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Reasonable Coot

@reasonablecoot.bsky.social
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Michigan. College football. Great Lakes stuff. Humor. Dad sighs. Idealistic pragmatism.

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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@surber.bsky.social Another dad and I are going on college football safari and attending Miami/Clemson after the morning in Athens. 1.) What quintessential Clemson thing do we need to do in our 24 hours there and 2.) do you wanna hang out?
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No shade to anyone, just appreciation: thank you for getting the After Darks up by sunrise. What a stupid, lovely way to take my coffee.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Geauxmila
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Chat State got a Beetus Cat mural:
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Really expect that from one of their more mudbug-based flavors but still - risk you take when you stray from Voodoo
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social - god willing Zapp’s never proteinifies, but you know what it might have already*? Salmonella! *limited to Salt and Vinegar, Bayou Blackened Ranch, and Big Cheezy www.fda.gov/safety/recal...
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Utz Quality Foods, LLC Issues Voluntary Recall of Certain Limited Varieties of Zapp’s and Dirty Potato Chips
HANOVER, PA -- (BUSINESS WIRE) – Utz Quality Foods, LLC, a subsidiary of Utz Brands, Inc., is issuing a voluntary recall in the United States of certain limited varieties of Zapp’s® and Dirty® potato ...
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
And Niles Rogers
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Has a post-event hangout been chosen? I understand none shall know the hour, but maybe a location got worked out. Never know.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Need a finger guns guy
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Drunk Mad Man Jon Hamm: Hot Beer
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Lafonda got Kip looking better each year. A happy, healthy man.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Re: hitters trying to hit the pitcher, this was 100% my strategy as decent but new tennis player who got switched to doubles against my will. Forget alleys, forget lobs. When in doubt, just smoke the net player. Good enough to go .500.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Singing FIFA King to Call On Me
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@mgoseth.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $102.72 pre-fee for the destruction of Auburn, former employer of Freeze, Durkin, and Pearl, at the dawn of a nepo-baby’s first campaign. It warmed me many winter nights. May its joy compound many times over.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Yes. They write. You pay to read. Be a punk if you want, but don’t bitch about it.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I don’t subscribe because the dollars go to some other independent entities at the moment, but man I was about to be sad. Still recommend yall to any college football fan.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Real ones know.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Thujone-esque. Splendid.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It got Mo’ RAAAADIANCE
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
And what words were exchanged.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
@actioncookbook.com @edsbs.bsky.social I am NOT a Purdue fan, but please enjoy 1.) This ad for discontinued specialty ornaments pairing a Purdue hoodie with…a deviled egg, and 2.) this AI attempt at finding a Purdue Santa article from the old days.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Some of those that play ‘ccordian, Are the same that spurn forces
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
As for the oven, this thing wants to catch fire. When I turned circuit back on, resumed smoking immediately. H/t to wife for making homemade caramel drizzle on the propane burner outside on our 30 degree Michigan day. Team effort.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Additional details: Killed power to the oven to eliminate fire risk. Reheated a different gravy made earlier that morning using turkey breakfast sausage. Sides ended up cooking perfectly except the marshmallow which puffed but didn’t brown. Grabbed butane torch from garage and manually toasted them.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Took the the turkey out to rest and bring the sides to temp and then heard three electrical pops from back of oven. Immediately throw in the sides and don’t touch the door til dinner. Gravy gets made outside in a turkey fryer burner. Persevere.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Sure, but what about that dog on your phone?
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
butternutandsage.com/the-best-app... Wife made it three years ago and it’s now a tradition. Great mix of crunchy and soaked. Absolutely unreal.
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The Best Apple Cider Donut Cake with Salted Caramel - Butternut and Sage
The Best Apple Cider Donut Cake with Salted Caramel. Made with fresh harvest apples and an irresistible homemade salted caramel drizzle.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This was the second best Kanye album.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Ay I heard you like a wild one
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Tom Herman did WHAT
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
You already posted this yesterday? The nice punter from the orange and white team and fast blue man, no?
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
You mean this guy didn’t always come out on the good side?
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I read this as Lou Ferrigno and the sentiment is unchanged. Maybe even intensified.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
@surber.bsky.social Now singing “She’s got Carson’s Butthole Eyes” to the tune of Bette Davis Eyes. Normal brain stuff. Thanks.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Dammit, Spencer. I was just trying to drink some coffee on a sunny porch. Another incredible opener.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Your opener is an all-timer. - The guy in AA who told you he loved Cake Weather
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Things get turned upside down, but you get some really unexpected beautiful moments. Volunteering to do night bottles to rock a sleeping kid while listening to Fullcast After Dark. Napping together through a lazy afternoon slate. Celebrating in silence when Ohio State yaks a big one to Purdue. Etc.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Attn: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Around* Typos per skeet continues to hover around .75.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
“But why are his chaps so big?” They’re filled with fish. You think Ol’ Pete is walking someone in bassless chaps?
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
It’s rare, but sometimes I want to know what the realistic tiers are and it helps to see “ah, the top level is $1000, the two middle options are $600 and $400, and then there’s tons of crap I don’t want at $200 that I don’t want to wade through”. Also, a chance to laugh at whoever is paying top $
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
How’d you know Jokic’s horse was gonna win?
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Begs question - how much would you actually pay? I think I’d pay $75. It’s placing a bet on entertainment.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
🎵When you try so hard but you don’t succeed When you hold who you want but you’re married When Coldplay puts you in the big screen What could be worrrrrrrrrrrrrse?”🎵
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
1:) buy new mini-van -$44k 2.) purchase installation of new trailer hitch - $400 3.) spend hours on FB Marketplace to buy a bike rack for $15 and spend $60 in new parts to “make it work” instead of just buying a new GD bike rack
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“Little bitty ham baby”
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Reading this headline as “Gentlemen - Start…your…engines!!!”
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
@alexkirshner.com Where exactly does the CFP think Pittsburgh is?
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