Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I don’t usually use Walmart. I’ve hated them since living in NW Arkansas. Terrible company, but I got a gift card for Christmas. I uhhh…I don’t think they are going to pull that off in 8 minutes unless Walmart is using cruise missiles now. 130
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 02/01/2026This hits better than any drug. 030
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 31/08/2025We had our 13th annual fantasy draft last night. Yahoo critiqued my performance. The joke is on you Yahoo! I was in last place last year. So mediocrity would be a great improvement. But we all make mistakes. Like how you passed on buying Google in 1998 for $1,000,000. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 13/04/2025One of the statues at the Ohana restaurant at Disney’s Polynesian Resort is draggin’ a wagon. I pointed it out to my wife who said “God damn. You need to get laid.” 040
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 10/04/2025As an elder millennial. Fuck this. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 03/04/2025In case anyone wondered if this account is just me joking around. Here is a screen shot of a message I sent to a friend today. Yes I really do hate Red Delicious apples. 230
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Me when a customer in a MAGA hat complains about produce prices. 052
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 11/02/2025MAGA out there not being very fetch… 010
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I saw this in the wild today. It’s not my taste, but I’m not here to talk shit. I’m here to give respect. I genuinely wish I were this self confident. I won’t even put a Packers decal on my car and I fucking LOVE (pun absolutely intended) the Packers. Shine on you crazy diamond. Live your truth. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Got an email at work stating we were getting Cosmic Crisp apples in finally. Then saw that it was going to one of our shops 100 miles away instead of us. 020
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 14/12/2024My wife asked me what I want for Christmas and I sent her this. Apparently that makes me a 40 year old child. I regret nothing. Go Pack Go. 131
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 13/12/2024My wife is out picking us up dinner and asked me to turn the Christmas lights on outside. I had no other choice. 020
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Calling it right now. Some Bills Mafia member will have this tattooed on them in the next 72 hours. Also I would credit the photographer, but I haven’t been able to find out who they are. So if anyone sees this and knows please make sure to shout them out. I’m not a bills fan, but it’s beautiful. 000
Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Here is a really terrible apple. 020