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Reemt

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
iPhone Duo Vorbestellung: der Apple Pay Dialog „kreiselt“ eine Minute lang rum und zeigt dann „Zahlung nicht abgeschlossen“. Egal, welche von drei Karten. Dann halt nicht. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
ATM is eepy. ATM wants its VLC media player.
ATM machine displaying an "out of order" message. They chose to display a traffic cone symbol to go with it, that is actually the Icon for VLC media player.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
#WartezimmerToot
Meine Beine und Schuhe. Am Bildrand sieht man einen Impfausweis.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
@q I hope you responded in German that you understood his question.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
@timo vielen Dank für den Pick von indiesimulator.com. „Bier und so“ ist sehr schön. 😄
indiesimulator.com
Indie Developer Simulator
You have $99 and a dream. The dream is negotiable.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
@adamshostack Apple seems to assume you would use the “Erase All Content and Settings” feature, or if you can’t, erase your drive, reinstall macOS and shut down once the setup assistant appears. support.apple.com/102773
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What to do before you sell, give away, trade in, or recycle your Mac - Apple Support
Reset your Mac to factory settings to prepare it for the new owner.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
@ducky.ws oh. oh no. you just broke something in me.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
@q happened to me and a bunch of colleagues two(?) years ago with 1&1 O-RAN network. It took hours to resolve itself.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
@q from what I understand, paying for your health is quite normal in the country this offer is valid.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
@timo wenn es dir darum geht, völlig unlösbare Fragen gestellt zu bekommen: Only Connect. Eine Quizsendung mit bockschweren und völlig obskuren Fragen.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
@q It looks like it didn’t pay attention to a bridge with low clearance and got a bit squished in the process.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
I know it’s not crazy anymore, but being online at flight level 351 still feels strangely high-tech to me.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
Let’s go. #planestation
The station sign of Frankfurt am Main Flughafen Fernbahnhof.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
@jascha If I’m buying something for over €200, I usually compare prices and analyse either the running costs over the expected lifespan, or at least some of the product’s more obscure details. And if I were forced to do that on my phone, I’d go mad.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
Our new dishwasher comes with a 375 page open source software license PDF. 😆
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
@q is this what Amts do if confronted with a part of a name that consists of exactly one letter?
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
Punk ain’t dead. Punk is in retirement home: Saw an older punk sitting in front of the local retirement home. We did the weird "I see your unconventional hair style" nod.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
@dkub I’m waiting for the day I get a telemarketer on Discord while I’m gooning.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
@ccshan Damn, you can really be evil to yourself. 🥵 I can never get my brain to cooperate and hit myself properly.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
Turns out Irish learner's permits look like they are driver's licenses from the country of Luigi Land.
Irish learner's permit. There's a green rectangle with a white circle in it. The white circle in turn has a green capital letter L in it. It looks like the hat that Nintendos Luigi character wears.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
@jascha die Schilderung im Tagesspiegel-Artikel klingt Filmreif.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Jetzt im Edeka in Kalk im Angebot: Weichspüler
Foto aus dem Supermarkt: der Weichspüler ist im Angebot, wird auf dem Preisschild aber mit Encoding Fehler angezeigt.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
@q is that really how *that kind of slavery* works these days? 🤷‍♂️ Seems somewhat strange.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
@timo habe die Cool für 684 € bekommen. Frage mich jetzt, ob ich im Herbst die große kaufen soll und die gebrauchte kleine dann im Sommer 2027 wohlmöglich mit Gewinn loswerde. 🫢
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
[mentioning masturbation] Anyone have that issue where you'd really like to masturbate, but can't, because you're waiting for a package to arrive and you're afraid your dick won't go down quickly enough?
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
@Frank_NL I’m very definitely in camp 👎 I sleep for 4 hours per night or less. I can’t eat warm food. I get headaches that painkillers are rather ineffective against. All of that combines into less horny, not more. Aircon should arrive tomorrow.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
"Good news! GEL will deliver your parcel on 26 June between 7 am and 6 pm." Ah, good to know. That norrows it down a lot. 😅
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
@layer8 Oh, kombinierte Server- & Putzmittelräume kenne ich noch. Ganz einzigartige olfaktorische Eindrücke. Zitrusreiniger mit einer Note von angesenktem Staub. Auch gern gesehen: Kombinierte Mitarbeiterumkleide mit Serverraum. Das war erstaunlich staubig, hat den recht alten HP Server aber […]
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
No one: Wiener Linien: WiEn iSt dIe dErZeIt aM ScHnElLsTeN WaChSeNdE MiLlIoNeNsTaDt iN MiTtEl- UnD OsTeUrOpA.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
@q if you rename them 🔴, 🟡, and 🟢 there’s a good chance they’ll sort themselves more reasonably. Not really an option, if you want them accessible via some voice input though.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
@aphyr There’s at least one story on Nifty.org with that idea.
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
@Drub @Richboy50 @thickurt this reminds me of the guy that called me "impertinent and disrespectful" for not responding while I was at work. — Look, I don’t want to go to work either, but I gotta pay the bills somehow. 😆
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
@jascha also Bild vom Perso + Scan… demnach haben sie auch die CAN, die auf dem Ausweis steht. Und demnach alles was sie brauchen, um auch meine Fingerabdrücke aus dem Ausweis zu lesen‽
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026
For the first time, I got confused by a four digit number in a Mastodon profile: Is it a Chaos-Event DECT number, or a BLUF membership number?
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
@layer8 bitte sag mir, dass es so beim Pneumologen steht. 😆
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
@layer8 nein, eigentlich nicht. Lustig war noch das Ende: Als sie das Label am nächsten Tag fertig hatten, hat jemand Angst ob der vielen offenen Behältnisse mit Flüssigkeiten in der Nähe gehabt und das ganze wieder abgebaut. 😆
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layer8 @layer8.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
Noch ein besonderes technisches Highlight der #gpn24 🙀
LED Strahler liegt auf einem Tisch hinter einer Kaffeekanne. Die Kabel landen direkt in einer Klemme und von da aus geht weitere Kabelage hinaus aus dem Bild
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
@layer8 wenn du die ganze Story dieser Wagoklemm/Erdungskabel-konstruktion wüsstest … 🤣
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
@layer8 are you coming onto me? 🤣
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
As a non-parent that lives in the EU, there seems to be no new features at all. #wwdc26
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
Dang. Event drop is very evil this morning. #GPN24
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
#MRMCD26 liefert: Die #GPN24 Kartoffelecken mit MRMCD-Gulasch-Gewürz. #GrenzenÜberwürzen
GPN24 Kartoffelecken mit MRMCD-Gulasch-Gewürz
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
A puppy mask in your #GPN24 luggage? It’s more likely than you think. Free luggage check!
An item of luggage. The tip of the ear of a puppy mask is peeking out from a zipper that isn’t quite closed.
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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@Zwergi/11666920757… Pride was brought to you not only by the folks mentioned in the quoted post. It was brought to us by men dying of GRID, it was brought by men cruising in parks, on public toilets. It was brought to you by dykes on bikes, by the butch and […]
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
German credit bureau Schufa won't tell me my score. Instead, "Your score could not be retrieved." I asked for support via their webpage, but nothing for six weeks and counting. When calling, they say "We'll sort it out today or tomorrow." They don't. I guess this is turning into one of these […]
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026
@jascha zumindest hier in NRW wird die Einkommenssteuererklärung auch von KI geprüft. Von KI erstellt, von KI geprüft. Ist ein bisschen wie in dieser Karikatur, nur mit Steuererklärungen in der Mitte, statt mit E-Mails. marketoonist.com/2023/03/ai-written…
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AI Written, AI Read cartoon - Marketoonist | Tom Fishburne
One piece of slang that has long embodied the short attention span Internet age is TL;DR, short for “too long; didn’t read.” With the explosion of generative AI tools, we’re rapidly entering the age of TL;DW: “too long, didn’t write.” A January survey from Fishbowl found that 40% of nearly 12,000 workers have used ChatGPT
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
@jezhiggins and then at some point, you start developing one yourself (paging @timo).
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026
I keep seeing people suggest that QR codes are insecure. I know that they can be covered with a different QR code in public settings. But other than that, people always claim "you don’t know where they take you, until you click them". So… just like all links?
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 06/05/2026
Everyone calls it International Workers' Day. North Rhine-Westphalia calls it "der 1. Mai als Tag des Bekenntnisses zu Freiheit und Frieden, sozialer Gerechtigkeit, Völkerversöhnung und Menschenwürde". 🫠 […]
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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026
@Drub I did not expect to have a family member of mine show up on your timeline. 😄
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