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Rabbi Sara Zober

@rebbesmz.bsky.social
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Rabbi, hospice chaplain, #narcolepsy T1 #longCOVID, D&D nerd, mom, heavily meditated, GIF game on 🔥, born at 344ppm🌍, all of the pronouns, none of the gender 🌈 linktr.ee/smzober

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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 9h
never stop being a shitbag @schumer.senate.gov
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
sandy hook was 13 years ago and they're still killing innocent children because this country loves its guns more than it loves to see children grow up
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am SO OVERWHELMED.
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Fluttershy's Anxiety Breathing
Alt: Fluttershy's Anxiety Breathing into a paper bag
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ebike commuters in mountainous areas - talk to me about hills and weather and not showing up to work gross and sweaty or soaking wet.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seriously. It's a terrifying thought
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Big step!
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And I definitely don't want my corporate overlords having them either
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would give anything to blow up 2FA. It's so bad.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huge hugs. Caregiving is exhausting and scary. Use the surgery team's social worker if available - they're often a great help with logistics.
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Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Screenshot: Out of ten men, one makes a sexual joke at a woman, two laugh, three fake a chuckle to fit in, and four stay silent.

None of them speak up. Later, nine of them still believe they're the "good guys." But from the woman's perspective, the laughter, the silence, the looking away, it all creates the same environment. So when women say "most men are the same." this is what they mean: not that every man harasses women, but that most men help protect the system that does.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Cornell 57. Every man who was silent was complicit.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The tortuous, botched execution of Christa Pike is truly horrifying. And while it feels unique in some ways, in reality it is also only the latest in a history of botched executions going back years — YEARS — in numerous states. Please know: this is the reality of the death penalty in this country.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just look at what happened tonight in Tennessee.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is barbaric and harms everyone involved and everyone who witnesses it, including the families of victims who say they want it.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good for her.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His facial droop is really pronounced in that ad.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Calm down, I already think Mamdani is great, you don’t have to lay it on so thick!
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The best french green beans I've ever had and a gallon of Arnold Palmer.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*passes out*
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Toward t’shuvah this Yom Kippur: An honest reckoning with our transgressions
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Toward t’shuvah this Yom Kippur: An honest reckoning with our transgressions
It’s a classic Yom Kippur joke: During Kol Nidre services the rabbi raises his arms to the heavens and cries out, “Oh God, before You I am nothing!” The cantor, upon seeing this, beats his chest and s...
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes! That whole show was paced beautifully from beginning to end.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trying to figure out how to state "2.5% isn't a raise, it's just a cost of living increase" to my boss to pass along to my corporate overlords. (It's less than $1/hr more.) Would love advice, suggestions.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I know you're busy, so I wanted to correct a few things in my chart. (Insert things.) Please let me know if you or your MA have any questions!"
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's such a great idea!
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok, just saw an ad for the Panera Sip Club subscription. $5 for 30 refills in a month for the first 3 months, then $14.99/mo thereafter. I'm a big tea and lemonade drinker, have a Panera down the road from work, and could absolutely see myself getting my money's worth. Anyone tried it?
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So many people here have COVID, among all the other stuff going around as well.
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Rabbi Emily Cohen @thatrabbicohen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Coffee-drinking Jews: This is your annual PSA that if you plan to fast on Yom Kippur (note that you should absolutely *not* fast unless it's mentally & physically safe for you), you should start tapering your caffeine now. Your Yom Kippur self will thank you.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Also, apropos of other news, the Palestinian people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is the way.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Transgender people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Knicks and Arsenal? I'm ok with that. Too cute.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just sent this to my lady clergy group, which is full of gay and not gay episco-pals!
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah, not gonna be on social media today. May the memory of those lost be a blessing, and Shanah tovah. May the new year be sweet.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thanks, Trump.
A gas pump where 17.219 gallons of gas costs $100.71.
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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“There is no basis to the govt’s response that the decision to impose sanctions against Jewish terrorists is an expression of antisemitism.” Signees include: Ehud Olmert, former Israeli PM Dan Halutz, former IDF and IAF chief David Harel, president of the Israel Academy of Sciences and Humanities
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I do inbox zero religiously at work. It's the best.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This happens every year and I'm so over it! I want to do the holidays healthy and rested and it just never happens that way. I spend them getting over some kind of sickness and exhausted from the overexertion every single year of my 20 years on the bima.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This was last year, so you know I'm not being histrionic: bsky.app/profile/rebb...
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And I woke up this morning with a stuffy nose and scratchy throat. I HATE THIS.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There aren't any. They're mostly federal and many career rangers have been let go because of Trump's budget cuts.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Guy came by in the Lowe's parking lot with a dent specialist van. He told me he'd fix the scrapes on my car and I told him no way - not until the teenagers are all driving their own cars. Then he can do all of these scratches at once.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No amount of butt calluses makes biking more comfortable. Get the luxury padded seat.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Youngest wakes up the morning after Selichot with a 101 degree fever. If I get sick from her... This happens with a child literally every year.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's so fun how we're all so different!
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This one was really accurate! I'm from Cincinnati and have never shaken those roots.
A dialect heat map of America, showing my hottest spot over Appalachia.
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Rabbi Sara Zober @rebbesmz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On one call today, it missed that I got transferred to a different department and talked to 2 different people. On another, it took notes that an answering machine told me to leave a message and then said I hung up (I left a detailed message that I documented).
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Jawnikowski @lakergrrrl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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