Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wish we didn’t live in a world where this nearly 10-year-old essay by @brandyjensen.bsky.social didn’t still feel so relevant but it’s something i think about every time we go through one of these unbearable cycles of discourse around horrible treatment of women theoutline.com/post/6297/as...theoutline.comDear Fuck-Up: Should I apologize to the women I hurt?Will it bring them closure or simply reopen old wounds? 000
Reposted by Oliver Cranemaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun. 168187934715
Reposted by Oliver CraneSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 17/09/2026can we please turn all this shit off now 08714
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s gotta be some kind of sign that the Wizard of Id is talking shit about data centers and Flock cameras, right? 010
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m in Vegas for the first time in my life and understanding why someone might become a ranting street preacher 110
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I don’t care how goddamn fancy your art space is, you can’t be charging $7.50 for a Rainier during the art walk 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh god you can’t just be playing “Down From Dover” in the coffee shop 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My dad put this on mixtapes (or else Merle Haggard’s version) when i was a kid and it was honestly kind of harrowing to listen to. 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026youtu.be/ZH7BmrAT56I?...youtu.beDolly Parton - Early Morning BreezeYouTube video by kkiilljjooy 000
Reposted by Oliver CraneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157402526
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Guy who only thinks about the Mitfords: getting a lot of Unity Mitford vibes from Natalie Harp 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’ve been doing the same job for 10 years where i got talk to people and write notes and try to get them help and i might be stagnating but what if i got a new job and had to understand any of this shit? That sounds like a nightmare! 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I got basically no sleep and saw the AI breakfast burrito this morning and y’know i’ve felt better 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Had my bike stolen last night, was thinking about how if someone stole my car it would certainly be more of a hassle to deal with but i would be so much less bummed right now. 100
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Oh yeah i remember when a kid named Badger went deer hunting and decided to tan the deer hide in the basement of my dorm, didn’t smell too good that week. Hope Badger is doing well. 000
Reposted by Oliver CraneLauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha... 4244151076
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Adam Smith must be getting nervous about the primary 👀 100
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Man, i guess there are sadder things than a wealthy and successful guy dying at 78 having lived what seemed to be an idyllic animal-filled life in his last decades, but i really liked having Sam Neill in the world 010
Reposted by Oliver CraneGot CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/202619th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯 31200227
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Gotta say, one of the most evocative spam texts I’ve ever received 010
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 06/07/2026That was as much of a “gotta hand it to em” game as i could imagine but also i read Among the Thugs last year 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 05/07/2026America i’ve given you all and now i’m nothing 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Actually it was me who sabotaged the reflecting pool. It won’t reflect anymore. It will relentlessly absorb, reflecting nothing. In 6 months the sun will be a pale lukewarm husk. 020
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Was in Portland over the weekend and saw a guy wearing an Anal Cunt t-shirt. First time I’ve ever had the thought “damn, i should have yelled ‘you’re gay’ at a stranger, that would be an appropriate thing to do.” 100
Reposted by Oliver CraneRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Being against bike lanes is the number one red flag there’s deeper, darker views a person holds that we just don’t know about 914070436
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 01/06/2026My cousin started referring to many situations as a “classic case” - differentiated by “classic case, mostly comical” vs “classic case, mostly devastating.” Obv the same event could be both depending on your perspective. 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 29/05/2026yeah yeah very impressive but let’s see that kid face off against me at the Drunken Spelling Bee 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 28/05/2026They got any stats on opossum profile pics? 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Y’know goodreads is not exactly my favorite app but i do love finding deranged vanity books when trying to use its terrible search function 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Hello the MIMS Show this is excellent content but it would be improved by replacing the audio with “This Is Why I’m Hot” on loop 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Ok ‘one-dimensional’ is dumb but i would say that The Wire sketches out some usually interesting characters and sets them running in this beautifully detailed system, but doesn’t do a ton to develop them beyond what the actors bring (which is often a lot!) 110
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 01/05/2026This expedition really doesn’t seem worth it 000
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Sorry this is too stupid for me to think about i should probably go to the puppet show 120
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 25/04/2026After extensive research have finally determined my definitive take on Graham Platner: damn Maine’s pretty far away I don’t really know what’s going on up there, good luck to everybody 131
Reposted by Oliver Cranethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/04/2026it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit 65104412784
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I bought some plants from a guy on my block while John Prine was playing from his speaker, also i got to meet his 4-month-old puppy that he just took home from the shelter last week, i’m crazy jetlagged and it felt impossibly idyllic for a little while 030
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Getting on a flight with a large number of MAGA teens, would appreciate thoughts and prayers 110
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 09/04/2026It’s all good I’m up 28-3 in the first half 171
Oliver Crane @recordofthetime.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Man it’s been a great week for people saying/believing deranged shit about me 000
Reposted by Oliver Craneleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization 2295252225
