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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As soon as I hit post I realized this makes no sense to anyone born after 1995. Context. AOL provided internet services via telephone line into a modem that sounded like digital demons screaming in digital hell when it dialed-up. They sent “free hours” on floppy disks as an advertising tactic.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Remember when AOL was basically free, because every time your free trial ended and you called to cancel your account, they would give you free floppy disks with time on them. Then when they were done you could reformat the disks and use them to store like 25 pictures on each? Good times.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I’ve got a crisp $100 for the first person to send me a video (taken anytime after his “fall”) of Mitch McConnell doing literally anything other than laying in a bed with tubes everywhere and electricity keeping him “alive”. Anyone else who can outbid me is welcome to. I’m just poor as fuck.

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An Old Punk Poet @oldpunkpoet.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Kinda hard to fit longer form poems on here. I was only over by 630 characters. So here is a screenshot of the first poem I’ve written in nearly a decade. I call it “No more tolerating the intolerant” and I hope if you see this you like it. Unless you are maga in which case fuck you.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Social distortion dropping another great track. Still going strong all these years later. youtu.be/4Usx06H3VNY?...

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I spent $70 filling my sedan from E today. The first time I filled up my tank on my first truck was under $20. This wasn’t 60 years ago. I’m 42. This is not normal. Trump is a weight around the neck of the United States and is dragging us down faster than I throw away Red Delicious Apples.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Dear whoever or whatever created the universe. My cardiologist has put me on a low sodium diet. I already gave up drinking and smoking years ago. Now salt too. On top of it all you allow Red Delicious apples to exist. That’s it. No more. If they come for my caffeinated tea and coffee we throw down.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I was just accused of being AI by the administrator of my therapist’s office because, my “voice sounded perfect.” Lady you called me. Also, thank you.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

14. 14 hours in the Buffalo General ER waiting room without ever being admitted. Simply cleared 8 hours after my final test was completed and uploaded to my chart. I watched WITH COMMERCIALS John wick 3 and 4, Trap and countless episodes of Charmed. Never again unless I’m brought in unconscious.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Cramping all day. Thought I was coming down with a bug. Threw up and called the after hours line for my primary. Per recommendation went to ER. While it’s been 7 hours since I got here. I have my results in my phone app. Kidney stone. Those results have been there for 2 hours. Triage suuuuuuucks.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

This will be me once we are somehow through these dark days in America. The best part is my “payback” will simply be to continue supporting my community and progressive policies. The best revenge will be making them watch us make America better for everyone. Not only them. youtu.be/4CVMNUn331M?...

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

All I’m hearing is “We started something we can’t finish, please clean up the mess we started.” So basically everything Trump has touched his entire life. This is just him not able to close an umbrella and leaving it on the stairs to Air Force 1 again. But with a war of choice. His choice.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

A day late, but it was a long day. For May the 4th we showed the kids A New Hope. I cooked Grilled “Prawn Prawns” with a garlic, butter cheese dip for the wife and I. She made “Tattooweenies” for the kids. And we surged Wookie Cookies and Cream for the kids and Ben Kenobi and Jerry’s for us.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

It’s not often I get good news. But I found out today my treatment is working and my tumors are currently stable and showing no new growth. No chance of remission, yet. Still need more advances for Neuro Endocrine Cancer before that is possible. But we are buying time and I’ll take it.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I accepted candy from a stranger today. I apparently learned nothing from living through the 80’s and 90’s.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I just learned that the astronauts going around the moon, received approximately the same amount of radiation during their entire mission. As 1 abdominal ct scan. I get 3 to 4 of them a year. Get on my level NASA.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Trump says a week ago no money for Medicare because we need the money for his “distraction” war. And now he’s posting AI images of him as Jesus healing the sick. Wait here. I have to tell my religious maga parents about this. I need to see how many hoops they will jump through to justify it. BRB.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Woke up with a grinding and numbness in my right shoulder. In same place as a work injury a bit over a year ago. Forced to go to WellNow Urgent Care. 45 minutes after my appointment time and me being the only person waiting I get walked back and all the rooms are open and empty. Never go here.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

A funny thing about me is that I hate killing things. If they are behaving, I’ll even try to put spiders outside. I draw the line at wasps. No idea how it go there, but I’m laying in bed last night and an enormous wasp lands on my shoulder. I battled it half dressed and was victorious. RIP asshole.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Trump and Netanyahu fucking Leroy Jenkins-ed us into a war and Trump is pissed no one wants to follow us in. What a fucking loser. For my non-millennials to get the reference. youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4?...

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Today if everything goes right we start our first trip anywhere near the moon in my over 40 years on this planet. I’ve waited for this my entire life. I know it’s just a fly by, but I’m still like a kid walking into Disney for the first time. Godspeed to the crew of Artemis II.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Journalist typing “So and so accuses Trump of starting war to distract from the Epstein files.” We know. We ALL know. We have ALL known. This is just a fact. Such as we need water to live and red delicious apples taste like ass. It’s a dead horse. Instead, investigate the fucking files.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Trump always insulting reporters asking questions instead of answering them. I want a moment where he does this and the reporter turns to camera and says “You heard it here first folks. The president clearly unwilling or incapable of answering this question.” Loud and in ear shot of Trump.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Optometrist today “Well. It looks like you might need bifocals.” Et tu eyeballs?

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I had a class with Carrie Underwood our freshman year at NSU before she ever competed on and won American Idol. Me hearing about people booing her on that same show all these years later.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Buckle up everyone. The “President of Peace” really showing that he earned that FIFA Peace Prize by attacking Iran along side Israel. Don’t get distracted. Trump is still all over the Epstein files. My thoughts are with the kids who are probably scared to death right now. Fuck Trump.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

3d printing enthusiasts. How long after getting your first printer does it take for you to stop staring at it in slack jawed awe while it makes a chip clip? I’m on my 3rd chip clip…

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

“Cows on the loose disrupt NYS Thruway traffic It's unclear how the cows got on the I-90” When I said, I missed a handful of things about the south. Cows on the highway wasn’t one of those things. It was Mexican food and BBQ. It’s a weird fucking day today.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Even though I prefer it colder. I always find myself setting the thermostat to 69F. Despite the touches of grey in my beard, hair loss and wrinkles. I’m still apparently 13 years old deep down.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Canada. Some damn good hockey from you. If we were going to lose, I wanted it to be to you. See you in 4 years. Assuming my country still exists then. Follow up question. Y’all need any more bald, middle aged, overweight, white guys up there?

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Ok. The Big Dumb Tariffs have been struck down. Now we boycott every company that doesn’t start to re-lower prices on new orders now that cheaper materials are available again. Every single one.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I love my family more than the universe itself. And I fucking LOVE the universe. But their voices constantly are setting off my “Loud Environment” alerts on my watch. If Sony or Bose want to hook me up with a pair of noise canceling headphones. My broke ass would be eternally grateful.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I was explaining who Kid Rock was to my 10 year old. I told him about his politics and the tpusa stuff and that he hasn’t really been relevant to music or anything else since 2005. Then I realized. Kid Rock’s irrelevance is old enough to drink! Mazel tov you piece of shit!

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I feel bad making fun of Minnesota because of ICE. But as a life long Packers fan. I really want to make fun of the Vikings for picking “9” over Super Bowl Champion Darnold this season. Get Trump out of office so I can start making fun of Minnesota again without feeling shitty about it.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

My 10 year old football fanatic son is so bored by the Super Bowl this year he asked to turn it to the Puppy Bowl.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

At Helium to see Ron Funches. Can’t fucking wait.

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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 05/02/2026

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Not sure if migraine because lack of sleep. Or lack of sleep because migraine. But my brain is trying to escape my skull through my eyes.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

The Epstein files were never about Democrat or Republican. It was about income. Filthy rich people doing unspeakable things to children and poor people. Billionaires shouldn’t exist. If they are guilty then send them to jail. Fuck each and every one of them.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Hey Conservatives. Since clearly you will want to give up your guns for your dear leader. I’ve always wanted a Benneli M4. At a steep discount of course. You wouldn’t want to disappoint Trump now would you? I’m sure his gestapo won’t come for you. It’s not like they shoot innocent people…oh wait…

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Me: “Hi Spectrum. I used to work for you as a line tech. (I then relay all troubleshooting I’ve already done including power disconnects and most logical causes to save time) Can you please send a tech out?” Spectrum: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” This is why no one likes you guys.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

A conversation with a five year old. The punctuation is accurate to the way he said it. Me: “Buddy when you tied the knots in this yo-yo it made it where it won’t work any more. I’m sorry but it won’t work.” Kid: “I DIDN’T DO IT I did do it and I’m very sorry.” No pause. Just rapid fire.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Punk band with strong punk roots hates Trump? Green Day I’ve loved you since the 90’s. Keep poking the orange bear.

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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

You know what isn’t a good idea? Scheduling a CT scan the day after an infusion with horrible gastrointestinal side effects. The mind is willing, but the body is stuck in the bathroom. Obligatory #fuckcancer

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Dear Germany, Would it be cool if I asked for my ashes to be spread on the parking lot the Führerbunker is under? I want my ghost to fight Hitler’s ghost. I wanna kick his mother fucking syphilis having racist ass for eternity if you’ll let me. I’m even dusting of mein Deutsch with online lessons.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

You are interviewing Brian Daboll? Really Bills? Brian Daboll? Well. It’s a shame the Bills are looking at wasting the last of Josh Allen’s prime years. Buffalo is gonna riot if you hire that guy. I’d be a better head coach than him and I’m terrible. I have fewer losses. He’s 20/40/1 and I’m 0/0/0.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

In the last few minutes I’ve heard Trump say “Jobs are up 100%” and “I love the Hell’s Angels”. How anyone can take this moron seriously will never stop blowing my mind. That’s outside of the fact he should be celebrating his anniversary in Federal Prison right now. Ya know cause he’s a felon.

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