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Reasonable Coot

@reasonablecoot.bsky.social
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Michigan. College football. Great Lakes stuff. Humor. Dad sighs. Idealistic pragmatism.

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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@surber.bsky.social Another dad and I are going on college football safari and attending Miami/Clemson after the morning in Athens. 1.) What quintessential Clemson thing do we need to do in our 24 hours there and 2.) do you wanna hang out?
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social - god willing Zapp’s never proteinifies, but you know what it might have already*? Salmonella! *limited to Salt and Vinegar, Bayou Blackened Ranch, and Big Cheezy www.fda.gov/safety/recal...
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Utz Quality Foods, LLC Issues Voluntary Recall of Certain Limited Varieties of Zapp’s and Dirty Potato Chips
HANOVER, PA -- (BUSINESS WIRE) – Utz Quality Foods, LLC, a subsidiary of Utz Brands, Inc., is issuing a voluntary recall in the United States of certain limited varieties of Zapp’s® and Dirty® potato ...
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Re: hitters trying to hit the pitcher, this was 100% my strategy as decent but new tennis player who got switched to doubles against my will. Forget alleys, forget lobs. When in doubt, just smoke the net player. Good enough to go .500.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@mgoseth.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $102.72 pre-fee for the destruction of Auburn, former employer of Freeze, Durkin, and Pearl, at the dawn of a nepo-baby’s first campaign. It warmed me many winter nights. May its joy compound many times over.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
@actioncookbook.com @edsbs.bsky.social I am NOT a Purdue fan, but please enjoy 1.) This ad for discontinued specialty ornaments pairing a Purdue hoodie with…a deviled egg, and 2.) this AI attempt at finding a Purdue Santa article from the old days.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Took the the turkey out to rest and bring the sides to temp and then heard three electrical pops from back of oven. Immediately throw in the sides and don’t touch the door til dinner. Gravy gets made outside in a turkey fryer burner. Persevere.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
@surber.bsky.social Now singing “She’s got Carson’s Butthole Eyes” to the tune of Bette Davis Eyes. Normal brain stuff. Thanks.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Your opener is an all-timer. - The guy in AA who told you he loved Cake Weather
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Attn: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
@alexkirshner.com Where exactly does the CFP think Pittsburgh is?
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social They’re Mid. It’s right there in the name. #GoTops
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @homefield.bsky.social Guys, I can’t find this on the website.
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Reasonable Coot @reasonablecoot.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
@actioncookbook.com I have once again made the Kentuckiana Hot Loin, which we affectionately call “Pickle Pork”, and it was destroyed by the wife, 7 year old, and 3 year old alike. A much needed dinner victory in a season where none come easy.
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