you can’t rename us clam”
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Calm @calm.com · 09/05/2025
“I asked chatGPT —“ Yea, well, I asked a little clam living it’s best life in a tropical coral reef what the meaning of life was - and apparently it’s that - so now I’m a clam too and we’re all vibes bro.
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Calm @calm.com · 08/05/2025
Never forget that caterpillars turn into complete goo before becoming butterflies. Oh, this isn’t a metaphor for transformation…being a cocooned pile of goo just sounds kinda nice right now.
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SheKnows @sheknows.com · 29/04/2025
From Broadway to Rage Rooms, Ilana Glazre is partnering with @calm.com to bring working moms the support they need—IRL! 💪 Check out what the comedian told us about her latest partnership here: www.sheknows.com/parenting/ar...
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Ilana Glazer Isn't Finding Broadway Very 'Working Mom-Friendly' but She's Juggling It All
The comedian is a Broadway star by night and a mom of a 3-year-old by day.
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Calm @calm.com · 28/04/2025
Please don't forget to drink water, close your laptop, and wander off into a forest to start a new life living in a hollow tree and making acorn soup for your woodland friends.
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Calm @calm.com · 08/04/2025
If you’re fighting for a moment of peace in this chaotic news cycle, a moment of stillness in your racing mind, and a moment of quiet in your overstimulating day…I just want you to know that see you. 🫶
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Calm @calm.com · 07/04/2025
I wake, stretch my arms up, and release a guttural sigh, so loud, that it silences the birds outside. Mountains tremble. A deep sea leviathan wakes. The Hubble telescope turns around. In the distance, sirens.
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Calm @calm.com · 04/04/2025
Today, I’m just a little penguin giving each one of you a pebble because you deserve it and I like you.
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Calm @calm.com · 26/03/2025
You’re randomly added to a group chat and, much like your public Venmo feed, you KIND of know these people, but not really. What’s your first text?
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Calm @calm.com · 25/03/2025
I don’t want to hustle, or grind, or crush it. I want to lie down. And no, I won’t be “getting this bread” unless it’s a REAL croissant in my face. Thank you for respecting my wishes.
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Calm @calm.com · 20/03/2025
Reminder: ‘Everything everywhere all at once’ is a great title for a movie, but not a very sustainable way to live.
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Calm @calm.com · 20/03/2025
Reminder: ‘Everything everywhere all at once’ is a great title for a movie, but not a very sustainable way to live.
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Calm @calm.com · 19/03/2025
*Opens internet* Nope *Goes outside. Walks down the road. Takes a new name. Moves to small beachside community to weave baskets by the sea and become part of local lore.*
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Calm @calm.com · 17/03/2025
Nap? Nap.
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Calm @calm.com · 07/03/2025
Yes, there’s always light at the end of the tunnel…but I feel like we all wouldn’t mind if the tunnel was a bit shorter. Like, we get it, it’s dark.
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Calm @calm.com · 03/03/2025
Sorry for the delay, was frolicking and dilly dallying in spite of all the things.
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Calm @calm.com · 28/02/2025
It’s okay to not be calm. Just wanted to say that in case you needed permission to feel whatever it is you’re feeling about… (gestures at everything).
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Calm @calm.com · 25/02/2025
Summarize your job in 5 points? Pass. Gonna summarize life. 1. Imagined I was a jellyfish floating with zero problems. 2. Felt the sun on my face. 3. Unclenched my jaw 153 times. 4. Exhaled a silent scream. 5. Was a silly goose.
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Calm @calm.com · 21/02/2025
Met my younger self for coffee. Told them that all that they’ve endured will help them develop a sense of empathy and humor that will help other people feel less alone in the world someday. They nodded and asked if we still had a sick burned CD collection and I said yea LOL it’s still in the car.
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Calm @calm.com · 18/02/2025
The early bird gets the worm. The night owl gets peace and quiet. The afternoon squirrel just vibes. The late-morning pigeon does brunch. The 4pm lizard gets tacos on Tuesdays. You do you.
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Calm @calm.com · 12/02/2025
Maybe you're not “bad at resting”... maybe society has conditioned everyone to believe that exhaustion is a personality trait. We're gonna unlearn it. Dare to nap. Sleep out of spite. Rest in rebellion.
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Calm @calm.com · 10/02/2025
I hope your day is a total vibe ✨
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Calm @calm.com · 06/02/2025
Rest is not “doing nothing.” Rest is literally how your body repairs itself. You wouldn’t yell at your phone for needing to be plugged in. You are allowed to recharge your existence.
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Calm @calm.com · 04/02/2025
Hey. Unclench your jaw. Drink some water. Scream a little. Do a silly little dance. Carry on.
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Calm @calm.com · 31/01/2025
Ok so…THAT was January. *Puts on suit of armor, goggles, and wields a rolling pin and DVD of Pride & Prejudice* Let’s do this February.
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Calm @calm.com · 30/01/2025
On harder days, be gentle with yourself. Be kind. Heavy emotions may require rest and comfort. You are a human being feeling all the things, and you were not meant to “power through” them. Take care. 💙
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Calm @calm.com · 28/01/2025
Stars can appear as beautiful and serene lights in a dark sky - but never forget - they are still exploding, burning infernos of color and energy. So, whether you’re feeling calm and collected or fiery and enraged, you are still a guiding light in the dark. 🌌
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Calm @calm.com · 28/01/2025
It’s okay to feel like crashing out. It’s okay to feel okay. It’s okay if today is hard. It’s okay if today is chill. It’s all okay.
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Calm @calm.com · 24/01/2025
*opens internet* *closes internet* *smashes computer Office Space style* *takes a deep breath* *is at peace*
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Calm @calm.com · 23/01/2025
Don’t forget that music has the power to support or shift your feelings. Pick a song and belt it out. I’m going with 4 Non Blondes “What’s Up” because it feels right for some reason.
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Calm @calm.com · 21/01/2025
Take a scroll break. Put down the phone. Go outside. Take a walk. Climb a mountain. Craft a wizards staff. Summon a dragon. Ride away from society. #selfcare
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Calm @calm.com · 20/01/2025
Don’t forget to unplug when you need to. Turn off the TV, throw the phone into the sea, and just exist as the human being on a flying rock in space that you are (that we ALL are).
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Calm @calm.com · 17/01/2025
When you’ve had a rough day, what is your go-to “reset” to help yourself feel better? Note: I want to know what you ACTUALLY do, not what you think you SHOULD do. If it’s unconventional, all the better!
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Calm @calm.com · 16/01/2025
Maybe we aren’t here to maximize our productivity and hack our schedules. Maybe we’re here to make soup, take naps, and hang with friends. Ideally in a hollow tree in a forest meadow.
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Calm @calm.com · 15/01/2025
We can do hard things… but it would be nice if they were a little easier. As a treat.
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Calm @calm.com · 14/01/2025
Everything right now kind of feels like…a lot. I know. Take time for yourself, wherever you are, and try to find tiny pockets of joy. A beautiful flower, the sparkle on the snow, your kid’s laugh, your pet’s soft fur. Feel free to share here to spread the joy. 💙
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Calm @calm.com · 13/01/2025
Hey, how are you? You holding up out there? I'm thinking of you. 💙
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Calm @calm.com · 12/01/2025
For anyone going through natural disasters or catastrophic events, I know how terrifying it feels. If you can, try to: 💙 Allow yourself to feel 💙 Focus on what is in your control 💙 Take it moment by moment 1/2
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Calm @calm.com · 09/01/2025
Try not to underestimate the power of community. Family, friends, colleagues, neighbors, the barista you see every day, your mail person, your kids' teachers, or the friends you've made online. Community can come from anywhere. When things are hard, please remember you aren't alone.
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Calm @calm.com · 08/01/2025
Sending so much care and support to everyone affected by the #LAfires right now. May the winds die down and all of you, firefighters included, remain safe. 💙
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Calm @calm.com · 07/01/2025
You know, sometimes it can feel good to let out a really long, dramatic, sigh. Some things deserve it. It’s 2025, we are done letting our minds swirl down an unwanted drain. Inhale personal peace, groan/exhale (gestures at everything).
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The Emergency Chicken & Other Stories @emergencychicken.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Sunday, and for a lot of us it means back to the day job tomorrow. That’s a double whammy of coping with the beginning of January and the Sunday Scaries! Here’s some advice if you are one of the 2 in 3 that find this hard. Thanks to @calm.com www.calm.com/blog/sunday-...
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Sunday Scaries: 10 ways to settle Sunday evening anxiety — Calm Blog
Sundays don’t have to be scary. Understand what causes Sunday evening anxiety, and learn how to beat the Sunday blues with our Sunday Scaries survival kit.
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Calm @calm.com · 06/01/2025
Give yourself an extra minute in bed, drink your coffee leisurely, pause and take a deep breath outside before getting in the car, and maybe whisper to the void rather than screaming into it. We’re going to ease into this new week (and new year) as gently as possible.
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Calm @calm.com · 03/01/2025
PSA: No, it’s still not time to circle back. That’s Monday. I am gently requesting that you step away from the keyboard. Thank you.
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Calm @calm.com · 30/12/2024
What’s your vibe for 2025? Some of mine: - Soft and slow - Gentle and forgiving - Feral and shrieking
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Calm @calm.com · 24/12/2024
Sending you cozy vibes and a hug today. Whatever kind of hug you need. 🫶
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Calm @calm.com · 20/12/2024
I hope you get a treat. I hope you get some rest. I hope something makes you laugh. I hope you feel a little better. I hope things get easier. I hope for all the things because you deserve them.
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Calm @calm.com · 18/12/2024
Wednesday is the new Thursday, which is basically Friday, and Friday is unofficially the weekend, and this weekend leads right into the holidays…so what I’m saying is we can start taking a break now.
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