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@redcastlekeep.bsky.social
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A man who believes in the best and anticipates the worst.

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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Vibe check 1985, playing Oregon Trail: “You have died of dysentery.” Aw. What the hell? 2025, the way things are going: “You have died of (fill in the blank).” That’s fair.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Probably because of the funny taste.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
And every day continues to be Opposite Day.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
His child, “11 of 12, tertiary adjunct of Unimusk 3.0”
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
In fairness, once we lived through “narcissistic game show host rules dystopian America” Total Recall, it was always downhill from there.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The Phil has spoken, as the ancient runes predicted, let his shadow’d will be done.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
And then, a 24 hour buffet…
Mogwai about to get wet, first step in Gremlin cascade failure.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
No wonder every fictional AI winds up flipping the table over and building robot armies.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It is so very cold because Winter is no longer coming, it is here.
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Molly McGhee @mollymcghee.com · 16/01/2025
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
…the wine has a magical penis or ? Asking for a friend.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
A chonk squirrel eating bird seed. #buttsholes
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Say what you want about porn but it definitely answers the question, “How deep can an internet rabbit-hole go?”
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I have stopped reading the news full stop, I’m not even clicking on, “Our Best Thanksgiving Side Dish Recipes!” Who needs that kind of stress?
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
And here…we…go.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on an airplane and says sure-sure-sure .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on an airplane and says sure-sure-sure .
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Between praising Adolf and Hannibal Lecter, it’s safe to say someone needs to block Shudder and History Channel, maybe steer his sociopathic affinity towards Great British Bake Off and more naps.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
And not in a taken out by a masked killer or eaten by a monster cool way. Upside, finally get to see if all the “future” apocalypse/dystopian movies nailed it. Downside, we might experience the plot of “Escape from L.A.” for real.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
And today he discovered, he too despised the elusive last sip cowardly hiding under the lid…
media.tenor.com
a man playing a guitar and another man playing drums with the words i tried so hard and got so far below them
ALT: a man playing a guitar and another man playing drums with the words i tried so hard and got so far below them
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man with a beard and mustache smiling .
ALT: a close up of a man with a beard and mustache smiling .
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
That look is pure, “if you’re feeling froggy I dare ya to jump”.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Watching CNN in Detroit for Presidential Town Hall and if I ever start a band, I’m calling it, “Parade of Surrogates”.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Look, mass genocide doesn’t just commit itself.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
When he arrived at McDonalds: “I’d like to see an apron in my size.” Manager: “…me too, chief. Me too.”
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Masters of baiting, one could say.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
If they killed JFK, that would be huge. Revealed, micplas were on the grassy knoll in Dallas, coincidence?
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Wait, is it Saturday already?
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I mean, some damn fool did accuse me of being the best. Pretty sure that’s what the voice said.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
And yet, calling “Jan 6 a Day Of Love”, right there. So crazy.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
People are saying the pale guy who paints himself orange is weird. Just your typical Conservative icon who loves spontaneously “dancing” to his playlist of gay anthems and randomly describing the size of a man’s huge shower schlong to a sweaty crowd of deeply confused strangers, how is that weird?
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
A Conservative icon who loves spontaneously “dancing” to his playlist of gay anthems and randomly describing the size of another man’s huge schlong (while showering) to a sweaty crowd of deeply confused strangers, how is that weird?
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I relate so much, had to quit an anarchy club, too many rules.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
It’s just like Qui-Gon said: “There’s always a bigger comet.” Or was that fish? Either way.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
And that’s when it hit me, “murder of crows” indeed.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Favorite? Live From Baghdad. The Paper is second by a whisker.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
It’s super fun working in a CRO and then regularly listening to a parent earnestly lecture about what their “natural doctor” said and how it’s all big pharma propaganda and really “sugar allergies” making people sick.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Anyone else and it would be about “methane gas emissions” but it’s because he assumes all farm based life forms are Republican.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
This is what happens when you get short with people.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
He said “enemies from within” and would use our military forces against American civilians because of their beliefs. When it happens, it’s all over, everyone will suffer. We must choose sanity, peaceful disagreement, not tanks and troops in our streets and all that follows upon the pale horse.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
January 6th ended in an all access tour of the Capitol.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Got pumpkins yesterday, set them down, less than 5 min later he was inspecting them. I love October.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
24 days till we know where the most important election (in my lifetime anyway) lands. “The anticipation is killing me”, as Willy once said.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
One could say the mountain cancelled him.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
“Would to God these blessed calms would last. But the mingled, mingling threads of life are woven by warp and woof: calms crossed by storms, a storm for every calm…Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?” - Moby Dick, Herman Melville
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
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a woman is sitting on a couch holding a cup of coffee .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch holding a cup of coffee .
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Well now I’m thinking about it, thanks.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
The follow-up unboxing is going to rock.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
“If by your art, my dearest father, you have Put the wild waters in this roar, allay them. The sky, it seems, would pour down stinking pitch.” - The Tempest, William Shakespeare
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