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Red_red_ryder

@redredryder.bsky.social
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Irreverent anesthesiologist, law school graduate because why the Hell not, sock knitter, funk band groupie. Posts are not medical or legal advice. Whatever you’re cooking, it needs more garlic.

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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 6h
I bought a ticket to see the remastered Queen in Budapest concert. I’m seeing it in IMAX. QUEEN!!! IN CONCERT!!!!! IN IMAX!!!! Can anything possibly be better?
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hong Kong
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One week until one of my favorite events with some of my favorite people.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Re: the proposal to eliminate loans for low paying majors. We're asking the wrong question. It's not why should students get loans to study subjects that don't pay well. We should ask why music, art, social work etc. pay so poorly they can't cover the cost of studying them.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone here was attacked by a rabid fox in his driveway-in town. Vaccinate your pets!
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I liked him as president, but this looks even better.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, didn’t anyone warn you that bones come wrapped up in people? Most of the time you have to go through person to reach bone. And you have to rewrap when you’re done.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dentist.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did the same last night and that’s how I missed the text message telling me my morning work is canceled. Spotted it when the alarm woke me up to go to work this morning.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Adult and Peds cardiac surgery clinics shared the space and it was all I could find in the room)
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I put a Scooby Doo bandaid on a 70 year old man and he was delighted.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My room number at this hotel seemed awfully familiar, but I know I’ve never stayed in this room before. About an hour after checking in I realized why my room number was so familiar- it’s my area code.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m telling my doctor I give consent but it will affect what I say, then ask if he can check my fetus from when the aliens abducted and impregnated me.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So happy to see in a mailing that one of my favorite singers is performing at a semi-local venue. Flip through the mailing to see the date: three weeks ago. Oh well, I saw her once a long time ago, so I haven't missed my only chance.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I come from a family of shitposters, but my calibration is off-I’ll earnest reply to shitposts, and shitpost to earnest. But I’m getting better-I compose and delete posts more and more.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ouch. That’s the price we pay for loving someone. But if we didn’t risk that price, we’d lose that opportunity for love.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And they still managed to drop pianos and anvils!
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I PASSED THE BAR EXAM!!!!!’n
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I learned this week that if you're trying to reach someone whose job title begins with C and ends with O, you cannot just look up the phone number of the company and ring them up. This is true even if you reported directly to them when you both worked at the same place a few years ago.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I spent many weeks at a Residence Inn during school. It was quite comfortable. And sometimes I saw cats in the windows of the apartment building across the street.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm gonna go snack on some of my tofu ground beef substitute and think about this one.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If it was for 'good ideas' instead of just 'ideas' it could be much smaller.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG it gets worse with every word.
Daily Mail headline: Pantless driver dies after being ejected through his sunroof while masturbating to porn on a cellphone when the car crashed and rolled over.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I shall have to look into that. I’m traveling a few times in the next month.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
OK, I guess the stars lined up the wrong way for me today. Not only did I not find my old boss by calling his new employer, my food processor died while I was making cream cheese sub. It was just before adding agar. i did the best I could mixing by hand, but I suspect I'll find gummy lumps.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm learning that when you rise high enough in a business, you are insulated from contact by people who haven't been granted access. Next try-send a message through LinkedIn. And attempt to locate another of the 3 CMOs I reported to that year.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Phone numbers I found online are all for customer service. But the last person I talked with gave me a corporate number.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Calling a health plan to reach a senior medical director. I worked with him years ago, and I'd like to use him as a job reference. I'm calling the main number and asking for someone in the C-suite, I'm not positive he still works there, and I'm painfully intimidated. Send thoughts or pets.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And you and I both work in pajamas.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shocolate
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One more reason I’m glad I figured out how to make a plant based cream cheese spread.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Of my car running great, and this stone that was lodged in the brakes. I might make a necklace of it. (They topped off the coolant and windshield washer fluid while they were in there, and charged me a big fat nothing. That’s why I still take my car to the dealer for service
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This complicated my life immensely. Car started making a grinding or scraping noise as I drove. Nothing dragging, nothing visible in any wheel wells. So drop it at dealership Sunday get rental for the remainder of the weekend. This morning, about 20 minutes after they opened, they sent a video
A quarter next to a stone about one quarter the size of the quarter.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Y’all do realize America was named after an Italian, right?
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I didn't know about Colorverse until about 2 years into my Diamine streak (this will be year 5). Considered it, but couldn't convince myself I needed 2 ink advent calendars. It would just double the amount of unused ink I have sitting around.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It might end those occasional denials of benefits to New Mexicans on the grounds that they’re only available to US residents.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I didn’t know about that one. Looks pretty! This will be my 5th year for the Diamine Inkvent calendar.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sitting outside the Subaru dealership, key in drop off envelope, waiting for my ride to airport to get rental. I’d say rental car, but they already called to say they don’t have cars so it’s probably a rental minivan instead. What can I do with a minivan, since I’ll have it for a few days?
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
don’t want to so don’t, without explaining, just saying’No’
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Notice that my school granted my degree. I can legitimately sign my name “Firstname Ryder MD JD”
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Beep beep!
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Movie seen. Agree it's great fun-faithful to the spirit of the original. There's a real story. But also anvils and falling pianos.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
some attention and energy to evaluate options and decide what fits my life and what just appealing but offers little. Without the mental space to do this I’m just going “OOOOH, SHINY” and end up surrounded by so much stuff I can’t identify my real life.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
spinning wheel, going to movies, cooking dinner, reading fiction. Even social media has lost its appeal. I’m deleting apps, giving away yarn and books, and finally taking the food my cats refused to the humane society. And my car is cleaner than it’s been in a few years. My take on this: it takes
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Odd thing I’ve noticed since finishing law school-all those things I had plans for and got the supplies and apps for, intending to get to them once I wasn’t spending every spare minute studying-I have no interest in. I’m just enjoying ordinary stuff, finishing knitting projects, sitting at a
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Michael Jackson.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What if you have too much of both soy and dairy? Would they offset and give you a pseudonormal cycle?
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What’s perhaps a bigger issue is VIP patients getting substandard treatment because it’s harder to say no even when it’s the right call. That was my struggle here.
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had to try the chicken and waffles oreos. Then took them to work and the consensus was "better than they have any right to be" (meaning actually good)
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Red_red_ryder @redredryder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We're not saying healthcare should be unpaid we're................ Oh never mind.
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