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Keeper

@redcastlekeep.bsky.social
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A man who believes in the best and anticipates the worst.

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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Vibe check 1985, playing Oregon Trail: “You have died of dysentery.” Aw. What the hell? 2025, the way things are going: “You have died of (fill in the blank).” That’s fair.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
And then, a 24 hour buffet…
Mogwai about to get wet, first step in Gremlin cascade failure.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It is so very cold because Winter is no longer coming, it is here.
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Molly McGhee @mollymcghee.com · 16/01/2025
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
A chonk squirrel eating bird seed. #buttsholes
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I have stopped reading the news full stop, I’m not even clicking on, “Our Best Thanksgiving Side Dish Recipes!” Who needs that kind of stress?
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
And here…we…go.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Between praising Adolf and Hannibal Lecter, it’s safe to say someone needs to block Shudder and History Channel, maybe steer his sociopathic affinity towards Great British Bake Off and more naps.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Watching CNN in Detroit for Presidential Town Hall and if I ever start a band, I’m calling it, “Parade of Surrogates”.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
When he arrived at McDonalds: “I’d like to see an apron in my size.” Manager: “…me too, chief. Me too.”
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
People are saying the pale guy who paints himself orange is weird. Just your typical Conservative icon who loves spontaneously “dancing” to his playlist of gay anthems and randomly describing the size of a man’s huge shower schlong to a sweaty crowd of deeply confused strangers, how is that weird?
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
He said “enemies from within” and would use our military forces against American civilians because of their beliefs. When it happens, it’s all over, everyone will suffer. We must choose sanity, peaceful disagreement, not tanks and troops in our streets and all that follows upon the pale horse.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Got pumpkins yesterday, set them down, less than 5 min later he was inspecting them. I love October.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
24 days till we know where the most important election (in my lifetime anyway) lands. “The anticipation is killing me”, as Willy once said.
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
“Would to God these blessed calms would last. But the mingled, mingling threads of life are woven by warp and woof: calms crossed by storms, a storm for every calm…Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?” - Moby Dick, Herman Melville
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Keeper @redcastlekeep.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
“If by your art, my dearest father, you have Put the wild waters in this roar, allay them. The sky, it seems, would pour down stinking pitch.” - The Tempest, William Shakespeare
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