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Red Squirrel

@red-squirrel.bsky.social
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Earl Gray drinker. Lover of acorns.

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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 19/01/2026
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
It’s incredible to me that we’re still finding “first black…” milestones to achieve in 2025 but congrats to him all the same
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I freaking love this show. Well earned. Time for some Defiant Jazz.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
it's absolutely critical to understand in this moment that people aren't largely reacting to who Charlie Kirk was as a person, but who they knew him as because of what tiny pieces of him got clipped out and stuck in their newsfeeds.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Likely not. Source: MY mom. 😔
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Under blankets and with a cat or dog snuggling you, too
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
And this is why I’ve been a happy Costco member since the first day mine opened.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
What happens on my butt is none of my business 😂
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I am 37 but taking Centrum Silver for 50 year old women.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
No way, I do this too
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 23/01/2025
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Damn it I had a really good post idea during my morning insomnia and now I can’t remember what it was
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This is my biggest fear. I have a 7 year old and right now he is an empathetic sweetheart but I’m scared of him becoming a right wing incel
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BD @bend5.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This rant sums it up for me
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
😂 When they’re a little TOO good at your own brand of sarcasm
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Credit to u/a_illustrator on Reddit
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
No, he’s complicit.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
He lives his life thru Fox News and what they say about him. He had no reaction while it was happening because he wasn’t listening
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Even better if they don’t message you at all and keep it to themselves 😂
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Also, stubbed toes will always exist
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DisInfoWars @disinfowars.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Let’s not stop calling them weird for the next four years. Laughing at them is all we have left. They get off on our fear.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m into guys coming down with the flu
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
If this sourdough loaf sucks I swear to god
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Do you prioritize your outrage by choosing what to spend it on? Or making sure you get a little outrage out at least once a day?
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Maybe it was no cursing
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Good call. ‘Trump’ and ‘Musk’ too, probably.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I’m full of minor gripes!
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 18/01/2025
world’s dumbest company and its not close
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
DAE remember when Fievel was the only mouse who understood that all the cats just wanted to turn all the mice into Mouseburgers? Do you feel that way now?
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
When you stutter so your voice to text memos have random words in them
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I’ve been playing as Luigi in all my Mario based games now more than I ever have. He’s an icon. He’s the moment.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
WhatsApp and Instagram too. Or if you have to keep your account open, engage minimally. Remove all personal info.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I heard about this; the raw milk crowd is embracing “rebel canning”. And if you think that sounds like “shirking safe canning best practices like great grandma used to do”, you’d be right. Don’t need no government agency advising you how to safely can food 🥴 Now they’re against ALL government.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Polar bears have a chance to do something hilarious right now
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I might be somebody’s great great grandmother someday.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I always get these from a non-US country code phone number, which is my first clue.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Costco > Sam’s Club
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Nah they’re sleepless 😂
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Tech support: *sigh* Fine. Right click on your hamster...
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Nothing brings me greater joy than being in the passenger seat and actively managing the driving playlist like a DJ for impeccable road trip vibes
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
People who put up lost pet signs should be required by law to put up signs if they eventually found the pet so I don’t have to keep worrying about them
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
So. Fucking. Tacky. At every turn.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
They HATE small business.
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Red Squirrel @red-squirrel.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Seriously NO ONE in the US wants this. Just the bloviating asshole shit-talking.
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