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Jane

@redfoxglove.bsky.social
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Audio description artist for film and theatre. Non-bio mother. #Vocaleyes editor. Seamstress. Occasionally talking with the Voices in my head (no, really).

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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m just reading the news on the failed execution of Christina Pike, and the morality of the US justice system never fails to baffle me. You decide to kill someone, fuck it up and then - actively try to keep her alive instead? Why? So you can do it again? Argue some more? What?
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the heck is “Is loaf hotel in nuts” meant to be? #WritingInTheDark #ParanormalActivity
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It has taken me five trains and two and a half hours to get from York to Sheffield, and I am not happy.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back on the tour trail for #ParanormalActivity. It’s becoming clear to me that the bits I really love in this is the darkness (real, not metaphysical) and the sensory overwhelm of the rising music. It just - transports you.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How is it that I have bought half a dozen types of viral internet shapewear, and the ONLY thing that works for me is a pair of control top shorts I bought reduced to £4 at Primark, 12 years ago?
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Woking New Vic, 9/10/26 @ 7.30pm paranormalonstage.com BILLY ELLIOTT, Sunderland Empire, 23/11/26 @ 7.30pm billyelliotthemusical.com DERREN BROWN: ONLY HUMAN, Apollo Theatre, 18/12/26 @ 7.30 pm london.derrenbrown.co.uk
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Paranormal Activity: A New Story Live On Stage
James and Lou move from Chicago to London to escape their past, but they soon discover that places aren’t haunted, people are...Inspired by the iconic, terrifying film series,Paranormal Activityis a n...
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh for God’s sake. Tim Curry now. 🙁 Look, Death, if you’re just working through a list of 80 year olds, we as a species have feedback about the order.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do you know, I’d be hard pressed to name more than two Dolly Parton songs, but she feels like someone who should DEFINITELY have outlived Trump. Just in terms of cosmic balance.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: OH MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 2/9/26 @ 7.30pm Ohmaryplay.co.uk PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Woking New Vic, 9/10/26 @ 7.30pm paranormalonstage.com BILLY ELLIOTT, Sunderland Empire, 23/11/26 @ 7.30pm billyelliotthemusical.com
ohmaryplay.co.uk
Oh, Mary! London's West End
TICKETS AVAILABLE UNTIL JANUARY 2027Mason Alexander Park is Mary Todd Lincoln JinkxMonsoonis Mary Todd LincolnPlaying UNTIL 26 Sep★★★★★“Dizzyingly, breathtakingly funny… a fast and wild joy ride!”Time...
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Having a therapist refer to you as a “system” for the first time is weird. It seems rather cold, dehumanising even, but at the same time it acknowledges the reality of - *everyone*, in a way that allows them to breathe. #DID
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just bought a 1950s mimeograph machine on the way home from therapy. Not sure what that says about my mental health.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Okay, look, I appreciate an alert if there is a wildfire NEARBY, but making that much noise inform me *I shouldn’t set stuff on fire* is excessive. 🤨
Image of phone screen displaying following push notification:
Severe Alert
7m ago
Issued by the UK Government
There is a very high risk of wildfires nationally. Residents, landowners and visitors should not undertake any activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks. Even a small flame can rapidly develop into a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk.
Follow official updates and report signs of fire immediately by calling 999. Search gov.uk/ alerts for more information.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know no one has any money, but if you have got enough to throw some at an absolutely astonishing independent queer musician, here’s the link: gofund.me/6e4eb7bde
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Donate to Naomi Banks new independent album, organized by Naomi Banks
Currently finalising her album with Guy Barker recorded at Abbey Road Studios with the B… Naomi Banks needs your support for Naomi Banks new independent album
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh for goodness sake, Amnesty. You’re not getting the GCs back on side, so all you’ve succeeded in doing is pissing off everyone. Well done rendering yourselves completely irrelevant.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My first (cynical) thought: oh god, we’ve made inspo-porn of disabled raccoons now. My second thought: Jimothy can WHAT, though??
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The child just correctly pronounced “ridiculous” for the first time (previously “ridiclyus”) and I’m trying not to cry. 😭
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Apparently I can either NOT be severely hypertensive, or have executive function. Hooray.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What in the actual hell does this even mean? I want to see *precisely* what these institutions have agreed to! And I would certainly want to know that before paying to study there.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🎵”On the road to Hell there was a railroad line…”🎵 #Hadestown (Seriously, though, that’s fucking terrifying. What are we even doing?! 😱)
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: THE ORESTEIA, Bridge Theatre, 22/8/26 @ 1.30pm bridgetheatre.co.uk/whats-on/the-oresteia OH MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 2/9/26 @ 7.30pm Ohmaryplay.co.uk PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Woking New Vic, 9/10/26 @ 7.30pm paranormalonstage.com
bridgetheatre.co.uk
The Oresteia
A contemporary family wakes up in a Greek myth and can't seem to find a way out of their hellish destiny. Writer and director Simon Stone is joined set designer Lizzie Clachan, lighting designer Nick ...
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It is 11.30 on a Sunday night, during a heatwave, and one of our neighbours is in the back garden doing DIY. If you wake the child, that hammer is being put to a new use. 😡
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It really is the week for ghastly right wing politicians not breathing anymore, isn’t it? One could really get optimistic that Death was just sharpening his aim. And no, this doesn’t count as condoning murder. Everyone dies. It’s just a question of what order benefits humanity as whole.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Caught last train heading into London, for work. Leicestershire looks borderline apocalyptic. Parched brown fields as far as the eye can see. I’m appreciating the flocks of crows and wheeling buzzards, though. Those birds got the memo. Very atmospheric.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Doesn’t begin to surprise me. Our child’s SENCO fails to tell us about meetings where decisions are being made about her, then blames us for not attending. Other SEND parents at the school have the same experience. If you don’t want to do your damn job, quit so someone else can!
Headline on ITV news page: Managers told council staff to delay access to SEND support and laughed about it, whistleblower says
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
#Hookland isn’t a film. Hookland is more like The Third Day. (Oh no, now I’ve made myself want a #Punchdrunk show set in Hookland…)
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I don’t even know what’s real. Sometimes I wonder if it’s all just a story, if I’m a fraud without even knowing it. Things are sharp tonight, though. I’m not the only one here, and my other self is very scared. #DID
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
He’s not even the first Somali refugee Lord Mayor we’ve had. Sheffield had Magic Majid ten years ago. And he was fucking brilliant. I would argue we need more people taking responsibility for the place they have chosen to be home, and fewer who merely feel entitled to it.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I used to tolerate heat pretty reasonably - I spent the hottest day on record as maid of honour at a wedding in a conservatory - but I’m on new meds and fucking hell, it’s the *confusion* that’s the worst.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I seem to have discovered another dis-integrated part of my self. I thought I had them all - a sort of sprawling map of time, non linear, which is just like me. But this one I have missed. #DID
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: MOTHER COURAGE & HER CHILDREN, Globe Theatre, 24/6/26 @ 2.00pm shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/mother-courage-and-her-children/ THE ORESTEIA, Bridge Theatre, 22/8/26 @ 2.30pm bridgetheatre.co.uk/whats-on/the-oresteia
shakespearesglobe.com
Mother Courage and Her Children | Summer 2026 | What's On
Michelle Terry leads in Anna Jordan's new Mother Courage And Her Children, Brecht's fierce, musical, anti-war protest play, directed by Elle While.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hey, #Uber, what we would LIKE is for your drivers not to pull off before we’ve strapped our child in. What we NEED is for them not to pull off *while the door is wide open, and the mother is leaning halfway into the car, and then you run over her fucking foot*!! The bar is low. Clear it.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: MOTHER COURAGE & HER CHILDREN, Globe Theatre, 24/6/26 @ 2.00pm shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/mother-courage-and-her-children/ OH MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 2/9/26 @ 7.30pm Ohmaryplay.co.uk PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Woking New Vic, 9/10/26 @ 7.30pm paranormalonstage.com
shakespearesglobe.com
Mother Courage and Her Children | Summer 2026 | What's On
Michelle Terry leads in Anna Jordan's new Mother Courage And Her Children, Brecht's fierce, musical, anti-war protest play, directed by Elle While.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m not sure quite what went wrong with one of the child’s birthday cards… 👁️
A personalised photo birthday card. It is framed in pink with the exhortation “Happy Birthday Granddaughter “. However the photo has been zoomed too far in, so a shadowed image of an enormous child’s eye stares unnervingly through the frame as though it were an eldritch portal.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It is altogether typical of this government that, when someone is signed of sick from work, their FIRST question is not “how do we help them recover?”, but “how fast can we get them working again?” They are not. The same. Question. share.google/wtW76pFVYePj...
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Sick notes ‘scrapped’ under plans to reduce benefit claimants
‘Fit notes are too often a dead end,’ the work and pensions secretary said
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Still think you “need” AI? Literally stealing resources from actual humans to generate lies and fantasies.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Well #IntoTheWoods at The Bridge was rather gorgeous. Set and costumes were exquisite, there wasn’t a weak link in the cast, and @melanielabarrie.bsky.social as the Witch … I have such a talent crush on that woman!
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The Globe’s #MotherCourage is replete with gunfire, obscenity, rape and killing. Note for tourists: There may be such a thing as introducing your eight year old to TOO MUCH culture. (Seriously, I think I just watched some kids form memories they’ll discuss with a therapist one day).
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: MEAN GIRLS Hull New Theatre, 28/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/ MOTHER COURAGE & HER CHILDREN, Globe Theatre, 24/6/26 @ 2.00pm shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/mother-courage-and-her-children/ PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Woking New Vic, 9/10/26 @ 7.30pm paranormalonstage.com
meangirlsmusical.com
Mean Girls Tour | Official UK & Ireland Tour
From Tina Fey comes the hilarious musical - MEAN GIRLS on tour in the UK and Ireland. Grab your friends, sign-up for more info & get ready for a fetch night out!
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Just so you know, by this logic the government can ban any activity tomorrow and if you’ve done it in the past, you’re going to jail. Which is not how laws are supposed to work.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A please @labouruk.bsky.social, stop saying that it's up to us to stop Reform. YOU could stop a Reform government in 2029, by introducing the proportional representation so many in the country have been clamouring for. The only way Farage can win is through our crazy first-past-the-post system.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It would be great if Labour, instead of looking at the election results and going “hey, we need to be more like the nazis!”, recognised that the nazis already HAVE a party, and the people they need to appeal to and unify is EVERYONE WHO IS NOT A NAZI.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Long shot, but does anyone know any autism/neurodivergence friendly employers in Sheffield? Someone I know is really struggling to find anywhere that will make even minor adjustments for him. Background in data/coding/finance. @helpsheffield.co.uk
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 14/5/26 @ 8.45pm ohmaryplay.co.uk MEAN GIRLS Hull New Theatre, 28/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/ MOTHER COURAGE & HER CHILDREN, Globe Theatre, 24/6/26 @ 2.00pm shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/mother-courage-and-her-children/
ohmaryplay.co.uk
Homepage - Oh, Mary!
★★★★★“Dizzyingly, breathtakingly funny… a fast and wild joy ride!”Time OutOLIVIER AWARDWINNERBEST ENTERTAINMENT OR COMEDY PLAYMason Alexander Park is Mary Todd Lincoln CatherineTateis  Mary Todd Linco...
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: MEAN GIRLS Curve Leicester, 6/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/ OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 14/5/26 @ 8.45pm ohmaryplay.co.uk MEAN GIRLS Hull New Theatre, 28/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/
meangirlsmusical.com
Mean Girls Tour | Official UK & Ireland Tour
From Tina Fey comes the hilarious musical - MEAN GIRLS on tour in the UK and Ireland. Grab your friends, sign-up for more info & get ready for a fetch night out!
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
WHY???
An advertisement for Temu, showing rows of realistic looking human teeth, laid in flat strips with red gums, packaged in clear plastic.
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Phil Sturgeon 🌳🚵⚓️ @philsturgeon.com · 25/04/2026
Solar panels don’t damage the countryside you just don’t like the way they look. Skylarks. Linnets. Yellowhammers. www.ecoportal.net/en/solar-pan...
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Solar panels were known to attract birds, but they are now drawing in species never seen in these areas before
New research from the University of Cambridge has found that some birds species are making a triumphant return to the area around solar panels in England.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I have been instructed that I have to bring down my blood pressure in order to be prescribed ADHD meds. Because when someone’s blood pressure is high from stress, adding another demand to the overwhelming list is a sure fire way to bring it down. 😒 I guess I’m not getting ADHD meds.
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Where exactly, in the history of a grown adult falling over for no comprehensible reason, does one seek a neurological evaluation? Because this is my third major fall this year, and it’s getting absurd. Hip is swollen and purple, and ribs hurt when I breathe. 🙁
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Jane @redfoxglove.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“I think this world renowned oncologist should be careful expressing opinions on health”. “I think a senior NASA flight engineer should stop casting doubt on the viability of our manned mission to Jupiter”. There is a word for both sides of this equation. One of them is “stupid”. #Vance #PopeLeo
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