Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As soon as I hit post I realized this makes no sense to anyone born after 1995. Context. AOL provided internet services via telephone line into a modem that sounded like digital demons screaming in digital hell when it dialed-up. They sent “free hours” on floppy disks as an advertising tactic. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remember when AOL was basically free, because every time your free trial ended and you called to cancel your account, they would give you free floppy disks with time on them. Then when they were done you could reformat the disks and use them to store like 25 pictures on each? Good times. 030
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’ve got a crisp $100 for the first person to send me a video (taken anytime after his “fall”) of Mitch McConnell doing literally anything other than laying in a bed with tubes everywhere and electricity keeping him “alive”. Anyone else who can outbid me is welcome to. I’m just poor as fuck. 021
Reposted by Red Delicious Apple FactsAn Old Punk Poet @oldpunkpoet.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Kinda hard to fit longer form poems on here. I was only over by 630 characters. So here is a screenshot of the first poem I’ve written in nearly a decade. I call it “No more tolerating the intolerant” and I hope if you see this you like it. Unless you are maga in which case fuck you. 022
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Social distortion dropping another great track. Still going strong all these years later. youtu.be/4Usx06H3VNY?...youtu.beSocial Distortion - "Tonight"YouTube video by Social Distortion 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I spent $70 filling my sedan from E today. The first time I filled up my tank on my first truck was under $20. This wasn’t 60 years ago. I’m 42. This is not normal. Trump is a weight around the neck of the United States and is dragging us down faster than I throw away Red Delicious Apples. 120
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Dear whoever or whatever created the universe. My cardiologist has put me on a low sodium diet. I already gave up drinking and smoking years ago. Now salt too. On top of it all you allow Red Delicious apples to exist. That’s it. No more. If they come for my caffeinated tea and coffee we throw down. 020
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I was just accused of being AI by the administrator of my therapist’s office because, my “voice sounded perfect.” Lady you called me. Also, thank you. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 11/05/202614. 14 hours in the Buffalo General ER waiting room without ever being admitted. Simply cleared 8 hours after my final test was completed and uploaded to my chart. I watched WITH COMMERCIALS John wick 3 and 4, Trap and countless episodes of Charmed. Never again unless I’m brought in unconscious. 010
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 11/05/2026It is small enough to pass. Pain has subsided for now, but I’m still in the waiting room. Coming up on 11 hours. 010
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Cramping all day. Thought I was coming down with a bug. Threw up and called the after hours line for my primary. Per recommendation went to ER. While it’s been 7 hours since I got here. I have my results in my phone app. Kidney stone. Those results have been there for 2 hours. Triage suuuuuuucks. 110
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This will be me once we are somehow through these dark days in America. The best part is my “payback” will simply be to continue supporting my community and progressive policies. The best revenge will be making them watch us make America better for everyone. Not only them. youtu.be/4CVMNUn331M?...youtu.bePayback is a bitch [HQ]YouTube video by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 010
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Catching this late. I hope you have already found a place. I started at Memorial Sloan Kettering with my treatment. They are great and the surgical team is top notch. Now I’m going to Roswell Park. They are also really good. And a shorter commute for me since I need monthly treatments. Good luck! 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I hope everything is going well for you. I’m 6 years into my diagnosis. Also stage 4. Mostly surgeries so far, but I just started injections once a month to slow the tumor growth. Hold strong. We may not have a cure yet, but one day. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/05/2026What is the doctor doing to that guy who tried to seduce a woman he thought was underage on camera? 210
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Figure out a way to get me on there and “God will speak through me to deliver a message to America.” 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/05/2026All I’m hearing is “We started something we can’t finish, please clean up the mess we started.” So basically everything Trump has touched his entire life. This is just him not able to close an umbrella and leaving it on the stairs to Air Force 1 again. But with a war of choice. His choice. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/05/2026A day late, but it was a long day. For May the 4th we showed the kids A New Hope. I cooked Grilled “Prawn Prawns” with a garlic, butter cheese dip for the wife and I. She made “Tattooweenies” for the kids. And we surged Wookie Cookies and Cream for the kids and Ben Kenobi and Jerry’s for us. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 29/04/2026It’s not often I get good news. But I found out today my treatment is working and my tumors are currently stable and showing no new growth. No chance of remission, yet. Still need more advances for Neuro Endocrine Cancer before that is possible. But we are buying time and I’ll take it. 1301
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Individually wrapped Wintergreen Lifesaver. 110
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I accepted candy from a stranger today. I apparently learned nothing from living through the 80’s and 90’s. 120
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I just learned that the astronauts going around the moon, received approximately the same amount of radiation during their entire mission. As 1 abdominal ct scan. I get 3 to 4 of them a year. Get on my level NASA.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says " those are rookie numbers " in front of a windowALT: a man in a suit and tie says " those are rookie numbers " in front of a window 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Trump says a week ago no money for Medicare because we need the money for his “distraction” war. And now he’s posting AI images of him as Jesus healing the sick. Wait here. I have to tell my religious maga parents about this. I need to see how many hoops they will jump through to justify it. BRB. 030
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Woke up with a grinding and numbness in my right shoulder. In same place as a work injury a bit over a year ago. Forced to go to WellNow Urgent Care. 45 minutes after my appointment time and me being the only person waiting I get walked back and all the rooms are open and empty. Never go here. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/04/2026A funny thing about me is that I hate killing things. If they are behaving, I’ll even try to put spiders outside. I draw the line at wasps. No idea how it go there, but I’m laying in bed last night and an enormous wasp lands on my shoulder. I battled it half dressed and was victorious. RIP asshole. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Trump and Netanyahu fucking Leroy Jenkins-ed us into a war and Trump is pissed no one wants to follow us in. What a fucking loser. For my non-millennials to get the reference. youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4?...youtu.beLeeroy Jenkins HD 1080pYouTube video by J Jonah Jameson 110
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Today if everything goes right we start our first trip anywhere near the moon in my over 40 years on this planet. I’ve waited for this my entire life. I know it’s just a fly by, but I’m still like a kid walking into Disney for the first time. Godspeed to the crew of Artemis II. 120
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 01/04/2026This is why I always get off of the hard stuff asap after a surgery. How I have more will power, than a man who was basically a golf winning robot for over a decade. Is absolutely beyond me. I can’t say no to skittles. But that stuff? Nah man. Can’t eat skittles if I’m dead. 110
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Journalist typing “So and so accuses Trump of starting war to distract from the Epstein files.” We know. We ALL know. We have ALL known. This is just a fact. Such as we need water to live and red delicious apples taste like ass. It’s a dead horse. Instead, investigate the fucking files. 030
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Just a reminder in the thread that he was a racist asshole too. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Why is the leopard I brought into my home eating my face? I specifically got it to eat other faces. Why mine? 010
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 20/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a black vest is pointing at something .ALT: a man in a black vest is pointing at something . 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I’ll keep an eye out. Been learning a lot about fish lately. The first thing I learned was Apples smell better. 010
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I wish. I haven’t even seen one in person yet. 110
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Well. I hope we’ll be getting Wash’s twin brother who also goes by Wash. Good. I’m still traumatized from what happened in Serenity. Also Rip Ron Glass. Would have loved to see him come back. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Trump always insulting reporters asking questions instead of answering them. I want a moment where he does this and the reporter turns to camera and says “You heard it here first folks. The president clearly unwilling or incapable of answering this question.” Loud and in ear shot of Trump. 111
Reposted by Red Delicious Apple FactsThe Frontier @readfrontier.bsky.social · 11/03/2026After Brian Bonner died from a treatable illness in Tulsa’s city jail, records reveal a pattern of preventable deaths and ignored warnings.readfrontier.orgSeven people died in Tulsa’s city jail. Records show repeated warnings about medical care.After a man died from a treatable illness in Tulsa’s city jail, records reveal a pattern of preventable deaths and ignored warnings. 0114
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Optometrist today “Well. It looks like you might need bifocals.” Et tu eyeballs? 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I had a class with Carrie Underwood our freshman year at NSU before she ever competed on and won American Idol. Me hearing about people booing her on that same show all these years later.media.tenor.coma man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his faceALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face 010
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Buckle up everyone. The “President of Peace” really showing that he earned that FIFA Peace Prize by attacking Iran along side Israel. Don’t get distracted. Trump is still all over the Epstein files. My thoughts are with the kids who are probably scared to death right now. Fuck Trump. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 23/02/20263d printing enthusiasts. How long after getting your first printer does it take for you to stop staring at it in slack jawed awe while it makes a chip clip? I’m on my 3rd chip clip… 100
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 23/02/2026“Cows on the loose disrupt NYS Thruway traffic It's unclear how the cows got on the I-90” When I said, I missed a handful of things about the south. Cows on the highway wasn’t one of those things. It was Mexican food and BBQ. It’s a weird fucking day today. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Even though I prefer it colder. I always find myself setting the thermostat to 69F. Despite the touches of grey in my beard, hair loss and wrinkles. I’m still apparently 13 years old deep down. 010
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Canada. Some damn good hockey from you. If we were going to lose, I wanted it to be to you. See you in 4 years. Assuming my country still exists then. Follow up question. Y’all need any more bald, middle aged, overweight, white guys up there? 051
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Ok. The Big Dumb Tariffs have been struck down. Now we boycott every company that doesn’t start to re-lower prices on new orders now that cheaper materials are available again. Every single one. 010
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I love my family more than the universe itself. And I fucking LOVE the universe. But their voices constantly are setting off my “Loud Environment” alerts on my watch. If Sony or Bose want to hook me up with a pair of noise canceling headphones. My broke ass would be eternally grateful. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Hard nope. Val Kilmer was a great actor. Was. Pay a living actor. Fuck AI in art. AI is good for writing cover letters and recipe management. If it wants to try its hand to curing neuroendocrine cancer, I’m all ears. No AI in art. 070
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I was explaining who Kid Rock was to my 10 year old. I told him about his politics and the tpusa stuff and that he hasn’t really been relevant to music or anything else since 2005. Then I realized. Kid Rock’s irrelevance is old enough to drink! Mazel tov you piece of shit! 010