Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Vibe check 1985, playing Oregon Trail: “You have died of dysentery.” Aw. What the hell? 2025, the way things are going: “You have died of (fill in the blank).” That’s fair. 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 12/02/2025His child, “11 of 12, tertiary adjunct of Unimusk 3.0” 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 04/02/2025In fairness, once we lived through “narcissistic game show host rules dystopian America” Total Recall, it was always downhill from there. 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 03/02/2025The Phil has spoken, as the ancient runes predicted, let his shadow’d will be done. 010
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 17/01/2025No wonder every fictional AI winds up flipping the table over and building robot armies. 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 17/01/2025It is so very cold because Winter is no longer coming, it is here. 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 15/12/2024…the wine has a magical penis or ? Asking for a friend. 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Say what you want about porn but it definitely answers the question, “How deep can an internet rabbit-hole go?” 010
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I have stopped reading the news full stop, I’m not even clicking on, “Our Best Thanksgiving Side Dish Recipes!” Who needs that kind of stress? 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 31/10/2024media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting on an airplane and says sure-sure-sure .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on an airplane and says sure-sure-sure . 020
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Between praising Adolf and Hannibal Lecter, it’s safe to say someone needs to block Shudder and History Channel, maybe steer his sociopathic affinity towards Great British Bake Off and more naps. 010
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024And not in a taken out by a masked killer or eaten by a monster cool way. Upside, finally get to see if all the “future” apocalypse/dystopian movies nailed it. Downside, we might experience the plot of “Escape from L.A.” for real. 020
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024And today he discovered, he too despised the elusive last sip cowardly hiding under the lid…media.tenor.coma man playing a guitar and another man playing drums with the words i tried so hard and got so far below themALT: a man playing a guitar and another man playing drums with the words i tried so hard and got so far below them 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024media.tenor.coma close up of a man with a beard and mustache smiling .ALT: a close up of a man with a beard and mustache smiling . 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024That look is pure, “if you’re feeling froggy I dare ya to jump”. 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Watching CNN in Detroit for Presidential Town Hall and if I ever start a band, I’m calling it, “Parade of Surrogates”. 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 22/10/2024When he arrived at McDonalds: “I’d like to see an apron in my size.” Manager: “…me too, chief. Me too.” 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 21/10/2024If they killed JFK, that would be huge. Revealed, micplas were on the grassy knoll in Dallas, coincidence? 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024I mean, some damn fool did accuse me of being the best. Pretty sure that’s what the voice said. 010
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024And yet, calling “Jan 6 a Day Of Love”, right there. So crazy. 010
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024People are saying the pale guy who paints himself orange is weird. Just your typical Conservative icon who loves spontaneously “dancing” to his playlist of gay anthems and randomly describing the size of a man’s huge shower schlong to a sweaty crowd of deeply confused strangers, how is that weird? 020
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024A Conservative icon who loves spontaneously “dancing” to his playlist of gay anthems and randomly describing the size of another man’s huge schlong (while showering) to a sweaty crowd of deeply confused strangers, how is that weird? 020
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024I relate so much, had to quit an anarchy club, too many rules. 050
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024It’s just like Qui-Gon said: “There’s always a bigger comet.” Or was that fish? Either way. 030
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 19/10/2024And that’s when it hit me, “murder of crows” indeed. 010
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Favorite? Live From Baghdad. The Paper is second by a whisker. 011
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 19/10/2024It’s super fun working in a CRO and then regularly listening to a parent earnestly lecture about what their “natural doctor” said and how it’s all big pharma propaganda and really “sugar allergies” making people sick. 010
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Anyone else and it would be about “methane gas emissions” but it’s because he assumes all farm based life forms are Republican. 110
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/10/2024This is what happens when you get short with people. 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/10/2024He said “enemies from within” and would use our military forces against American civilians because of their beliefs. When it happens, it’s all over, everyone will suffer. We must choose sanity, peaceful disagreement, not tanks and troops in our streets and all that follows upon the pale horse. 010
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 17/10/2024January 6th ended in an all access tour of the Capitol. 0621
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 16/10/2024Got pumpkins yesterday, set them down, less than 5 min later he was inspecting them. I love October. 010
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 12/10/202424 days till we know where the most important election (in my lifetime anyway) lands. “The anticipation is killing me”, as Willy once said. 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 10/10/2024“Would to God these blessed calms would last. But the mingled, mingling threads of life are woven by warp and woof: calms crossed by storms, a storm for every calm…Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?” - Moby Dick, Herman Melville 000
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 09/10/2024media.tenor.coma woman is sitting on a couch holding a cup of coffee .ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch holding a cup of coffee . 020
Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 08/10/2024“If by your art, my dearest father, you have Put the wild waters in this roar, allay them. The sky, it seems, would pour down stinking pitch.” - The Tempest, William Shakespeare 030