Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025@calm.com Hey friends, thanks for being there 1,500 days in a row. More to come! 🧘🏻♂️ 010
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Been a minute, but I thought I’d share about the sign I held at our #NoKings rally recently. 130
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Hey Hulu, I don’t have eczema. Please stop trying to sell me eczema medicine. Kthanksbye. 000
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Watching Chelsea struggle against Brighton in FA Cup was not how I planned on spending my Saturday. 🤬 000
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Been, I dunno, don’t wanna say “laying low” but for lack of two better words, since the election. But this Kennedy Center business has me so fucking fired up This low-rent, Discount Mussolini is gonna try to clean his image, his heritage, to make himself Kennedyesque with this move. and FUCK THAT! 030
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 23/01/2025In these days of uncertainty and chaos, having @calm.com to meditate with each day has been helpful. Thanks for being there 1,300 days in a row. 🧎🏻 140
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Anyone wanting actual information about the fires in So. California without any misinformation, you can find it here. gavinnewsom.com/california-f...gavinnewsom.comCalifornia Fire Facts | Governor Gavin NewsomGet the facts about the Los Angeles fires. 041
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Reese’s Book Club recommendation!! (but from me, not Reese Witherspoon) 010
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024It’s a brutal day in a person’s life when the sudden, inarguable truth hits that you’ll NEVER be as cool as Lenny Kravitz. 020
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Crazy shit got you down? Listen to this, it cures a lot, no prescription needed. 👍🏼 010
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I’ve been hoping for a sign, something post-our election to give me the hope I needed to get off the mat. Then Syria happened. 🇸🇾 🇺🇦 000
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Congrats to LA Galaxy on their MLS Cup Championship. Got another ⭐️ on their kit, great job. 000
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024If freedom isn’t free, then we must be willing participants. I’m planting my flag in this today, here, now. I’ll be in the streets if necessary. 000
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Jeezus, what an insufferable fucking twat! Jonathan Chait and @theatlantic.com corner the market on elitist, out of touch bullshit that helped us lose an election to a convicted felon who will give pardons to criminals as though they’re cookies. Suck a dick! #Biden #Pardon 031
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Congrats to Red Bulls and Galaxy for making the #MLSCup. Just like the World Series, we’ve got a NY v LA battle again. 100
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024One of my ALL TIME favorite social handles is following a brother! Thanks @tastyofficial.bsky.social, I’ll try not to bore you to tears whilst stealing every delicious recipe you post. 100
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I’m watching a SportsCenter highlights on the Georgia v Georgia Tech football game and someone is going to have to explain overtime scoring rules in #collegefootball because none of this makes sense. 110
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I ate too MUUUUUCH!media.tenor.coma man is standing in a kitchen with a turkey on the counter and says these are my thanksgiving pants .Alt: Joey from FRIENDS standing in a kitchen with a turkey on the counter saying “these are my thanksgiving pants” while pulling on the stretchy band at the waist. 010
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024An important thing to remember this Thanksgiving and, quite frankly, the next four years beginning Jan 20, 2025. 010
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Go get a turkey baster. You only really need it once a year and Wednesday night you’re gonna realize you either don’t have one, had one but it broke or lost one in a move. Trust me, get one. 130
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Chelsea beating teams they’re supposed to is legit a good sign with this young squad. Good result against Leicester.media.tenor.comthe logo for the chelsea football club has a lion holding a caneAlt: the logo for the chelsea football club has a lion holding a cane 020
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024@calm.com Hey friends, my streak hit a nice symmetry no? 120
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024My man has a point. We need to rethink this performative stuff and seriously stop virtue signaling because it’s not a value add, even if it aligns with our collective principles. 040
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024People, listen, I’m sincerely beginning to think MAGA isn’t serious, competent, or in any way shape or form dedicated to making Americans lives better. But I’m probably just being hysterical, right? 130
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024In case y’all need pics of dogs, yer welcome. 110
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I can take a Monday with a slow rolling fog, so long as this guy’s with me. 050
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024NEPHEW: Can Trump be President a 3rd time? ME: It would take a Constitutional Amendment, so prolly not but don’t doubt he would want to. NEPHEW: well if he gets that Amendment we should run Barack Obama. 110
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024You wanna block Nazis? Yeah me too. (Hit SUBSCRIBE then choose BLOCK LIST) bsky.app/profile/did:... 121
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Oh good!! One insufferable asshat interviewed that other insufferable asshat to tell us why everything is terrible. 🤦🏻♂️ 010
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Sometimes, doing the small things make the biggest impact. At least I’m hoping it does. 010
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024“Please allow me to introduce myself…” Husband, father, raconteur. My wife and I spent the 6 weeks before the 🗳️ canvassing for VPOTUS in a swing state and I don’t regret one moment. I tell my kids how I was once cool, how I hung out with Madonna and Don Henley. My son: “Who’s Don Henley?” 🤦🏻♂️ 030
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Raise your hand if you feel like Jon Stewart has just become insufferable. 🙋🏻♂️ 130
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Still not watching news, and I gotta say the music underneath SportsCenter highlights can be very soothing. 010
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 11/11/2024@bsky.app, I need to be able to post clips that are longer than 60 seconds. Please and thank you. 000
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 29/10/2024“Tampon Tim” isn’t a jab at Gov. Walz. It’s MAGA’s way of telling our girls and women that their needs are a punchline to them. 030
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 25/10/2024You know what else I want to be on the losing side after this 🗳️? Polling 000
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 19/10/2024I’m starting to think Zuck and Mosseri are playing for Dems not taking control of the House and not wanting to field subpoenas from Gym Jordan on the “weaponization of social media against conservatives during the election.” Not that it excuses what they’re doing, but it tracks, no? 020
Reese Golchin @reesegolchin.bsky.social · 19/10/2024The irony that the very borough TFG is from would reflect not just diversity but safety is going to be lost on the people who will vote for him. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...bloomberg.comWhy Is New York City So Safe?Measured by homicides plus transportation fatalities, the city continues to be one of the least dangerous places in the US. 000
