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Red_red_ryder

@redredryder.bsky.social
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Irreverent anesthesiologist, law school graduate because why the Hell not, sock knitter, funk band groupie. Posts are not medical or legal advice. Whatever you’re cooking, it needs more garlic.

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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG it gets worse with every word.
Daily Mail headline: Pantless driver dies after being ejected through his sunroof while masturbating to porn on a cellphone when the car crashed and rolled over.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This complicated my life immensely. Car started making a grinding or scraping noise as I drove. Nothing dragging, nothing visible in any wheel wells. So drop it at dealership Sunday get rental for the remainder of the weekend. This morning, about 20 minutes after they opened, they sent a video
A quarter next to a stone about one quarter the size of the quarter.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Product designer with a twisted sense of humor, I like it.
A green card with four plastic cockroaches on it and the name “Roach Clips” above them.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Were you calling us?
A black and white cat and an orange and white cat are lying on a bed covered with a green blanket.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
More things that make me happy: Limited time Unicorn Frappuccino
A hand holding a Starbucks Frappuccino that is pink and teal blue with whipped cream and pink sugar on top
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So how’s your morning going? Yes, I have these out for one patient. #anesthesia
A selection of four devices for giving anesthetic gases to a patient.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Derp!
Orange and white cat with his tongue sticking out.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Don’t know if this will help you but monster pretzels have always made me feel loved.
A pretzel next to a pair of sunglasses and the pretzel is two or 3 times the width of the sunglasses.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This was the afternoon brushing.
A handful of black cat hair.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I just got this off my cat in one brushing session. Last time I brushed him was (checks calendar) yesterday and I got about the same amount. He is not a long hair cat. This is why my home is in perpetual need of vacuuming.
Open hand almost completely covered by tangled black fur
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Today I endured the indignity of a serious boundary intrusion. The foot in the blue shoe cover-that's my foot. The foot in the black shoe-that's the surgeon. The accordian tubing-the ventilator circuit. SUCH AN IMPOSITION ON MY SPACE!!!
A lower leg and a foot with a blue shoecover next to a lower leg with a foot in a black shoe., and some white corrugated tubing running in front of both. Arrows pointing to the feet are captioned "my foot" and "surgeons's foot"
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
IYKYK
The Bluebook: a Uniform System of Citation. AKA the bane of every law student’s writing class.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Black and white cat and orange and white cat lying on a green blanket
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Orange and white cat curled asleep Black and white cat looking at camera
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
In a previous life he inspired the phrase "Ignorance is bliss"
A black and white cat in a tube shaped rest on a cat tree, bent in the middle with 3 paws hanging out.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Or you can go to the designated area and smork instead!
A glass door with Japanese writing, a drawing of a smoking cigarette, and the words "Smorking Area".
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Hello back, and get that thing outta my face!!
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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A darkened operating room with a glowing red sharps container mounted on the wall.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
There are no better pets than these 2 cats. Prove me wrong.
A black and white cat and an orange and white cat curled up on a green blanket.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
it's them when I came home early and they're trying to pretend they weren't sleeping next to one another.
A black and white cat and an orange cat on a bed, both of them preparing to stand up.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Both the paper and the ebook are checked out of the library. And library loans are 21 days, which seems a bit short for this book. So over New Year when I was near a large B&N and had leftover gift cards, this happened. But first I need to finish the other long book I checked out.
The cover of the book "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
OK, we're ready for our close-up.
A black and white cat and an orange and white cat lying on a bed with green spread and a burgundy blanket.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
They were horribly embarrassed when I came home and found them asleep together, that's why they look like they're both getting up to run away.
a black and white cat and an orange cat on a blanket on top a bed and both cats are starting to stand up.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The front of a furniture store called "shack of sit" with many chairs on the sidewalk outside.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
There's an entire 4 layer red velvet cake in my refrigerator because tomorrow is my birthday, I want red velvet cake for my birthday and I bought it for myself to be sure I'd get what I want.
A cake with white frosting, red decorations and chocolate draped down the sides in a cake container.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Sunglasses for scale-it was the first recognizable thing I spotted.
A very large soft pretzel in a pizza box with a pair of mirrored sunglasses on the side of the box. The pretzel is about 3 times as wide as the sunglasses.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
This is making me question my life choices.
A screenshot of an alarm set for 2:42 am
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
It took him less than 24 hours to find the heated sleeping pad.
Orange and white cat lying on a fleece cushion on top a bed.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Decided I wanted to make a new feed of people I enjoy interacting with so I can spend time here having fun and leave the outrage and politics for when I’m in the mood for it. Googled how to make a feed and tried to follow the instructions . Here’s how it’s going, and I’ve given up making the feed.
A screenshot showing app passwords for skyfeed, skyfeed again, skyfeed3 and skyfeed4.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Many military officers in uniform sitting in rows and several are thinking, "This meeting could have been a meme"
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Black and white cat stretched out in the bathtub.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Please tell me I’m not the only person who reminds myself of stuff by writing them on a piece of paper then taking a photo of it
A photo of a piece of paper with “Rx” “quinoa “ “honey” and “Flonase” written on it.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Buying as many as I can reasonably carry every time I go to the store before they come out with a new and improved flavor because I don’t think they can improve on this one.
A shopping bag containing many cans of “Monster Energy Ultra Black”
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Heard someone on a podcast say whenever she looked at the time and it was the same numbers as her birthday she’d have a mini birthday celebration. I just spotted my birthday on a Porta Potty and I’m not sure how to react.
A porta potty with a green door and the number 1127 on it.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Someone please remind me my homemade bread needs to get a little stale before I try slicing it.
Several slices of whole wheat bread that have torn apart from the middle to the edge.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Did y’all know you can make a pancake in a rice cooker? I did this week, and my life is enriched for it.
A large thick pancake on a dinner size paper plate.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Big Med. the big concepts feel accurate, based on what I’ve experienced over the last 20 years. But I’d prefer not to have to fact check the whole thing.
A book titled “Big Med: Megaproviders the high cost of health care in America” by David Dranove and Lawton Burns.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
This patient is about to have a LA overdose and get coded.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
There’s also this book. It was inspired by the typical SNAP budget. She has suggestions for how to get the most value for the money, to emphasize vegetables (especially the ones in season) and developing cooking skills so you can work with what’s available.
A book titled “ Good and Cheap: eat well on 4 dollars per day”
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Three skeins of handspun yarn.
2 skeins of light brown yarn and 1 skein of dark brown yarn lying on a green sheet.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Bob Hoskins-cavorted with toons and spoke Shakespeare like he was born to it. ( best Iago I’ve ever seen)
Man in trench coat face to face with a cartoon rabbitIago-actor wearing Shakespearean dress with white ruff around neck.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Full tummies, empty litter boxes. Life is good.
A black and white cat and an orange and white cat curled up on a bed.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
A black and white cat and an orange and white cat lying on a bed.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A sign that says “Please do not pick up chicks”
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I may stop trimming his claws.
Black and white cat crouched down and staring at the viewer.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Excuse me, I need to take a shower before work.
Black and white cat sitting in the bathtub
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
A black and white cat crouching down and staring at the camera
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
A black and white cat slouched in a cylindrical cat tree A close up of an orange tabby cat’s face
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
What is your favorite stationery tool, and why is it binder clips?
A red notebook with a binder clip holding many pages at the front of the notebook.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
A demon with a “soul vac” sucking the spirit of a man out of him as he sleeps. The man is obscure blues artist Thunderbolt Brown, who played his last gig and died in his sleep at the Fat Dog Motel.
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