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Red Delicious Apple Facts

@reddelapplehate.bsky.social
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The only thing I hate more than Red Delicious Apples is Nazis. Ok. Nazis and cancer. Ok. Nazis, cancer, and billionaires.

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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I don’t usually use Walmart. I’ve hated them since living in NW Arkansas. Terrible company, but I got a gift card for Christmas. I uhhh…I don’t think they are going to pull that off in 8 minutes unless Walmart is using cruise missiles now.
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
This hits better than any drug.
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
We had our 13th annual fantasy draft last night. Yahoo critiqued my performance. The joke is on you Yahoo! I was in last place last year. So mediocrity would be a great improvement. But we all make mistakes. Like how you passed on buying Google in 1998 for $1,000,000.
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This is going well…
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
One of the statues at the Ohana restaurant at Disney’s Polynesian Resort is draggin’ a wagon. I pointed it out to my wife who said “God damn. You need to get laid.”
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
As an elder millennial. Fuck this.
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
In case anyone wondered if this account is just me joking around. Here is a screen shot of a message I sent to a friend today. Yes I really do hate Red Delicious apples.
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Me when a customer in a MAGA hat complains about produce prices.
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
MAGA out there not being very fetch…
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I saw this in the wild today. It’s not my taste, but I’m not here to talk shit. I’m here to give respect. I genuinely wish I were this self confident. I won’t even put a Packers decal on my car and I fucking LOVE (pun absolutely intended) the Packers. Shine on you crazy diamond. Live your truth.
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Got an email at work stating we were getting Cosmic Crisp apples in finally. Then saw that it was going to one of our shops 100 miles away instead of us.
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
My wife asked me what I want for Christmas and I sent her this. Apparently that makes me a 40 year old child. I regret nothing. Go Pack Go.
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My wife is out picking us up dinner and asked me to turn the Christmas lights on outside. I had no other choice.
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Calling it right now. Some Bills Mafia member will have this tattooed on them in the next 72 hours. Also I would credit the photographer, but I haven’t been able to find out who they are. So if anyone sees this and knows please make sure to shout them out. I’m not a bills fan, but it’s beautiful.
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Red Delicious Apple Facts @reddelapplehate.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Here is a really terrible apple.
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