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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026

I know it’s not crazy anymore, but being online at flight level 351 still feels strangely high-tech to me.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026

Our new dishwasher comes with a 375 page open source software license PDF. 😆

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026

Punk ain’t dead. Punk is in retirement home: Saw an older punk sitting in front of the local retirement home. We did the weird "I see your unconventional hair style" nod.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026

Turns out Irish learner's permits look like they are driver's licenses from the country of Luigi Land.

Irish learner's permit. There's a green rectangle with a white circle in it. The white circle in turn has a green capital letter L in it. It looks like the hat that Nintendos Luigi character wears.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026

Jetzt im Edeka in Kalk im Angebot: WeichspÃ¼ler

Foto aus dem Supermarkt: der Weichspüler ist im Angebot, wird auf dem Preisschild aber mit Encoding Fehler angezeigt.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026

[mentioning masturbation] Anyone have that issue where you'd really like to masturbate, but can't, because you're waiting for a package to arrive and you're afraid your dick won't go down quickly enough?

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026

"Good news! GEL will deliver your parcel on 26 June between 7 am and 6 pm." Ah, good to know. That norrows it down a lot. 😅

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026

No one: Wiener Linien: WiEn iSt dIe dErZeIt aM ScHnElLsTeN WaChSeNdE MiLlIoNeNsTaDt iN MiTtEl- UnD OsTeUrOpA.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026

For the first time, I got confused by a four digit number in a Mastodon profile: Is it a Chaos-Event DECT number, or a BLUF membership number?

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layer8 @layer8.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026

Noch ein besonderes technisches Highlight der #gpn24 🙀

LED Strahler liegt auf einem Tisch hinter einer Kaffeekanne. Die Kabel landen direkt in einer Klemme und von da aus geht weitere Kabelage hinaus aus dem Bild

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026

As a non-parent that lives in the EU, there seems to be no new features at all. #wwdc26

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026

Dang. Event drop is very evil this morning. #GPN24

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026

#MRMCD26 liefert: Die #GPN24 Kartoffelecken mit MRMCD-Gulasch-Gewürz. #GrenzenÜberwürzen

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026

A puppy mask in your #GPN24 luggage? It’s more likely than you think. Free luggage check!

An item of luggage. The tip of the ear of a puppy mask is peeking out from a zipper that isn’t quite closed.

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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026

RE: mastodon.social/@Zwergi/11666920757… Pride was brought to you not only by the folks mentioned in the quoted post. It was brought to us by men dying of GRID, it was brought by men cruising in parks, on public toilets. It was brought to you by dykes on bikes, by the butch and […]

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026

German credit bureau Schufa won't tell me my score. Instead, "Your score could not be retrieved." I asked for support via their webpage, but nothing for six weeks and counting. When calling, they say "We'll sort it out today or tomorrow." They don't. I guess this is turning into one of these […]

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026

I keep seeing people suggest that QR codes are insecure. I know that they can be covered with a different QR code in public settings. But other than that, people always claim "you don’t know where they take you, until you click them". So… just like all links?

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 06/05/2026

Everyone calls it International Workers' Day. North Rhine-Westphalia calls it "der 1. Mai als Tag des Bekenntnisses zu Freiheit und Frieden, sozialer Gerechtigkeit, Völkerversöhnung und Menschenwürde". 🫠 […]

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026

I‘m playing that game again where I see how long I can put off packing my bag until I actually have to do it. I’m so bad at this. 🫣

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026

@iphoneblog Danke für deinen Hinweis auf das 0 Minuten Zeitlimit für Shorts in den YouTube Einstellungen aus #bus1001. Funktioniert für mich sehr gut.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026

Die Aufmerksamkeit für den Wal kann ich nicht verstehen. Ich dachte, wir brauchen kein rußfrei brennendes Lampenöl mehr.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026

My life is relatively stressful right now. But I did my tax return yesterday, so at least one less thing to stress about.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026

RE: mastodon.social/@HerrOffAir/1162507… I can hardly resist sneaking into the kitchen and eating all of it.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2026

My mom just bought "that Brother laser printer that everyone has". And I think @nilay_patel needs to create the 2026 version of his article soon.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2026

No more spoons. And that’ll be an ongoing thing for a while.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2026

This week won't have a weekend, instead I'll be working for 12 days straight. I already feel numb from the looming stress.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2026

What’s the scientific consensus on cis women on gay men’s dating/sex apps? Is there any logic to it?

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2026

This Quiz is only slightly unhinged. Very lovely, quite like to be quizzed again. wuffs.org/quiz

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 20/01/2026

And then you get asked about and praised for your Nike #TNs by a chav on the train. 😆

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Maik @maik.norden.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026

Vortragsempfehlung: Die Hamburger Polizei überwachte von den 70ern bis 1980 queere Menschen auf öffentlichen Toiletten mit Spionspiegeln. Ein anonymes Kollektiv beendete diese Praxis 1980, indem es die Spiegel zerstörte und die illegale Polizeipraxis aufdeckte. Der Fall zeigt, wie damals […]

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025

Im moment Elevator Assistance Engelschicht im Foyer des #39C3: Großer Trubel um dich herum, aber es spricht kaum jemand mehr als einen Satz mit dir. Letzte Nacht Access Control Engelschicht auf dem Weg zur Party im Engelrestaurant: Nicht so viel los. Jeder dritte bleibt aber Minutenlang stehen […]

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2025

@cphFFsub thank you again for the back massage you just gave me! ❤️

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/12/2025

@layer8 ich glaube ich bin schon vier mal oder so direkt an dir vorbei gelaufen. 🤭 Bin aber zu schüchtern was zu sagen. Hoffe, das klingt nicht allzu creepy. 😬

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kami_kadse @kami-kadse.don.linxx.net.ap.brid.gy · 03/12/2025

wenn diese Petition die sich gegen die Einführung von de facto Rosa Listen richtet nicht erfolgreich ist, werd ich sauer auf euch* * die die nicht mitzeichnen epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen…

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Petitionen: Petition 183950

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/11/2025

Unifi ≠ Unify Aber wie erklärt man das den Leuten?

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/11/2025

I'll be back in the office tomorrow, after two weeks of vacation. I already have 8 appointments scheduled for the first day, 89 emails waiting and one of my two colleagues has quit and already had his last day.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025

When people talk about AI, I often hear "but they wouldn’t have hired an illustrator anyway, so isn’t that bad." Whereas with copyright, I always hear "this is how much they estimate that piece of media was pirated and the damage to the company is the estimate of pirate copies multiplied by […]

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2025

COVID-19- und Influenza-Impfung dankend erhalten.

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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2025

Du sagst “Jedem Tierchen sein Pläsierchen" Ich sage "Jedem Twink sein Kink" Wir sind nicht gleich. 😌

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025

Die patentierte @schlingel iPhone Kaufberatung funktioniert.

Ein Screenshot eines Chatverlaufs.
Die Konversation verläuft wie folgt:
Pro max ist möglicherweise zu happig??? Kamerafunktiinen sind toll und nahezu gleich

Kannst du mir erklären, was GenLock ist?

Wo, Gen Lock????

Gut, dann brauchst du kein Pro.

Aaaaaaah

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2025

@iphoneblog gibt Apple irgendwo für Nutzende an, wie dick ein iPhone an seinem dicksten Punkt ist? Oder ist die einzige offizielle Quelle dafür die Seite mit den genauen Maßen für die Hüllenhersteller?

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2025

Every time Tim is on screen, my brain goes "ugh. Enough with the politician." 😐 #AppleEvent

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2025

How fitting. AirPods Pro 3 will be released on the day that I’ll get my ears professionally cleaned. 😬

Screenshot of my calendar showing the release day of AirPods Pro 3 and an appointment for a professional ear cleaning with a doctor on the same day.

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2025

@q Have you heard of issues with scanning an (((eTicket Deutschland from KVB of Cologne with the Golden Gate Smart Card App on iOS 18.6.1 and 18.6.2?

Screenshot of error message: Missing key version

Screenshot of an error message: An error occurred: Session ended, error: Session invalidated by user, code: 200

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Reemt @reemt.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2025

You enter the waiting room of a general practitioner that is also a HIV specialist practice. You’ll find - a guy with colorful hair - a guy with a Mohawk - a guy with a metal chain with a lock around his neck - a guy wearing Nike TNs. It’s very easy to spot the gays™ in this way! 😅 Most of […]

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