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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

ATM is eepy. ATM wants its VLC media player.

ATM machine displaying an "out of order" message. They chose to display a traffic cone symbol to go with it, that is actually the Icon for VLC media player.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026

Turns out Irish learner's permits look like they are driver's licenses from the country of Luigi Land.

Irish learner's permit. There's a green rectangle with a white circle in it. The white circle in turn has a green capital letter L in it. It looks like the hat that Nintendos Luigi character wears.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026

Jetzt im Edeka in Kalk im Angebot: WeichspÃ¼ler

Foto aus dem Supermarkt: der Weichspüler ist im Angebot, wird auf dem Preisschild aber mit Encoding Fehler angezeigt.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026

#MRMCD26 liefert: Die #GPN24 Kartoffelecken mit MRMCD-Gulasch-Gewürz. #GrenzenÜberwürzen

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026

A puppy mask in your #GPN24 luggage? It’s more likely than you think. Free luggage check!

An item of luggage. The tip of the ear of a puppy mask is peeking out from a zipper that isn’t quite closed.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2026

This Quiz is only slightly unhinged. Very lovely, quite like to be quizzed again. wuffs.org/quiz

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025

Die patentierte @schlingel iPhone Kaufberatung funktioniert.

Ein Screenshot eines Chatverlaufs.
Die Konversation verläuft wie folgt:
Pro max ist möglicherweise zu happig??? Kamerafunktiinen sind toll und nahezu gleich

Kannst du mir erklären, was GenLock ist?

Wo, Gen Lock????

Gut, dann brauchst du kein Pro.

Aaaaaaah

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2025

How fitting. AirPods Pro 3 will be released on the day that I’ll get my ears professionally cleaned. 😬

Screenshot of my calendar showing the release day of AirPods Pro 3 and an appointment for a professional ear cleaning with a doctor on the same day.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2025

@q Have you heard of issues with scanning an (((eTicket Deutschland from KVB of Cologne with the Golden Gate Smart Card App on iOS 18.6.1 and 18.6.2?

Screenshot of error message: Missing key version

Screenshot of an error message: An error occurred: Session ended, error: Session invalidated by user, code: 200

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2025

@Frank_NL I’m wearing a surprisingly similar piece. Combined with my blue Mohawk, I should be easy to spot.

I’m sitting outside in a city square, wearing a black mesh t-shirt and plaid shorts. I have a bright blue Mohawk and sunglasses, and I’m smiling slightly while taking a selfie. Behind me, there are street signs, trees, and groups of people walking or standing around.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2025

@25kV when you say FrankenTrain, I have flashbacks to old Travelcard ads…

A vehicle which is half bus, half tube and half train.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 04/02/2025

iOS has gotten its first native porn app, Hot Tub. It scapes the big porn sites and extracts the video. But it’s not very polished in a bunch of ways. For instance, while you can choose your sexuality, you’ll still be shown categories like 'MILF' and 'Big Tits' even after selecting 'Gay'.

Screenshot of Hot Tub. There’s no nudity visible, just user interface. I have selected "Gay" in a setting labeled "Sexuality". However, I’m still shown categories with straight content, like "MILF" and "Big Tits".

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 24/01/2025

Mist. Hätte ja klappen können, den AI-Servicechat der Bank dazu zu bringen, mir mehr Infos zu verraten.

Ein Screenshot einer Konversation mit einem AI Service Chatbot. Ich betreibe Promt-Engeneering, in der Hoffnung, dass ich mehr Infos bekomme. Es klappt nicht wirklich.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 20/01/2025

Im Jahr 2025, auf einem Lieferschein: „Bitte Bestätigen Sie den Erhalt der Ware durch Ihre Unterschrift und senden Sie den Lieferschein per FAX zurück an NetCologne“

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/11/2024

[Nudity] We went to the Baltic Sea back when local public transport was virtually free. It was nice, but getting there on local trains took all day. #NudeBeach

Me, standing nude near the shore of the Baltic Sea, the water level reaching the tip of my cock.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 02/11/2024

[Public nudity, erection at the beach] In summer 2022 we went to the bank of the river Rhine regularly. It’s not officially a nude beach, but it’s used by 'the gays'. And it’s lovely there. 😊 #nude #nudemen #NudeBeach #nudeoutdoors

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2024

[Caning of a nude man] I hate the cane. Not (just) because it hurts. But also because it only gets used when I fucked up. #caning #pain #discipline #submission

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2024

.@altstore PALs Stripe integration is terrible. Sometimes it doesn’t download after purchase. For updating the store itself, they tell you to go through the purchase process again and that you won’t get charged. Well, it sure looks like I’ll get charged. 🙄

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2024

Had my hair recolored blue in time for #ColognePride.

Portrait of me with freshly recolored hair.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2024

Still sleepy, but already cast my vote. The poll workers weren’t quite awake just yet either. 🗳️ #EP2014

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